Friday, April 25, 2014

Celebrate!!! KCK Verrückt Now World Tallest Human Bacterial Stew Water Slide!!!

KCTV5 confirms a local monument to sharing bath water with strangers: "Officials with Guinness Book of World Records have certified Schlitterbahn's newest water coaster as the world's tallest. Verruckt is expected to be a game changer for the water park industry."

11 Comments:

Marvin Pontiac said...

Even money says someone dies during the first month that sucker is open.
Human stupidity can not be over-engineered against...

Anonymous said...

Yep. The Germans underestimated midwestern obesity/stupidity.

Anonymous said...

You'd have a better chance of dying driving there you stupid fucks.
You're right... they spent millions in research and design so people could fly off of the goddamned thing.
Fucking pussy dipshits.
Panic stricken media mindfucked morons that probably wear a helmet just to walk across the street.
Jesus!

Anonymous said...

5:33, numbnuts, I think you've managed to confuse yourself due to lack of basic reading comprehension once again. No one is saying the thing isn't engineered to the highest standards of safety. We're saying that you can't underestimate the cornfed and braindead midwestern gumption to look for and find varmint holes in that safety engineering thereby finding themselves in freefall to the pavement.

Anonymous said...

Aww... thanks 6pm. I didn't realize this was scientific generalizations based on your biased based fuck thoughts.
Yep... if only they would have constructed this on the east coast. Those brilliant Jersey shore dick brains could show the world proper water slide etiquette.
Or maybe our west coast rocket scientist. The wonderful and highly intelligent Hollywood cock suckers will shine down upon us their wisdom and reserved behavior.
Basic read that dipshit.

Anonymous said...

Well, then, peckerwood... I guess we'll just have to agree to disagree.
Good evening to you.

Anonymous said...

That sucker needs an elevator to the top so the fatties can get use it too.

Anonymous said...

A really good test of this would be to have Commissioner Tarance Maddox first down the slide.
Just so everyone around would know just how important he really is.
And how much weight the slide will hold.

Anonymous said...

9:25 BRILLIANT!

...of course, he'd have a heart attack before reaching the top.

da Tit Tay Man............. said...

I am camping at the bottom. You know there will be bikini tops and bottoms flying off all over the place. Great place to see some hot young tit tays.

Anonymous said...

Das ist verklich verruckt.