Saturday, April 26, 2014

For The Love Of God, Kansas City Needs To Put Down Forest The Crippled Pit Bull!!!



For the record, when they unplugged both of my grandparents nobody made this much of a fuss . . . Don't get snippy, there are thousands upon thousands of seniors in this town wasting away who don't merit the attention being lavished upon this gimpy dog amid television news sweeps week:

Forest the pit bull needs $6,000 surgery, can you help?

Sweet, merciful Baby Jesus in Heaven . . .

Give cash to family, friends, church or the hobo down the street who will take it and buy some crack before wasting it on this nonsense . . .

THE HUMANE THING TO DO IS PUT FOREST THE CRIPPLED PIT BULL OUT OF HIS MISERY INSTEAD OF USING HIS SUFFERING TO HYPE KANSAS CITY TV NEWS SWEEPS WEEK!!!

Treating that poor dog like a family member (better than actually) is animal cruelty and a sign that Kansas City is actually regressing away from our Midwestern heritage.

Sometimes, a person must be cruel to be kind . . . Or at least that's what the big booty white women keep telling me when they decide they don't want to be "friends" any longer. Sniffle.

Reference and suggested reading: Old Yeller

18 Comments:

Anonymous said...

We know you hate dogs. Shut up already.

Dogs and the Chiefs: you try to dictate how people spend their time and money. Screw you. If people want to give to help finance this surgery so the dog can walk normally that is entirely their decision. Screw you trying to dictate to people what is valuable. You are so bossy, telling people what coffee to drink and where to spend their Friday evenings and how they can be sports fans, just to name a few areas where you try to impose your values on others.

I think that we'll get along just fine ignoring your sage judgements on the way we spend our money and time.

Anonymous said...

Tony is this sweep weeks for you ? You start out with that idiot Bruno story then get after dogs? What next, a feel good story from WV?

Anonymous said...

I bet they get the cash before Monday.

Anonymous said...

ok I like animals but I'm sorry it's still an animal. but I am not going to pay 6k to try and heal an animal that will shit on the carpet in a heart beat. a farmer won't spend 6k on a sick common ole cow.

Anonymous said...

I like dogs a hell of a lot more than people.

It ain't even close.

Anonymous said...

Did byron get the banhammer?

Anonymous said...

It's been like a week or so, hasn't it.

Anonymous said...

7:33: Agree! And 8:18 & 8:46: Don't question good fortune.

Woof said...

Take the $6K away from some "community leader" preacher/criminal/grifter/politician/huckster in KC and fix the dog.

If you want to put an animal down, there are thousands of dangerous, worthless, Obama's "If I had a son"-types prowling the streets of KC that could use the needle.

Anonymous said...

Its amazing to think that people would donate to the dog instead of a starving child.

Little Jenny said...

Run Forest, RUN!

MDLQ said...

Did anybody see the face of that little girl who got mauled by the same kind of dog? I've never seen so many stitches, looked like 25 zippers all over her face and head. These dogs are bred to kill and they do, whenever they want.
I feel more for the little girl rather than this animal. Put the thing down, do it fast.........

Anonymous said...

Pit bulls are vicious dogs that don;t bite as often as other dogs but have been raised to have a different chomp and to hold on to a bull while taking a beating.

They are instinctive killers not biters.

The pit bull lovers have a line of bull shit about socialization but every drug dealer and urban hood has one for protection of their drugs since this dog is the meanest and deadliest.

The only good pit bull is a dead pitbull.

Now listen to the screwed low lifes pit bull lovers start to howl.

David Attenbrough for Nature said...

This animal is also know by its other name: the Negro Terrier.

Anonymous said...

12:05 pm stop reading that stupid internet site--you know the one--it is 100% propaganda--dog shit if you will.

Anonymous said...

byron didn't get banned he got his pussy feelings hurt!

Anonymous said...

First off the only person on earth who would spend 6K on dog surgery is Paris Hilton and second what kind of vet affiliated with a non-profit, would ever charge 6K for dog surgery? I think a real reported needs to investigate this. So when is the next plane in from the UK?

Anonymous said...

The only good pit bull is a ....