Wednesday, April 30, 2014

KANSAS CITY ZOO SCRAPS VIOLENT FREE DAYS IN FAVOR OF POSTCARD VOUCHERS!!!



Kansas City can't have anything nice and recent riots @ the Zoo on "free day" kinda prove that point.

Here's the solution to the problem that substitutes a mail-in voucher free pass . . .

"The Kansas City Zoo is introducing the ‘Postcard to Adventure’ program for residents of the Zoological District. This program alters the scheduled free days at the Zoo and provides more flexibility for residents to visit when it is more convenient. These free visit opportunities are being offered to all residents in Jackson and Clay Counties in Missouri as a thank you and one of the many benefits for supporting the Kansas City Zoo through the Zoological District. Every household in Jackson and Clay County will receive three free visit opportunities in 2014."

Fox4KC: Kansas City Zoo offers free zoo visits through ‘Postcard to Adventure’ program

KSHB: The Kansas City Zoo will begin mailing free passes to households in Jackson and Clay counties rather than holding open free days.

KMBC: KC Zoo develops new program for district-free days

KCTV5: The "Postcard to Adventure" program allows a range of possible dates to visit and the tickets on the postcard will allow easy access and quick entry into the Zoo.

Realization . . .

THIS EPISODE OF KANSAS CITY ZOO HISTORY PROVES THAT THIS TOWN CAN NO LONGER CONGREGATE IN THE URBAN CORE FOR ANYTHING FUN!!!

That wasn't always the case but it's interesting to see KCMO pretty much giving up on drawing a crowd that isn't hipster focused.

Developing . . .

31 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Sounds like welfare.

Anonymous said...

What da fug....yall ain't lettin ma peoples in at da same times.

This be an outrage....git me Al Sharpton and Jesse...we gots some racist issues goin on up in here.

Anonymous said...

Whew. Now we can all still pretend that there is nothing wrong with the current African American culture.

Meebo said...

They think this will solve the problem. Can we do the same thing on The Plaza?

Anonymous said...

And KC used to be such a nice place.

Anonymous said...

Now they can sell the free zoo passes to by crack and the zoo will be safe. That's a win/win for certain.

Anonymous said...

Niggers ruin everything. It's no longer a statement, but rather a mantra....

Agrippa said...

Tell me this TKC, if we can't even attract people to the zoo. How do we expect to lure more folks downtown without incident?

P Bear said...

Just close the fucking zoo....turn us loose...hell the zoo animals are more civilized than those hoodrat Easties.

Nathan Bedford Forrrest III said...

Who is the Nigger chick with Clint?

2:55 PM FTW! said...

2:55 PM FTW!

CR said...

Will not agree with racists here but I will say this is a bad move for all of KC.

Zoofirmative Action said...

Will there still be chimps, baboons and apes on The Plaza?

Anonymous said...

ouch.

Could it be a carjacking? said...

Why is Al Sharpton riding around in a pickup truck with Clint?

Anonymous said...

How about giving the zoo chimps a vacation, and putting the rowdy Plaza chimps in cages on the hottest days of summer and letting zoo patrons watch them fling poo at one another?

Literal Translation Services Of Kansas City said...


Jargon:

"Each person who arrives at the zoo is going to find a safe and enjoyable environment. We want each person who leaves the zoo to be smiling, laughing and sharing their photos and videos of the Zoo," said Pam Mason, Clay County commissioner and chair of the Zoological Commission.


Translation:

"Each person who arrives at the zoo is going to find a safe and enjoyable environment, free of the usual freeloader-day hordes of hoodrats and other violent feral trash. We want each person who leaves the zoo to be smiling, laughing and sharing their photos and videos of the Zoo, not leaving in an ambulance with knife, gun, or bludgeoning wounds - or worse: in a coroners wagon," meant Pam Mason, Clay County commissioner and chair of the Zoological Commission.

The New Zoo Review said...

Keeping the chimp numbers at the zoo to a manageable level is a policy that makes sense.

Anonymous said...

Simples would've been just to say NO NIGGERS ALLOWED !!!

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
man what a trash heap this blog has turned in to.

4/30/14, 8:07 AM
Anonymous Anonymous said...
You just noticed?

4/30/14, 8:41 AM

Anonymous said...

weirdos!

Anonymous said...

It would appear that some civic-minded types are regular readers of TKC, as this newly announced zoo voucher idea was exactly described weeks ago by a TKC commenter who was offering solutions.

TKC Readers Lead The Way!!!!!

Anonymous said...

In The Pickup Truck:

That's Don Sterling (Clippers owner) with his scheming ex-girlfriend.

Every which way....she's loose!!!!

Anonymous said...

Outstanding 3:46 PM

Laughin my ass Off ober here

Anonymous said...

The Free Zoo day let you know which day not to show up.

Now you don't know what day the young skolars and they tech 9 and glocks will be present.

Way to go Zoo admin way to go.

Don't contain the problem on a certain day and load up with cops, but spread the danger around all year long.

The Zoo has alot of two legged Loons runnin the show.

Anonymous said...

Making folk show ID to get into the zoo, that's just racist.

Anonymous said...

I agree with 922. We always knew free day was when all the dirtbags went, so the rest of us could avoid them.

Anonymous said...

Why, it's good ole Clint, riding around with Michelle Obama. That's the ticket Clint...

Anonymous said...

This will send sales of season tickets into the crapper. We always bought a pass simply because the free day was such a mess with all the mayhem. But now with three passes we won't need one.

Anonymous said...

Novel concept you have there, Kansas City. A segregated zoo.

Anonymous said...

Yeah.. thugs, deviants, miscreants, trouble makers, teenage gun toters and deliquents of all colorr on one side or Free days.

And good honest, law abiding, peaceful citizens of all colors on all another days or non free days.

Pretty simple and sane stuff. Easy for even the dumbest of minds to digest.

That is the segregation needed not the racist victim bullshit card you are playing 8:15 AM