Monday, April 14, 2014

KANSAS CITY BLOOD MOON TONIGHT!!!



Right now we're taking a bit of a break from all the recent drama in order to contemplate the skies over Kansas City.

Appropriately . . .

IT'S A PERFECT EVENING TO CHECK OUT THE KANSAS CITY BLOOD MOON!!!

Skies are clear, visibility is high and I'm pretty sure if precious readers squint real hard they'll be able to see Osama's ghost or whatever . . .

I won't pretend to know the real significance of the blood moon but, for the moment, random gunfire threatens denizens of Kansas City far more than any supernatural force . . .

CNET: Blood moon: A total lunar eclipse viewer's guide

CNN: Does the Bible predict the 'blood moon'?

Discovery: 'Blood Moon' Myths: Superstitions in the Skies

Space.com: Four Blood Moons: Total Lunar Eclipse Series Not a Sign of Apocalypse

UPDATE . . .

And because one of you suggested a song . . . Here's our Kansas City Blood Moon Playlist for tonight . . .



Hopefully, we'll have much more BREAKING/EXCLUSIVE NEWS, debate, discourse, more than our fair share of hateration and all kinds of good stuff in just a few . . . STAY TUNED!!!

33 Comments:

Anonymous said...

In KC, best time to see it should be around 1-2 in the morning.

Anonymous said...

I'll be watching it,smoking one and listening to some black Sabbath.

CH said...

Good livin!

Byron Funkhouser said...

Anon 11:06

That was my idea?!

Anonymous said...

Of course Byron who is scamming disability because of blindness and life threading asthma wants to WATCH the eclipse and smoke some pot. You realize how often you get caught in your lies?

Byron Funkhouser said...

What the fuck are you talking about, stalker? Get a life, you sick fuck.

You do realize, that I pretty much know who you are, & I'm just cogitating what I should do about you.

I've never been "caught in a lie", because I don't lie. I don't care enough about you fucks to lie to you.

Byron Funkhouser said...

As I've tried to explain to you retards many times, I am "legally blind". That doesn't mean that I'm completely blind. That's why its called "legally blind". I have double vision, which means I can't drive, or use tools, or do a lot of things that you assholes take for granted.

If you have a problem with that then write your congressman & tell him that you don't want "legally blind" to be a disability, because some of them can see the moon when its full & bright.

I have asthma. I smoke pot anyway. If you have a problem with that, too fucking bad. The pot is medicinal & when West Virginia legalizes medical marijuana I will qualify. I'm still planning a move to Colorado, but I have to save up some money for that, & I have to convince the Misses that its a good idea.

Bottom line, you're just a hateful stalker. I'll check back in a little bit, because, you know as a stalker, that you absolutely must respond to any comment that I make. Of course, you'll hide behind anonymity, because stalkers & bullies are cowards.

Anonymous said...

Thats a lie! You don't have a clue who anybody is and there is nothing you could do if you did . I agree with12:22, you are a pussy fuck thief.

Anonymous said...

Damn, It's cloudy out.

Byron Funkhouser said...

Now, don't get upset, pussy. I'm not a thief. You dumb asses are just, well, dumb asses. If you want to pretend that people on disability are thieves, go ahead, but it doesn't make it real.

Byron Funkhouser said...

Yes, 1:18

I'm having that problem here, as well. I never get to see things in the sky that everyone else gets to see, but with a large full moon, I thought that I might get to see this. Now, the moon is much smaller & higher in the sky.

Byron Funkhouser said...

Shit, now I can't see the moon at all. There must be clouds in the way, but I can't see those, either.

Byron Funkhouser said...

What's the matter 1:11? Did I upset you? I guess you'll resume your stalking tomorrow, but its not the same when its not immediate.

I'm just having fun, bitches. What are you doing?

Anonymous said...

I had a lot of cloud overcast. I went for a pint of ale and Deep Purple "Dark Night".

Byron Funkhouser said...

I just went outside & I couldn't see anything. The sky was a little red in one place. That must be the moon shining above the clouds. But, I'm not even sure where to look. First, it was in the west. Then the south east, then real high & small overhead. Now nothing.

Anon 2:30

Have you ever seen a shooting star with your own eyes. I'm still hoping to get to see one of those some day.

Anonymous said...

Cleared up nicely up north. Got some fantastic pictures. It's still perfect viewing, I just didn't wear enough clothes.

Please, SOMEONE start a Tony's WV said...


All Fucknoser,
All the time

So sick of this loser polluting the comments here.

Byron on a stick said...

The full moon was fantastic in the Great Northland. How was it down in shit hole Killa City ?

Walt from Plano, thank god my plane has boarded and I'm outta Kansas Shittys said...

You delusional dumb-asses enjoy your Turd on the Plains, I am outta this cess pool you call a city.

Last person outta town, flush the toilet as the rest of the country want to watch you stupid clowns swirl round and round before you go to the great sewer in the sky.

Anonymous said...

5:42 hold that plane. I want out of this place too. You hit it out of the park describing this stink pot.

Anonymous said...

Walt from Plano I read your comment about the Jewish Center shooter.

Walt said " Only in Kansas City does a nut go to a Jewish Community Center to kill Jews and ends up killing two Methodist and a Catholic". Hell, even their monkeys are trying to leave town.

Man that says it all about KC and it's people. What a collective of buffoons.

Anonymous said...

Double vision? That's a new claim, guess bat shit crazy forgot what he said last time.

Randall Pootay said...

What Shangri-La you headed to there, Walt?

Austin? Portland? Back to Draino I mean, Plano?

Anonymous said...

SO HE CAN SEE THE POOP THATS HOW HE KNOWS TO STOP WIPING?!?!?!

Anonymous said...

7:27 yes last time it was monocular vision.

Byron Funkhouser said...

Monocular vision is double vision.

Byron Funkhouser said...

That's how you get double vision. Your eyes don't focus together. Mine don't focus together because of a genetic defect in the left eye.

I stayed up late because I thought that I might get to see the eclipse. But, as usual, the skies weren't clear in West Virginia. We only have about 150 clear days a year. Its because of all the shit blowing in from the mid-west.

Anonymous said...

Byron, you do lie. You said you'd get off this blog when Mark was no longer mayor.

Byron Funkhouser said...

Can't you read troll? I've answered your nonsense many times. Changing my mind & coming back six months later is not lying.

Jesus, get a grip, troll.

Byron Funkhouser said...

Give it a rest, Andrew. I'm not the reason your father lost his re-election. Your witch mother did that?

Anonymous said...

Hey Byron You are a fucking liar. Go sniff and lick crazy man.

Anonymous said...

Byron It's never ever been my fault for anything Funkhouser. Laws don't apply to me! I am Perfect!

Anonymous said...

That genetic defect in the left eye runs to the back of your head !