Monday, March 24, 2014

TKC BREAKING NEWS!!! KANSAS CITY SPRING TIME ANTI-SEX-CANCER JAB!!! CITY HALL NOW OFFERING CONTROVERSIAL HPV VACCINE TO LOCAL YOUNGSTERS!!!



Spring is the season of love and right now Kansas City local government is offering a bit of prevention against a prevalent sexually transmitted disease among local youth.

To wit . . .

AS WE START THE SPRING SEASON OF ROMANCE, CITY HALL OFFERS A CONTROVERSIAL HPV VACCINATION TO KANSAS CITY YOUNG PEOPLE!!!

This Kansas City anti-sex-cancer jab might save some but has had a great many critics while others offer evidence of its effectiveness. Either way, many are advocating this preventative treatment for youngsters as early as age 11-12 with the recognition that your kids are nastier than anybody wants to admit.

Check it:

Free Vaccine for Young Adults

The City of Kansas City, Mo., Health Department is offering free Human Papilloma Virus vaccine for males and females between 19 and 25 years of age. The HPV vaccine is a series of three shots over six months and can help prevent certain cancers and genital warts.

More . . .

Health Department offers free HPV vaccine for young adults

“We are able to start at least 600 people in the vaccine program through this September,” said Ron Griffin, manager of the Communicable Disease Prevention and Public Health Preparedness Division. “The sooner young adults are vaccinated, the sooner they are protected. Normal costs per shot can range from $60 to $165 or even more.”

Reference: Little Poundcake, The HPV Vaccine Doll

17 Comments:

The Who said...

Dig that one line about nasty. The kids's ain't alright.

Anonymous said...

Can't people just wait until they are married?

Channing Truthchurch said...

My God Alexis del Cid looks good enough to eat this morning. Skintight purple dress and you can just imagine a thong creeping up her ass. MMMmmmm.

Anonymous said...

Can I get HPV on my tongue?

Michael Douglas said...

You'd better believe it.
I even got the cancer from eating so much pussy.

Anonymous said...

Can I get HPV on my hot, tight, twitching, hairy bunghole?

Anonymous said...

Can I get HPV on the shaft of my over-sized, blood-pumped and throbbing man-sex?

Anonymous said...

BREAKING!!!

KCMO to offer FREE HPV vaccine and a FREE pass to the zoo to all city youth under 21 years of age.

spyke1 said...

Go rub a wart and find out.

Anonymous said...

Too bad the4 city doesn't offer a sterilization program. That would save the tax payers millions.

Anonymous said...

Why are liberals so obsessed with underage sex? They want kids to be able to have abortions without telling their parents. Handing out condoms to 1st graders, getting shots at 11 years old telling them they are safe for sex now.....the list goes on and on.

Anyone remember NAMBLA? The "progressive" organization of man-boy love?

Anonymous said...

Why are conservatives so obsessed with making sure sex is seen as "dirty" and only a act used to procreate? Therefore no abortion or birth control, if you do the crime you must do the time, and have a baby. No enjoying sex without paying the price.

Anonymous said...

Anon 12:00,

I do not think that the catholic church is liberal. They all seem to like kiddie fucking, alot. It's one of their fucking sacraments.

Anonymous said...

WE HAVE A VACCINE THAT PREVENTS CANCER!!! We should be lining up our kids to get this. I wish it had been available to my generation. It's amazing, and wonderful, and the reason you want 11- 13yr old boys and girls to get the shots is because you need to vaccinate BEFORE the start fooling around. Kids start kissing and touching pretty early, so the earlier they get vaccinated the better.

Anonymous said...

2:48 There is no proof that it prevents cancer.
Let your kids be test dummies.

Byron's dirty ass crack said...

I'll volunteer to be the teachers aid in sex ed.

How To Be A Nigga said...

The more sex partners a black woman has, the higher status she has with the negro.