Thursday, March 06, 2014

Will The New Cerner Campus Become Another Kansas City Violent Crime Hot Spot?!?!

Just thinking about upcoming problems facing the upcoming South Kansas City Renaissance: Driver carjacked on Bannister Road at I-435

11 Comments:

MrGlock said...

Nope, Cerner will be guarded like Ft. Knox. Any negroid nearby will be in jail for something immediately. Many Cerner employees are CC licensed.

Anonymous said...

No jacking out there. it will be like Canelo Assarez getting knocked the fuck out by El Perro Angulo

Anonymous said...

2:22 is right on!

Cerner will have tight security in place.

Anonymous said...

WTF... let me guess the race of the jacker? That's too close to home. Move along little hoodie.

Anonymous said...

NIGGERS WIN!!!!!!

Harry Stone said...

Observation of traffic patterns, the movement of the herd on the veldt, will at some point guide the predators to a choke point, where the weak and the slow will become fodder for the New Demographic.

The unarmed, unexperienced prey will stop at a gas station, pull over for a fast food treat or go down the wrong road and be killed, maimed and "knocked out."

Bet your life on it, I used to live over here.

White meat is a favorite.

Anonymous said...

Always roll up all the windows. Always lock all the doors. Stay in the center lanes as much as you can. Don't drive in bad areas after dark, or when heavy traffic might impede your escape. Don't drive in bad areas at all if you can avoid them. Be conscious of what's going on around you. It works in Baghdad and Kabul. They have jihadis, we have ghetto rats and dope fiends. War-zone tactics for war zones.

Anonymous said...

5:19 +1

Anonymous said...

Agree 222, but will Cerner have their own food court/cafeteria? If not, then the employees better bring their lunch. Cerner will be like West Berlin during the cold war.

Anonymous said...

To add to 5:19's comments: At night, in the hood, caliber up. No daytime stuff will do.

Anonymous said...

Duh....