Okay you d-bags, I know what you're thinking and I was just going to the grocery store tonight when I noticed a ruckus @ Missy B's in Westport.
To wit...
LOOKS LIKE KCPD HAS MISSY B'S ON LOCKDOWN THIS ST. PADDY'S!!!
I'm not even sure I want to know what happened.
Your shillaly joke is better than mine.
More in o'bit ...
There once was a man named Tony
ReplyDeleteWhose blog was legit and not phony
He stopped at Missy B's, fell down on his knees
And begged a strange guy suck his boney
Ewwww.
ReplyDeleteThat one made me laugh.
See Tony if you lived where we all live wouldn't have to drive so far to the store.
ReplyDeleteWhat did the 2 condoms walking down the street say?
ReplyDeleteLets go into Missy B's and get shitfaced".
BWAhahahahahahahahahaahaha!
ReplyDeleteThree guys are arrested in a bar called Missy B’s and appear before the judge. He asks the first guy to stand: "What is your name?" he asked. "Byron," the guy answered. "And why were you arrested?" the judge asked. "I was by the restroom holding a big fat cigar and blowing smoke." he answered. The judge didn't see anything wrong with that, so he dismissed the guy and called up the next one. "What's your name?" he asked. "Tony," the guy answered. "Why were you arrested?" the Judge asked. "I was by the restroom holding a big fat blunt and blowing smoke." he answered. Again, the judge saw nothing offensive, 'This so-called bar is beginning to sound more like a smoking club!' he thought. So he dismissed the charge and called up the next guy. "What's your name?? "My name is Craig “Smoke” Glazer."
ReplyDeleteBrevity is the soul of wit me bored Irish boyo!
ReplyDeleteQ: What do you call a gay dinosaur?
ReplyDeleteA: Megasoreass.
What do you call 50 lesbians and 50 government employees in one room? 100 people that don''t do dick!
ReplyDeleteAlonzo comes home from work to find Byron his boyfriend whacking off into a condom. Alonzo says, "WTF?" Byron says, "I am making you a sack lunch!"
ReplyDeleteWhy does Byron have all that facial hair around his mouth?
ReplyDeleteTo hide the stretch marks.
What do you call it when someone farts in Missy B's?
ReplyDeleteGlazer Mating call
Alonzo, Byron and Craig are sitting in a hot tub.
ReplyDeleteThey notice some sperm rising to the surface.
One of them says, "Ok, who farted?"
Craig, Alonzo, Bill George, Thunder Bob and Steve walk into Missy B’s and start arguing over whose penis is longer.
ReplyDeleteWell the bartender finally got sick of hearing them arguing so told them he had a way to solve this problem.
He told them to stick their penises on the bar and he'd tell them whose was bigger.
Well just as the put them up there, Byron walks in and yells "I'll have the buffet!"
Craig walks into Missy B’s and sits down. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. Craig says, "I'm so thirsty, I'd lick the sweat off a bull's balls!" From the other side of the room Byron belts out, "MMMOOOOOOOOOOO!"
ReplyDeleteByron and Craig are sharing an apartment. Byron comes home to find Craig smearing Vaseline all over his head. "What are you doing?" Byron asks. Craig replies that he read that putting Vaseline on your body promotes hair growth. Byron says, "If that was true, you would have a ponytail growing out of your ass by now."
ReplyDeleteQ: What does a gold shield and Byron’s hairy balls have in common?
ReplyDeleteA: They've all been on Craig Glazers chest!
Bryon and Craig are driving along one night after an exciting night at Missy B’s and while stopped at a stop sign, they are rear ended by a big semi. Furious, Craig throws his purse on the seat, gets out of the car, goes back to the truck and starts banging on the door. The truck driver opens the door and Craig standing there with his hands on his hips, says, "I'm gonna kick your ass, Buddy!" The truck driver, being a truck driver, laughs and says, "Suck my dick!" Craig stands there for a second, then his eyes get real big and his face just lights up. He runs back to the car, and says excitedly to Byron his lover, "You won't believe it, he wants to settle out of court!"
ReplyDeleteOh I so need me some Missy B's tonight.
ReplyDeleteShillelagh, Mr. Tony, or did you mean to shilly shally? As for the ruckus, I hope it wasn't as boring as the weekly snoozefest on KCPT.
ReplyDeleteFunny thing is, little faggot Mase Hakes was "reporting" on his Facebook page a "major riot" in front of Missie B's. Sad thing is, his fudge packing lifestyle was basing his "report" on this worthless Tony's page.
ReplyDeleteActually, laddies, I spent the evening with me Irish wife.
ReplyDeleteNobody cares stinky fingers.
ReplyDeleteWhy did your mother name you 'Nobody'? Was she clairvoyant?
ReplyDeleteDid you see the nice birthday wishes I received on Thursday? You are not 'everybody', you are 'nobody'.
Stupid troll.
Yes asshole we saw all two of them.
ReplyDeleteOnly a nigger like you would get all warm and fuzzy over a birthday wish on TKC.
Yes the moron was ripped a new asshole and he thinks it was great. Your life has to really suck to be so stupid to not understand you was being made fun of by your so called only friend.
ReplyDeleteBut he has Tony's blessings!
ReplyDeleteWhat ever the fuck that means.
Byron, lay off the shine. That Irish wife you claim to be with was your cousin. Thank god I had my sheep put up. Ewe.
ReplyDeleteTony was meeting Alonzo there. Couple of drinks, then off to the glory hole.
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ReplyDeleteBirthday greetings on TKC. If thats what it takes to validate that miserable life you have, enjoy.