Thursday, April 17, 2014

BREAKING!!! KCPD CAPTURE KANSAS CITY HIGHWAY SNIPER SUSPECT!!!



A break in the case... More deets forthcoming after I get finished running around in circles!!!

KCPD ALERT!!! KANSAS CITY HIGHWAY SNIPER SUSPECT IN CUSTODY!!!

This is an important development in this ongoing case and not something that's common among urban metro areas according to the Mayor...



KCTV5: Kansas City police chief: Highway shooter suspect in custody

KSHB: Kansas City police have taken a suspect into custody regarding the string of highway shootings across the metro.

Fox4: GRANDVIEW, Mo. — Kansas City, Mo. Police Chief Darryl Forte tweeted late on Thursday afternoon that a suspect from the highway shootings is in custody.

Developing...

102 Comments:

You Heard It Here First! said...

Newsflash:


It's ERIC HOLDER!

Anonymous said...

Lulz

Eric (Fast And Furious) Holder said...


Barry!
Barry!

Call Wall Street For My Bail Money, OR
Declare Martial Law!!!!!

HELP!!!

Anonymous said...

Jelly for my Preppers!!!

We Want Local Control Forte said...

The suspect, from West Virginia, keeps screaming something about repealing the second amendment and begging for some pot and a chess board.
A full Psych workup will be necessary.

Anonymous said...

See what happens when you enable someone to live without working? They find a hobby suitable for their mentality.

Chief Forte said...

He keeps screaming something about Double Vision.
Does anyone have that old Foreigner tune on hand? Maybe that will shut this lunatic up!

Anonymous said...

WHY..WHY GET HIM STARTED?
WHY?!
Tony hurt his feelings for a reason ..HE'S SICK OF HIM TOO!!!

Anonymous said...

Just in time for the GOP and ALEC!

Sly stays winning

Anonymous said...

NBC reporting shooter is a white male, republican with a dark tan, yes his hat was on backwards, but it's tri-pointed. Initially reported wearing a vintage overcoat with white ruffled sleeves, turned out to be baggy pants and over sized white T. More fuzzy details will be released as soon as we embellish them with political slant.

Anonymous said...

If it's next week until you see a picture of him, it's because he's black, latino or Muslim.

If he's white, you'll see a picture of him by tomorrow afternoon.

P Bear said...

Tomorrow my ass, Eric Holders plane will U turn and he will personally file hate crime charges against him. That's why the black family said they were shot at.

Nope, if the moron is white he will be on display tonight. Probably during the press conference. Otherwise, he will be described like the bank robber in the Northland.

DRESSED IN BLACK......clothes and skin !

The Bear stalker sicko is praying the shooter is white so he can roll out more of his stupid comments that have about as much vig as a week old dog turd. The Bear awaits you, dumbass stalker.

Anonymous said...

White shooters never get an even break.. except at the gun shows!

Anonymous said...

News said grandview address (decent place 30 yrs ago)
the ABSOLUTE WORSE SUBURB IN THE ENTIRE METRO..

He's black.

Greedo said...

Did sly catch him hisself???

Al Sharpton's Brain said...

John Allen Muhammad
Lee Boyd Malvo

Two lilly-white shooters

P Bear said...

On second thought, I'm headed over to Cindy's to bang her landing strip till it's smooth. Much like a thirst stricken dog as the dude said.

Fellow racist, bigots, and general fools of TKC carry on until my business is complete. The Bear bids you ado.....

Community Organized said...

Grandview has been culturally re-named as Badass Muthafuckaview.

Anonymous said...

Suspect arriving at KCPD HQ; see pic here:

http://fox4kc.com/2014/04/17/kcpd-chief-highway-shootings-suspect-in-custody/

Anonymous said...

Olathe is a close second.

Anonymous said...

Suspect described by Fox 4 reporter as a lone black male.

Anonymous said...

Imagine that.....a black male.....wait am I a racist for repeating that ????

Look Closely, Folks! said...



If Obama had A Son

Anonymous said...

Wow, someone at Fox 4 is getting fired. They said it was a black male the day he got into custody.

