Wednesday, March 12, 2014

THE DEADLY KANSAS CITY THAW!!!



Just keeping track of what's really going on in Kansas City without the benefit of a mainstream news series or ratings season . . .

Check it:

KANSAS CITY IS DEALING WITH 3 NEW HOMICIDE INVESTIGATIONS RIGHT NOW OVER THE PAST 24 HOURS!!!

Insiders warn us, now that we're shaking off winter . . . This town seems ready to endure even more local violence and homicide despite the best efforts of many to prevent another yearly slaughter.

There's the dead body found in old Westport Middle School

The guy found in the trash

And the murder inside a home on North Kansas.

That's not counting a murder earlier in the week and a few more killings out in the stix.

THE KANSAS CITY SPRING SEASON OF MURDER IS SOON AT HAND!!!

Developing . . .

12 Comments:

DR. DEATH said...

Why can other major cities find a vaccine for their blackterial infection but the 2 KCs are clueless.

Anonymous said...

Polar senior called this one. He said above 34 and the nigs would go wild. Hurry back senior bear.

We B Vigils and Shit said...

Spring is in the air, soon the birds, the trees, the grass and the homicides come back and once more it is VIGIL TIME and we got what you need for your vigil. Hey, Home Depot and the landscaping companies ain’t the only motherfuckers who look forward to spring for their busy profitable times. We do. It’s homicide season again.

Candles? We got your candles. 4 candles for a dollar. Teddy bears, 1 for $5 2 for $8. Special today: a vigil kit: 4 candles, 1 yellow ribbon, 1 teddy bear, a pack of hankies and a bottle of water. How many brothers and sisters does it take to light a candle? 2 One to get capped and the other to go to the vigil. Don’t let spring catch you vigil challenged. We got a big discount on Travon hoodies, mugs, tee shirts and candle holders.

For those of you educated in the KCPS and UMKC, this is satire and not spam.

Anonymous said...

Sly just had his big Twitter back and forth with Alonzo and talked about all the great work the endless and expensive list of nonprofits was doing curbing the murders.
He really should have mentioned the National Weather Service. The cold and snow were the ONLY things slowing down the homicides.
And to asnwer an earlier question, the other cities' elected leaders back the cops doing what they have to do in the crime-stressed parts of town.
In KCMO, the folks at 12th and Oak are too cowardly to have the cops' backs.
Not complicated.

Ray Bob of Raymore said...

Niggers on a run to catch up to last years murder numbers. Nice this weekend. My prediction is at least 3 murders by Monday morning. And at least 2 on St. Patricks day. Nigs will stay in hood Monday afraid of the drunken Irish who hate niggers worse than Mexicans.

Anonymous said...

Glad the Tea Party weighed in on predictions!

Ernest Evans said...

Dear Mr. Tony: Thanks for posting this info. There was only one homicide in KCMO in Feb. 2014--it is now March 12, and we have had three confirmed homicides in KCMO so far in March 2014 and three suspicious deaths being investigated. So, after a brief weather-induced break in Feb. 2014, we are back to "the killing fields." And, Anonymous 12:46 PM above--you are right, the reason for the high homicide rate in KCMO is that the political class is too afraid of being accused of racism to insist that cops accused of racist misconduct get due process and fair media coverage. When there was trouble at the Plaza Chief Forte braved backed up his officers--there was a "thundering silence" from the city's politicians and journalists. Take care. Sincerely and Respectfully, Ernest Evans

Flint Lock said...
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Flint Lock said...

BTW Byron, I have posted my picture unlike the coward you truly are. Using a stick avatar. Up your child molesting ass pervert.

Anonymous said...

Nothing to see here people. Keep moving just niggers killing niggers.

Anonymous said...

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Flint Lock said...

just caught Byron trying to fuck one of my sheep. WTF ?