Thursday, April 17, 2014

Kansas City Face-Off: George Brett Vs. Lorde



Amid more important news . . . Here's something that we need to revisit:

Deadspin: Lorde Finally Met George Brett

Wonderful, but that's only half the story . . .

Sure, Lorde was a tween pop-hit sensation last year with her Royals (auto)tune.

However . . . Given that music is mostly manufactured with auto-tune tech and other studio tricks nowadays.

Let's remember that Kansas City Slugger George Brett ALSO tops the auto tune charts with the best story about pants pooping in MLB history.

And so . . . KANSAS CITY FACE-OFF: WHO IS HE BETTER AUTO-TUNE MUSICAL ARTIST?!?!?!

It's up to you d-bags to make the final call on this one but for once I'm rooting for Kansas City and I think ti's important not to sell this town short when it comes to important musical movements.

More in a bit . . .

8 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Brett is a fucking douche!!

Anonymous said...

Bet Brett is a racist too. He IS white so he has to be racist.

Anonymous said...

Is she happy, or fake happy in that picture?

Anonymous said...

Lorde is a creepy looking hunch backed broad... she could pass as a Disney villian

Ruined a perfectly good pair of Bally loafers said...

That pic was taken right after he told her the Vegas diarrhea story.

Anonymous said...

Damn, doesn't Brett have anything better to do? Worthless, old white guy, on loan to the world.

Delmont said...

Lorde looks like she is on a controlled substance.

Anonymous said...

This video made tears come to my eyes I was laughing so hard.......it made my sides hurt....I mean, really? Why brett why? You have a hot microphone on. The worst thing is, he just kept talking. This whole thing with the poop tale is just awkward. The Lourde pic is awkward. This is all bad and I need to wave my finger in a circle in the air because its all bad. All bad.