Friday, April 18, 2014

KANSAS CITY WEEKLY POWER RANKINGS!!!



Right now let's take a quick look at where we stand at the conclusion of the work week . . .

CHECK THE KANSAS CITY WEEKLY POWER RANKINGS FOR THE ONLY COMPREHENSIVE LOOK @ THE STRONGEST FORCES IN THIS COWTOWN RIGHT NOW!!!

Let's make it quick and dirty . . . I've got video games to play . . .

U.S. Attorney Eric Holder Sending The Kansas City Metro Love From Prez Obama


All the way in from D.C. national power broker U.S. Attorney Eric Holder led the ceremonies amid the aftermath of local tragedy and offered comfort from on high.



We could lament that local grief turned into a political demonstration in just about 48 hours but that's pretty much the way things go . . . I guess it's nice to know that somebody cares about so many strong local emotions.

Kansas City Civic Power Brokers And Biz Elite Preparing For Election Season


While nobody was looking, the Kansas City ruling class earned even more tax breaks and progress toward their development agenda that pretty much ignores every other problem in Kansas City in order to secure their profits.

Dwayne Bowe And His Weed Deal Big Play


He took a plea deal and now is free to drop most of his passes because of a total lack of focus and concentration which we won't even try to attribute to his recreational activities.

Lisa Teachman Defeats The Local Media Non-Compete Clause


She might be our favorite brunette hottie in all of Kansas City mainstream media news . . . And SHE'S BACK!!!

Normally, a non-compete clause in a contract will take a local on-air newsie out of the game for more than a minute until the public forgets their name. WHATEVER HAPPENED behind the scenes with her departure . . . She came out WINNING and offers a victorious example to all Kansas City newsies.

Kansas City Warm Fuzzies Rule The Week


At the end of the week . . . Kansas City needed a hug. After a blitz of bad news at the end of the week most mainstream media coverage has turned sentimental and focused on kind glaces and the good news . . . Which maybe isn't a bad thing.

As always, this list has been compiled according to scientific TKC polling and market research data and it's a weekly comprehensive guide to local powerful people.

14 Comments:

Anonymous said...

All of KCMO needs a hug is right!

Anonymous said...

Fuck this hugging shit it's all these stupid tree huggers got us in this mess

Anonymous said...

Fuck the facist Eric Holder and his leader.

Anonymous said...

We could lament that blogging about local events turned into a festering boil that desperately needs to be lanced in just about 48 hours but that's pretty much the way things go ...

Fact Checka said...

And yet you're still right here tuned in loyally @10:47 on a Friday night.

Sexual.

Anonymous said...

Kinky.

Now off you go for your nightly Arsenio.

Anonymous said...

*we'll see ya back here at the commercials! ;)

Another Midtown Mom said...

LOL. You guys crack me up!

Don't be so cynical TKC.

Anonymous said...

Holder is a CRIMINAL.

He should be chained to a wall at GITMO instead of coming here to spread propaganda and evil.

Anonymous said...

Rumor is, the worst kept secret in Kansas City is Miley Cyrus is pregnant.

The "flu" or maybe she really did have a sinus thing and an "antibiotic reaction". Big rumor but you know its probably true because health care people can't keep their big fat traps shut.

Gotta love that PR.

For the sake of the world, I hope she is not with child.

Anonymous said...

Sly is getting in position for the Top 5 Power Ranking next week!

Anonymous said...

Power Rankings my ass........more like watching turds float down Brush Creek and giving them a name.

Anonymous said...

10:46 PM, please get it straight! For the last time. Holder is a socialist; you are the Fascist!

Anonymous said...

11:54 tru dat.