Monday, March 17, 2014

TKC BREAKING NEWS!!! KANSAS CITY ST. PADDY'S RUCKUS TONIGHT @ MISSY B'S!!!



Okay you d-bags, I know what you're thinking and I was just going to the grocery store tonight when I noticed a ruckus @ Missy B's in Westport.

To wit...

LOOKS LIKE KCPD HAS MISSY B'S ON LOCKDOWN THIS ST. PADDY'S!!!

I'm not even sure I want to know what happened.



Your shillaly joke is better than mine.

More in o'bit ...

30 Comments:

Anonymous said...

There once was a man named Tony
Whose blog was legit and not phony
He stopped at Missy B's, fell down on his knees
And begged a strange guy suck his boney

Anonymous said...

Ewwww.

That one made me laugh.

Westport Trucky said...

See Tony if you lived where we all live wouldn't have to drive so far to the store.

Anonymous said...

What did the 2 condoms walking down the street say?

Lets go into Missy B's and get shitfaced".

Anonymous said...

BWAhahahahahahahahahaahaha!

Anonymous said...

Three guys are arrested in a bar called Missy B’s and appear before the judge. He asks the first guy to stand: "What is your name?" he asked. "Byron," the guy answered. "And why were you arrested?" the judge asked. "I was by the restroom holding a big fat cigar and blowing smoke." he answered. The judge didn't see anything wrong with that, so he dismissed the guy and called up the next one. "What's your name?" he asked. "Tony," the guy answered. "Why were you arrested?" the Judge asked. "I was by the restroom holding a big fat blunt and blowing smoke." he answered. Again, the judge saw nothing offensive, 'This so-called bar is beginning to sound more like a smoking club!' he thought. So he dismissed the charge and called up the next guy. "What's your name?? "My name is Craig “Smoke” Glazer."

Thick Mocha Shillaly said...

Brevity is the soul of wit me bored Irish boyo!

Anonymous said...

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur?

A: Megasoreass.

Westport Trucky said...

What do you call 50 lesbians and 50 government employees in one room? 100 people that don''t do dick!

Anonymous said...

Alonzo comes home from work to find Byron his boyfriend whacking off into a condom. Alonzo says, "WTF?" Byron says, "I am making you a sack lunch!"

Anonymous said...

Why does Byron have all that facial hair around his mouth?

To hide the stretch marks.

Anonymous said...

What do you call it when someone farts in Missy B's?


Glazer Mating call

Anonymous said...

Alonzo, Byron and Craig are sitting in a hot tub.

They notice some sperm rising to the surface.

One of them says, "Ok, who farted?"

Anonymous said...

Craig, Alonzo, Bill George, Thunder Bob and Steve walk into Missy B’s and start arguing over whose penis is longer.

Well the bartender finally got sick of hearing them arguing so told them he had a way to solve this problem.

He told them to stick their penises on the bar and he'd tell them whose was bigger.

Well just as the put them up there, Byron walks in and yells "I'll have the buffet!"

Westport Trucky said...

Craig walks into Missy B’s and sits down. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. Craig says, "I'm so thirsty, I'd lick the sweat off a bull's balls!" From the other side of the room Byron belts out, "MMMOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Anonymous said...

Byron and Craig are sharing an apartment. Byron comes home to find Craig smearing Vaseline all over his head. "What are you doing?" Byron asks. Craig replies that he read that putting Vaseline on your body promotes hair growth. Byron says, "If that was true, you would have a ponytail growing out of your ass by now."

Anonymous said...

Q: What does a gold shield and Byron’s hairy balls have in common?
A: They've all been on Craig Glazers chest!

Anonymous said...

Bryon and Craig are driving along one night after an exciting night at Missy B’s and while stopped at a stop sign, they are rear ended by a big semi. Furious, Craig throws his purse on the seat, gets out of the car, goes back to the truck and starts banging on the door. The truck driver opens the door and Craig standing there with his hands on his hips, says, "I'm gonna kick your ass, Buddy!" The truck driver, being a truck driver, laughs and says, "Suck my dick!" Craig stands there for a second, then his eyes get real big and his face just lights up. He runs back to the car, and says excitedly to Byron his lover, "You won't believe it, he wants to settle out of court!"

Byron's dirty ass crack said...

Oh I so need me some Missy B's tonight.

Miss Sweetie Pie ignoring the corned beef said...

Shillelagh, Mr. Tony, or did you mean to shilly shally? As for the ruckus, I hope it wasn't as boring as the weekly snoozefest on KCPT.

Anonymous said...

Funny thing is, little faggot Mase Hakes was "reporting" on his Facebook page a "major riot" in front of Missie B's. Sad thing is, his fudge packing lifestyle was basing his "report" on this worthless Tony's page.

Byron Funkhouser said...

Actually, laddies, I spent the evening with me Irish wife.

Anonymous said...

Nobody cares stinky fingers.

Byron Funkhouser said...

Why did your mother name you 'Nobody'? Was she clairvoyant?

Did you see the nice birthday wishes I received on Thursday? You are not 'everybody', you are 'nobody'.

Stupid troll.

Anonymous said...

Yes asshole we saw all two of them.

Only a nigger like you would get all warm and fuzzy over a birthday wish on TKC.

Anonymous said...

Yes the moron was ripped a new asshole and he thinks it was great. Your life has to really suck to be so stupid to not understand you was being made fun of by your so called only friend.

Westport Trucky said...

But he has Tony's blessings!

What ever the fuck that means.

Flint Lock said...

Byron, lay off the shine. That Irish wife you claim to be with was your cousin. Thank god I had my sheep put up. Ewe.

Anonymous said...

Tony was meeting Alonzo there. Couple of drinks, then off to the glory hole.

Anonymous said...


Birthday greetings on TKC. If thats what it takes to validate that miserable life you have, enjoy.