Wednesday, April 16, 2014

MILEY CYRUS ON THE MEND AFTER TRAGIC KANSAS CITY CONCERT FAIL!!!



Last night Miley Cyrus was sick of Kansas City just like the rest of us . . . Right now she's in recovery but not the kind that counts.

Here's a quick compilation of relevant links on the evil and slutty twin who murdered Hannah Montana. Check it:

- Medical Industrial Complex To Blame: Miley Cyrus remains hospitalized a second day after 'severe' reaction to antibiotics

- Every Losing Streak Starts in this town: Miley Cyrus remains hospitalized, cancels more concerts

- Miserable in Kansas City: Miley Cyrus Tweets About Hospitalization, Canceled Shows: "I'm Miserable"

- The Tragedy According To TMZ

- A Way To Make The Best Of A Bad Situation: Anti-Crime Activist Alonzo Washington Asks Miley To Twerk For Tips!!!

Developing . . .

12 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Twerking is racist.

Anonymous said...

So somehow, Alonzo Washington is included in a Tony post about Miley Cyrus.

Do you owe him money, Tony? If not, why is TKC slowly turning into "All-Alonzo, All the Time"?

Anonymous said...

Come on, Tony. Your readers are also waiting to know what Glazer's take on the Miley cancellation is.

When is Clay Chastain going to weigh in? How about Jack Cashill?

Surely this has something to do with the "toy train." Better check with Deron Black about that.

Anonymous said...

I know these people. Miley included. I don't like them!

Haverkamp Langsford, Carriage Club member said...

Doctors at St Lukes are working tirelessly with both the CDC and international infectious disease experts to identify a pussy lotion that will allow Ms. Cyrus a quarantine-free release from the hospital.

Anonymous said...

I'd be willing to pay top $$$ for any of her medical waste.

You heard it here first said...

She died at 13:41 hours.

Tiller was not at the tiller this time said...

Billy Ray Cyrus petitioned for a post-birth abortion and it was granted today.

Anonymous said...

Randal Terry and Operation Rescue has yet to release a statement.

Anonymous said...

You racist cease and desist.

Anonymous said...

Hanna Montana is a racist and has blood on her hands.

Anonymous said...

I didn't realize MDMA was an antibiotic.