Friday, April 04, 2014

KANSAS CITY WEEKLY POWER RANKINGS!!!



TKC Late night readers might be our STRONGEST SUPPORTERS even if they hate this blog . . . And so . . .

CHECK THE TKC WEEKLY POWER RANKINGS TONIGHT!!!

We're doing kind of a retro newspaper look tonight . . . Because we're creative like that and also because this blog is a better source of all that is awesome and feisty about this town far more than Dead Tree Media . . . Anyhoo, let's get started . . . Here's a quick look at the strongest this week . . .

Water Bond Poster Power Player And Tax Pitchman Mayor Sly James


Mayor Sly's popularity will probably win public approval for water bonds that'll eventually fund the Toy Train Streetcar . . . Sadly, only our little bloggy operation is willing to call out this farce.

Kansas City Youth Violence Crime Wave


It's the trend nobody wants to talk about . . . Kansas City's younger people are putting everybody in danger from school raping, to zoo wild times and probably on the Plaza when ever the place isn't on lockdown . . . More on this later . . .

Kansas City MO House Rep Weed Advocates


Kansas City MO House Reps want to legalize it . . . Some of them have good reasons, and then there's the issue of Jeremy LaFaver and his personal stash.

Cowtown GOP Party Crew


Kansas City made the cut this week for all the places competing for Republican Party locations and that alone is cause for celebration but not a new convention hotel . . .

Sexy Cindy Circo


Cindy Circo could be the strongest rising star political operative in Kansas City behind the scenes, at all the best parties and with all the powerful people who don't remember her nail tech roots.

As always, this list has been compiled according to scientific TKC polling and market research data and it's a weekly comprehensive guide to local powerful people.

24 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Dang dude, give it a rest.

Anonymous said...

DUI Checkpoint 119th and blackbob.

Anonymous said...

JOCO. Picking on the early drunks. Lots of safe fun places around there

Anonymous said...

Kcpd will cut ya some slack if ur willing to suck one.

Anonymous said...

No wonder the Queers are getting mouthy.

Anonymous said...

ewwwwwwwww

Anonymous said...


Butt the are they behind this !

Anonymous said...

You do.t have to be queer to suck a Dick only queer to like it

Anonymous said...

Its only s piece of meet

Anonymous said...

nail Tech..LOL!

Anonymous said...

Nail tech.... Snitch.... Nail tech.... Snitch.....
Snitch .. Nail tech ..

Guess we can forgive a snitch

Anonymous said...

I drove home so blacked out tonight it was AWESOME.

Suck it KCPD!

Anonymous said...

snatch?

Anonymous said...

3:01 + 3:02

Me too!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I dreamed we elected a gorilla.

Anonymous said...

Betcha Rep. LeFever could turn that elephant statue into a sweet smokin' bong.

Anonymous said...

lol

Anonymous said...

There are quite a few dim bulbs on the city council, even though some of them have very high opinions of themselves, but Circo has to take the airhead prize.
What a twit!

Anonymous said...

Repubs going to Denver in 2016. Mile high is the way of the future! Now District of Columbia is legalizing recreational weed, trying to weaken the gangs by taxing legal sales.
And anybody else hearing that Mrs Brownback moving out of the Governors mansion? That the Gov is doing the responsible thing and getting a new wife with doctor made boobies? All the Republicans do it!

Anonymous said...

What do you mean all the Republicans do it you fuck? Name one, just one you demofag! Fuckin demo commies.

Anonymous said...

Bob Dole? Roy Blunt? Kit Bond? Sam Graves? George Will?

Anonymous said...

Look, all the dems have left are nigs, fags, lesbos, commies and illegals. Or otherwords the shitpiles of america. The worthless wefare SNAP unemployed.
Why should I pay taxes to support those thugs? All they're good for is my Friday nite $25 blow job on the avenue.

Anonymous said...

The Republican convention is not coming to Kansas City. Tony has more of a chance fathering Jordan Carver's baby than Kansas City has getting the Republican convention.

Hey Tony, stroke Jordan once for me.

P Bear said...

I like weed and watermelons. I don't like Negros !