Anonymous said...

If he's a black nazi, then no,you're not a racist.

Bear News Network reports..... said...

Breaking News from the Polar Bear News Network

Local media will not cover this press conference at City Hall. This story, since the shooter is black, does not warrant coverage as local media does not want to be called racist or bigots.

Grandview, Missouri. At 6:05 pm today KC Police kicked down a door and dragged out a black male in his early 30's. This black male is suspected in the KC area sniper shootings.

It is being reported that Eric Holder has re-routed his plane to the African nation of Congo where he will vacation with the Zulu tribe until this all blows over.

More updates as the come in.

Reporting live from Grandview, Missouri home of the BLACK SNIPER SUSPECT.

Walter Cricketkite, reporting.

Anonymous said...

KneeGrrrr

Anonymous said...

Probably cloverleaf


Take your medicine you pussy racist screaming bitches.... said...

This is going to be good.

I can't wait to hear what the bear does to the dickwad that has been stalking him with those stupid comments.

I bet it will be brutal. You go bear. Give'em hell. They wanted you as a fireplace rug. Now is your chance to fry their ass.

Rev Jesse and Rev Al said...

This is a conspiracy to hide the fact that the shooter is really Ron Paul!

Alonzo's silence is deafening said...

I'm white and I thought for sure it was a white dude doing this. Surprise surprise!

Anonymous said...

To whoever leaked the picture of the suspect. Thanks you have a backbone. But tomorrow you'll be asked to come in your bosses office to be let go.

And they'll make up some story of how lazy or how bad of an employee you are so that you won't get unemployment.

Sorry.

In Obama's America. In Obama's propaganda machine, it's all but illegal to show blacks doing something wrong. Only white, Christian middle-class, suburban males are shown in that light.

Once again, thanks for doing your job. But tomorrow your boss will ask you in his office and tell you your fired.

Nigga, Please! said...


Django Unchained

Anonymous said...

Forte: "A male suspect."

What a cowardly fuckweasel Forte is.

KC Media is biased against white viewers said...

Not a single station, NBC, CBS, ABC or FOX broke coverage to report this capture and report the comments of Chief Forte.


Not a single station. If the shooter had been white, you know they would have all been there with 30 minutes of tripping over each other and asking 100 stupid questions.

Fuck the worthless ass media. This is how America gets fucked these days.

White shooter, worldwide coverage. Black shooter, nothing. 38 the Spot was the only station that cut into programming.

Anonymous said...

I figured he was Swiss..

Anonymous said...

ROPE
TREE

Make that two ropes - hang Frazier Glenn Miller right next to him.

Justice.

Then, just for fun, tell Miller that they will be buried in the same coffin.

Anonymous said...

Hey you cocksuckers that yell racism every time

someone disagrees with you...where are you?

Come out from under your rocks. Douche bag

cowards.

Those who call out what they see are branded

by you assholes. You call the racists and bigots

and when their comments are proven to be

correct, you weasel dirtbags hid like the shit

stains that you truly are. Come on out you

worthless fucks.

Anonymous said...

Hey Tony, since this story broke you have repeatedly referred to this POS as a sniper. Snipers are deadly accurate, receive extensive training and use high-precision special application rifles and optics, not 9MM pistols while driving a car you complete and total fucking dipshit.

Anonymous said...

having missed on so many attempts -

kinda figured the shooter was an Obama voter

likely held his gun sideways-- like they do in the movies

Anonymous said...

Not a single station is running a trailer that informs the viewers that a suspect has been taken into custody.

Amazing. A major story, worldwide, and not a peep from the local media when a suspect is taken into custody and he happens to be black.

It is pretty obvious that the local media is afraid to report on black crime. They are afraid of being called racist. Just like the people on this blog that run out the racist word every other sentence.

Pretty disgusting actually. Now the weasels will crawl back into their holes for a couple of days.

Anonymous said...

I like it 8:00.very fitting for two totally incompetent, loser fucks!

Anonymous said...

I love how the JCC shooter was paraded out and placed in a squad car and the press was allowed to film the entire scene. He was described as a white male, in is 70's with a beard.

