Friday, March 14, 2014

TKC EXCLUSIVE!!! Top 5 Reasons WyCo Commish Tarence Maddox Should Resign!!!



For once, a KCK controversy doesn't seem like it'll be quietly brush under the rug.

To wit . . .

CHECK THE TOP 5 REASONS WHY THE EMBATTLED WYCO COMMISH TARENCE MADDOX SHOULD CALL IT QUITS!!!

5. Giving up the job would give him more time to exercise and eat right.

4. There is no buffet @ The KCK Courthouse

3. No longer forced to remind people of his job title.

2. One of the main (only) arguments in his defense is that media isn't respectful in calling him "The Commish" which is actually a nice nod to one of my favorite police dramas starring actor Michael Chiklis.

1. A new line of "T-Mado" Big & Tall clothing could actually prove much more profitable.

For these reasons and overwhelming public embarrassment, it's probably time for the big guy to give it up.

More in a bit . . .

10 Comments:

Anonymous said...

You forgot, no more playing footsie with soccer great Ryan Kath.

the Polar Bear-son said...

Is this the negro that got in trouble at Lego Land ?

Anonymous said...

Might be worthwhile to make such a top five list for each and every KMCO council critter and the mayor.

Anonymous said...

Him and his new fiancee could destroy any buffet. HUGE!

Anonymous said...

Top 5 reasons #5 and #4 are the same. LOL

Anonymous said...

so fucking perfect stereotype that he got booted from legoland trying to scam a coupon.

Anonymous said...

I'd hate to see he and his honey stampede towards a buffet. Before you know it they'd take out a wall and be out in the alley.

Anonymous said...

fat jokes aside, if he does resign, he'll be given another job or appointment. that's how we roll in KCK. the entire city government is run by Mad Dog Maddox types. only dif is that they understand rule #1 - take the money and keep your mouth shut.

Anonymous said...

The number one reason to resign? Of course, it's because he's a filthy, fat nigger. That, in and of itself, is ample cause.

Anonymous said...

Lame clown.