Thursday, March 13, 2014

TKC QUESTION: WILL KANSAS CITY BURN?!?



More than a few tragic circumstances threaten to scorch Kansas City as the weather gets warmer.

Here are just a few . . .

- Already the warmer weather has increased the Kansas City murder count.

- Drought conditions worsen throughout the Midwest.

- Tempers always get hotter amid election season.

More evidence:

Check today's RED FLAG FIRE WARNING from the National Weather Service.

Kansas City insider worry about underground Kansas water reserves drying up

Already wild fire approaches: Large wildfire burns west of KCI Airport


And so . . .

KANSAS CITY INSIDERS FEAR THAT WARMER WEATHER COULD SOON BURN KANSAS CITY?!?!

Overall global climate change isn't helping things out along with the fact that local politicos are more interested in doing eco-devo work that results in campaign donations rather than focusing on any of the bigger issues that may soon impact Kansas City.

Developing . . .

18 Comments:

Anonymous said...

TKC, Don't forget all the abandoned houses that always burn through summer and winter.

Anonymous said...

The sky is falling!!! Oh mother of God!!
Have mercy!!

Anonymous said...

6:08+1

Anonymous said...

KC deserves to burn in Hell.

Anonymous said...

i agree that the kansas aquifier is a big concern along with mo river levels. that is the bigger problem. as far as the murder rate goes, that has been the same old problem for years now.

Anonymous said...

6:08 FTW. That was the first thing I thought when I read this.

Anonymous said...

The fuckin Mafia getting ready to blow kc all to hell too??
God, were fucked!!

Anonymous said...

The weather bureau issued Red Flag warning for this region. Big fire up north of KCI today. Yet the Fire Chief has issued no public announcements or anything. What's he been doing all day?

Anonymous said...

I don't know....FIGHTING FIRES?

And fighting the Zombie Mafia.

Anonymous said...

Big fire? Farmers doing controlled burns all over. It was a small grass fire started by a idiot smoker. 100 acres? Pfft.

Anonymous said...

Lake Michigan is frozen over with thick ice....yet the world is warming and the ice caps are melting...riiighhhht

Anonymous said...

KC drought means river traffic will slow to a crawl. We aren't the city of fountains anymore, we aren't river city. What's left?

Anonymous said...

Yep, 9:47 you are correct. A whole lot of places are needing to figure out that very thing as we enter the long economic decline.
But, i imagine we'll just clap like lemmings at our sports and keep staying stupid. Reinvention and admitting an old model no longer works is a difficult thing.

Anonymous said...

10:02 sigh.... SWAT!! Dumbass.

Marvin Pontiac said...

Fake smiles and vapidness abound!
One only imagines how many useless FB posts this event spawned.
Love me!! Acknowledge me!! Validate me!!

Anonymous said...

Yes, you are right. Regional extremes result as the planet is warming up.

the Polar Bear-son said...

Hmmmmmm, Bean Boi could you be responsible for the Briarcliff fire last night? Promoting arson? Better ring up "Shamari" for some legal advice.

Anonymous said...

PB FTW