Tonight, the suspect was hidden from view, no mention that he is a black male, in his 30's and no cameras on him as he sits in a police car.

Ironic how a white moron is treated and how a black moron is treated.

And some of you stupid fucks wonder why so many comments are so vile. This is why. Many Americans are sick and tired of this very kind of bullshit. Just look at these two events in the last 5 days and how different they were handled.

Anonymous said...

Forte says he ain't answering no questions till tmro,and that's that!

Anonymous said...

meanwhile-- KC Star & other local media still CONSTANTLY showing disgusting close-up pics of that fug-ugly 73 yr old Missouri crackpot who whacked those 3 White Christians at the JCC..

enough, already...

oy..

Tony Botello, we are watching and waiting said...

Tony. let's see if you have ANY cred left. This is like night and day, black and white, oil and water.

You should be able to make hay with the vast differences in the way these two stories have been covered/not covered by the local press.

We await your next insertion.

Anonymous said...

Nazi Craig Cobb is 14 percent African. We don't have DNA on Miller but it's safe to assume Miller is of mixed race. We can only therefore assume The Grandview Sniper was trained by the Marine Corp.

Anonymous said...

You know people like Chris Matthews and other liberals in TV were just salivating to hear that this guy was some kind of white male tea party guy. Now they probably wont even cover the story anymore with it being a black male.

The Mayor wont want to hear of it either. Of course, Byron will blame the 2nd Amendment. His ability to open his mind and see the real problems behind this kind of violence. Its called limited mental capacity, or also what is known as diminished mental capacity.

Also, that "conference" that the cops put out was so shitty. They told people they would start at 7:30 and stood around jaw jacking until 7:46 and didnt even give us anything new. Channel 9 gave a photo of the suspect, and Chief Forte didnt want to say they took in a black male. It pissed a lot of people off. They should have said they will have a full update in the morning at 10 instead of leading that tonight we would get anything from them.

What does Kansas City's crime fighter Alonzo have to say about this too? An angry black man on the loose in KC shooting people? Just like they do almost daily in other areas. I wonder if the suspect is a muslim. Then MSNBC REALLY wont cover it.

Anonymous said...

Maybe we'll find out there are other shooters out there?

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww said...

8:19 PM - Don't mention Tony Botello and "insertion" in the same post again!

Anonymous said...

Bolstered by the Nazi skinhead subculture that exploded in the 1980s, this change from pro- to anti-system helped foster an ongoing culture of extreme violence. For such a small political movement, its members commit a fantastic number of violent criminal acts, which have included political assassinations, murders in public and domestic settings, and bombings which seek to inflict mass casualties. All of this is a microcosm of the violence praised by the historic fascist movement and its philosophical valorization of the “act”—as well as its practice of “total war” and racial genocide.

Anonymous said...

Al Gore said: I told you this would happen. It all came about account of global warming.

Anonymous said...

Welcome to the bottom of the barrel. Welcome to TKKKC.

Anonymous said...


8:30 PM wants to be spit-roasted in an Obama/Holder sandwich.

Anonymous said...

You can bank that the racist bomb throwing "apologist" will come out.

They are trying to think of something smart to justify this negro shooter suspects motives.

Anonymous said...

8:26 sorry about the "insertion" comment. Didn't proof read. That is pretty ewwwwwwww. lol

Janet Nazipolitano said...

The suspect will be run through a thorough bleaching procedure before being paraded in public tomorrow.
Documents showing his affiliation with a conservative group are being forged tonight.

Stay tuned...

Anonymous said...

Welp..what else is there to say...I'm fresh out.it is what it is. I need to watch the BP anyway. Fuck it.

Anonymous said...

"We await your next insertion"

Bwahahaha!


About what? Where do you want it? Oh Lordy this blog is weird.

Anonymous said...

So I take it he's black?

Anonymous said...

Thanks to all law enforcement who caught this nut,before he killed someone.

Anonymous said...

