Monday, March 17, 2014

TKC BREAKING AND EXCLUSIVE NEWS!!! CONFIRMATION: ST. PADDY'S DAY PARADE GRAND MARSHAL FRANK WHITE PROVES MR. PEANUT'S SUPPORT OF THE JACKSON COUNTY LEGISLATURE CANDIDATE AS POLITICS RUINS TODAY'S CELEBRATION!!!



For those who aren't in the know . . . Mr. Peanut's company pretty much bankrolls today's Kansas City St. Paddy's Day Parade



Pretty soon here, he's even getting an Irish-y award.

Now, what's interesting other than ongoing Kansas City traffic inconvenience is the political angle of today's festivities . . .

AMID AN UPCOMING ELECTION, FRANK WHITE IS GOING TO BE THE GRAND MARSHAL OF MR. PEANUT'S KANSAS CITY IRISH PARADE TODAY!!!

Sure, Frank White is great but he doesn't have much in common with past St. Paddy's Day Grand Marshalls which mostly include priests and other Irish pals of Mr. Peanut.



LIKE IT OR NOT, FRANK WHITE GETTING THE GRAND MARSHAL GIG IS NOTHING MORE THAN A POLITICAL PLOY AND A START TO JACKSON COUNTY CAMPAIGN SEASON!!!

And once again, this reaffirms our assertion that not only is Frank White Mr. Peanut's homie but also . . .

POLITICS AND POLITICAL CORRECTNESS IS RUINING ST. PADDY'S DAY IN KANSAS CITY AND THAT'S WHY THIS TOWN'S IRISH ALREADY HAD THEIR CELEBRATION ON SNAKE SATURDAY!!!

Call it racism, Irish nationalism or simply the law of supply and demand but there's simply no denying that today's Kansas City St. Patrick's Day Parade is in decline while most white people "Irish" in this town flock to the suburbs and surrounding cities to join "family orientated" celebrations while leaving KCMO behind.

Developing . . .

35 Comments:

Leprechaun said...

There's a bit o'green in that there flag of yer countryman laddie. I suggest ye go fetch me a frosty brew and stop questioning the foine mr. money bags.

Anonymous said...

Isn't Frank White a cousin of Irishman Terry Riley?

Anonymous said...

Now this, is an Irish Jig...

Byron Funkhouser said...

So, this parade doesn't honor St. Patrick, it honors Mr. Nutter. There is no other reason that Frank White should be the Grand Marshall.

Anonymous said...

Frank doesn't have any choice in the matter. Nutter has a reverse mortgage on his home. In a couple of years, after Nutter has used him up, Frank will be out on the streets like Mayor Wheeler.

David Glass said...

Great, one more thing to hear Frank pussymoan about.

http://www.kansascity.com/2014/03/16/4890289/lewis-diuguid-educating-todays.html said...

I like Frank White. Considering how fucked up this city is, we may as well have Frank on TV and in office. At least he actually accomplished things in his life, even if they were, as usual, on the field.

What is really wrong with KC, is THIS column, which exemplifies everything about just how fucked up African American culture is. Lewie Doogood, thinks there is not enough Hip/Hop in the classroom and rappers are the key to education in the inner city.

I don't even fucking know what to say...

http://www.kansascity.com/2014/03/16/4890289/lewis-diuguid-educating-todays.html

Anonymous said...

Nutter destroys everything

Po Lar Bear said...

To much Negro in the parade. Marching Cobras are not Irish !

Anonymous said...

Without any proof of who bankrolls the parade this is some ineffectual blather.

Prove it.

Byron Funkhouser said...

Anon 8:57

How do you explain the choice of Frank White? Is he Irish?

Polar Bear should move to Ireland.

Flint Lock said...

Fuckhouser you should stay away from my sheep ! Shagging hillbilly.

Anonymous said...

Byron D. Funkhouser...
What do you care? Frank White has a place in KC baseball history.
Tick tock,tick tock

Grand Marshal said...

P Bear is right. Why some many nigs in a Irish parade? Blacks don't allow White skateboarders in the MLK Parade...wait there isn't a MLK parade.

Po Lar Bear said...

the Bear appreciates the people of Ireland.

Anonymous said...

Nutter continues to control the County and his Bitch Mike Sanders.

Anonymous said...

people that say all Mr. White did was play baseball, must forget about his management of the AA farm team in Wichita. That required management skills, and he is arguably one of the best managers the Royals farm system had had in that position in recent memory. George W. Bush ran a major league baseball team and became POTUS, Frank White ran a minor team league and will be a JAXCO Legislature.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, there shouldn't be ANY niggers in the St Pat's parade. None!!

Anonymous said...

If you look at the current crop of Jackson County legislators, no management skills are necessary to do the job.
Just travel around at taxpyaers' expense, give money away to supporters and friends, be sure to go to every social function around so that you can pander to every group, and tell everyone what a great job you're doing.
And no one might even notice until the next year when property assessment and tax bills are another fiasco, the jail is a mess, the court system is screwed up, COMBAT throws away another $17 million, and all the rest.
Then, just propose a railroad project.
Mission accomplished!

Thanks, Mr. Peanut said...

Unless you have faced Mr. Peanut on a issue, you don't have a fucking clue how devious he can be. He will stop at no end to achieve his desired income. I owned numerous properties in the Mid-Town area for years and had to face off against him time and time again. Simple projects were delayed at City Hall for months and some, even years, all because they would distract from his brightly colored rainbow coalition of properties. Then when I sold out Mr. Peanut bought up much of the area at a discounted rate. I didn't need the money nor the headache and that the good Lord to be out of that area. I refuse to even drive in that part of town. Rest assured the Toy Train will be a epic failure. But several within City Hall will live in million dollar homes when they leave office thanks to the Toy Train.

* said...

@11:01 sorry for (outcome not income) and (thank not that)

Anonymous said...

Nutter's wigged creature, Mike Sanders, should be leading the parade.

Anonymous said...

9:32 comment
Thanks for the correct spelling of Grand "Marshal" !!!!!
Now please contact this blogger.

Anonymous said...

90% of this Country are not of Irish descent to those who want to start exempting race and color.

Anonymous said...

He need not worry about my poor Black vote. He won't get it. It's all White... literally and figuratively.

Byron Funkhouser said...

Anon 11:32

Spell checker says 'marshal', but also says 'Grand Marshall'. So, I went with spell checker.

Anonymous said...

It does seem odd to have a colored fellow leading the St. Pat's parade. Just as it would be odd to have a white person lead a Black History Month parade.

Anonymous said...

Now we await the Rising of the Moon.

Anonymous said...

This has NOTHING TO DO WITh THE STREETCAR you dolt

What Have You Done Lately said...

Frank White still winning on yesterday's score. Retread.

Anonymous said...

you're a dumbass, NKC cops keep shit on lock.... the KC parade is a bunch of "NON IRISH" acting like scumbags.

Finnegan said...

You don't know that Nutter & Company fund the St. Patrick's Day Parade. Fox 4 listed them as a main sponsor. Grow up, don't hate on TKC so much that you lose sight of the issue. The real estate company is pushing their candidate on the public.

Anonymous said...

Since nothing is perfect, faultfinders are always right, but never happy.

Anonymous said...

Did a lot of our East-siders show up with their pit bulls and guns to ruin everybody's good time?

Byron Funkhouser said...

Anon 5:07

That my friend, is a pearl of wisdom. That's why most commenters are anonymous, so we can't see the log in their eyes.