Tuesday, March 25, 2014

TKC BREAKING NEWS!!! HIPSTER RAYGUN KANSAS CITY CROSSROADS STORE GRAND OPENING ON APRIL FIRST FRIDAY!!!



An interesting note on a widely celebrated t-shirt shop coming to the Crossroads . . . Breaking news so some of the d-bags don't get confused into thinking that press releases qualify as reporting . . .

RayGun Presser and a preliminary look at some of their somewhat cool stuff . . .

Levity, comedy, sarcasm, snark – yes all of this is of interest to the Midwest culture as verified by the success of Mike Draper’s Raygun stores and t-shirt business. As the self-professed Greatest Store in the Universe, Kansas City is soon to be graced with all of Raygun’s charms when it opens a store in the Crossroads March 28th (Grand Opening April 4th – First Friday). There you’ll find everything you’ve ever wanted people to know about your relationship with the fine city of Kansas City and state of Missouri



Here's a cursory look at some of their KC Merch.

22 Comments:

Anonymous said...

What a bunch of junk.

Anonymous said...

we're excited to bring our junk down there and be that much closer to TKC!

- raygun

Anonymous said...

Ah going after all those juicy downtown tax break deals the rest of KC doesn't enjoy.

Anonymous said...

You can only hope that these folks send a gross of this fine merchandise to the decision-makers at the Republican National Committee. They probably have never been west of the Potomac River and have no idea of how Sly and the gang have transformed CK into such a hip cool place.
And it will become even cooler when the city scrapes together tens of millions to entertain the masses who will be pouring in from all over the world.
World class.

Anonymous said...

Yes they must have got the downtown bleeding red ink deal the rest of the city is expected support.

Glenn Bearnaise, local chaplain said...

Their "merch" looks like a pile of shit to me.

Anonymous said...

CORRUPTION BOONDOGGLE TOY SHIRT SCHEMES EVERYONE WHO WORKS THERE IS PAID CONSULTANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'


SAVE OUR AFFLICTIONS!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Cry babys against virtually everything.

CAVE=US

Anonymous said...

Internet trolls opposed to others efforts.

Anonymous said...

That skank supposed to help their bidness? I think not.

Anonymous said...

I got news for ya! It still ain't cool!

Anonymous said...

The only thing we are for is sniveling.

Anonymous said...

>implying ck is cool

Anonymous said...

Thats hilarious. Dont "meth" with Missouri. Thats a good one.


Make some Sly James shirts. Those should sell.

Anonymous said...

They'll find the only night worth being open is first friday.

Blaz Tavers, local gadfly said...

Maybe a joint venture with Socks101 to really pull in the tourists?

Anonymous said...

Everything in CK sux. Epic fail bro. Epic fail. There's like maad boondoggle n shit. Plus my moms is busting my balls because my Kendrick Lamar is turnied up like mad laowd bro. Anyways, CK sux. I used to go over there, but now my moms duke says I can't take her subaru or dad volvo anywhere except to school. Fuckin bullshyat I know bro...see you internet head tomorrow though, I got weight lifting third period and let me tell you, the bithces a Blue Valley South are all up on my dills I'm so swole. Peace mcgrease, KC is boring yo! I'm outta here. Somewhere bitchin with no corrupt boondoggles like Tampa, bro, maybe P-Town (that what we call Portland, cause I heard its mad granola bitches and shit).

KC sux, yall.

Anonymous said...

Keep up the for lease sign. You better sell dope out of the back room.

Anonymous said...

he called weed dope!

P Bear said...

This doesn't warrant comment from the Polar Bear.

P Bear said...

After viewing the merchandise: The KC Scout depiction is inaccurate. I would need two queers under the horse sucking each other off to be a accurate depiction of that area.

Anonymous said...

Whatever happened to that "activist" with the pink hair?