Jesus Christ, don't you nitwits have anything else to bitch about? Yeah - black men are NEVER shown on TV committing crimes or getting arrested. What TV are you idiots watching?

Anonymous said...

@ 8:58 nah. This one is classified as a nigger.

Anonymous said...

Looks like 8:57 has crawled out from under his shit rock with a stupid ass retort of sort.

Bwahahaha! stupid fuck.

Anonymous said...

Maybe y'all need to buy a COLOR TVs if you really think the problem is not enough black men getting arrested.

Anonymous said...

Mellow out dude.you are one defensive mofo @8:57.

Anonymous said...

the suspect told police he was merely defending himself against "creepy-ass crackas" following him in their cars.

Anonymous said...

Corr-9:09

Anonymous said...

Is he a muslim convert?

Anonymous said...

That fucker looked straight at the camera.he was clear eyed,h

Anonymous said...

Healthy looking, sober as a judge. I hope they fry his completely sane ass

Anonymous said...

Wouldn't it kill the Byron's of the world if this guy was a Muslim on top of being black????

Anonymous said...

Not really. There's only one Byron.

Anonymous said...

Where is the fucker that guaranteed this was a white,conservative, NRA gun nut ? I think the KCPD chief is waiting for all the big wig news media to get here tomorrow. /////

Anonymous said...

Please don't get that crazy ass going. It's been nice around here after Tony turned him out.

Anonymous said...

The car had Illinois tags? Well, as Jake Blues would have said.......I hate Illinois highway snipers!

Anonymous said...

Illinois?

If Rahm Emanuel and Obama had a love child son...

Anonymous said...

Yes,please.

Anonymous said...

Illinois. OOOOOOBBBBBBAAAAAAMMMMMMAAAAAA

Anonymous said...

This can't be! He will be released and a Tea Party middle aged male with a 4x4 truck and NRA membership will be paraded out for the press.
Rachel Madcow said so!

Anonymous said...

Will someone suck his titties?

Anonymous said...

Good job law enforcement.

Anonymous said...

Word from a cop buddy,they threw a dead possum thru the window and he came a running right out to em

Anonymous said...

Word from a cop buddy, they threw a bucket of Popeye's Chicken into the yard and he came a running right out to it

Anonymous said...

Just another two legged turd from a bankrupt thug culture.

Moron Fuckhoser said...

Repeal the second amendment!

Anonymous said...

The smack is lame,retards done jacked the thread.
I'll be snoring before your lame attempt at scraping on me.
Night.

Anonymous said...

Soon feral negro youth will be ventilatin' the toy train. FBI & ATF boys are gonna get real familiar with KC.

Bryron Lives said...

I think they should set him free!

Anonymous said...

It's obvious the guy was trying to get caught so before you guys start sucking each other's dicks we suggest everyone wait until the story makes it through the news cycle.

Anonymous said...

11:38 It's obvious? Why? Dumbfuck!

Anonymous said...

I'm just a patsy

JimBroski said...

Hey, suck a dick. KCPD did a good thing by catching this guy. All you haters can't even catch your wives cheating.

Anonymous said...

They didn't catch him. $ 10,000.00 did.

The Reacher said...

He didn't kill anybody. He should be out in 3 months. Good luck KC!

Anonymous said...

To bad he didn't shoot your stupid ass!! U talking all this shit if a black man run up on you I bet u gonna tuck your tail like the real bitch you trully are!!

The Goon said...

Who you talking to silly person? There are at least 1000 people on this thread?

Be specific. Smarten up!

Anonymous said...

It is time to be quiet bitches. I am trying to sleep!

Anonymous said...

WAKE THE FUCK UP!

Assy #100 said...

I don't like shooters. Glad they caught this guy.

I LOVE POTATOES!

Anonymous said...

Wake up Kansas City! It looks as though another nigger is now in custody. This time, it's the infamous "Highway Shooter" and yes, you read correctly, it's a fucking nigger! If you'd like to check, most of the crime(s) in KC are committed by niggers.

P Bear said...

Hmmmmmm a NEGRO SHOOTER........imagine that.

Seems those monkeys out at the zoo had inside info.