Sunday, March 02, 2014

Meth Town Twin Peak Pre-Opening Party



Independence, MO celebrated the almost grand opening of one of it's more interesting chain restaurants last night.



We hear the Twin Peaks Pre-Opening bash was pretty fun for those who like their expensive corporate chicken served up with less than minimum wage cleavage.



This is the best thing we've heard about Meth Town so far this year other than constant complaints that Kansas City crime is spilling over their way . . .

27 Comments:

Anonymous said...

I don't find the food to be expensive at all.

Anonymous said...

Looks like an outtake of the movie Mother, Jugs, and Speed.

the Polar Bear said...

Meth Town pussy is diseased...therefore Twin Peaks pussy is diseased. the Bear has spoken.

The Marlborough Man said...

Wonderful, yet another degrading workplace to send our uneducated daughters off to be objectified for low wages and poor treatment. What a boon to our national economy.

Anonymous said...

Please Jesus, don't ever let my car break down in Independence, Missouri.

Anonymous said...

Yeppers! Independence is gonna host the Reflubican Convention ...as KC survivors continue to flock to the burbs and take their dollars with them.

Anonymous said...

Semi-rural sluts dangling their dugs in your martini. Damn, I'd pay money for that.

Anonymous said...

I like the Marlborough Man. He a smart one.

Anonymous said...

Bet every one of those bimbos has an IQ that matches her chest measurement.

Anonymous said...

Cum Guy can I catch a ride with you out to Twin Peaks ?

Anonymous said...

Most of the people posting should not be allowed near children.

And if you are in doubt, print out your post and share it with your family.

Anonymous said...

my daughter approves all my posts dumb fuck ass clown

Anonymous said...

BTW, she just got hired at Twin Peaks. 12:58

Anonymous said...

Not bad…..I'd fuck them in the ass. Then cum all over their faces.

Not as good as the Olathe Twin Peaks girls. But still pretty good.

Anonymous said...

There you go 105.

Share over Sunday supper.

Anonymous said...

Post her pic 105. This is a great group of gentlemen.

Jeezus. You can say anything on this friggin site. Pretty much a bathroom stall wall with a sharpie.

Anonymous said...

After Hooters, and now Twin Peaks, have successfully built a business chain around young women's breasts and mediocre chicken wings, etc., I've decided to start my own.

The young women will be required to wear a uniform of string bikini, high heels, sun tan, and measurements within approved range.

I'm calling it either NO STRINGS ATTACHED or CHICK-DUBL-D. I think I'll enjoy being a billionaire.

Anonymous said...

funny comments..but the girls
out in olathe make these
girls in independence look weak.
but the no teeth guys in
independence will love them.

Wu Tang said...

2:12 stick to jacking off to the Hustler Magazine cartoons.

Carl, Mission Hills said...

I do say Mr. 12:58 my employees see what I say here as well as my girlfriend does. I mean you think all who comment here hide in out beds under the covers with a laptop? In a dark corner of the basement where the coal use to be piled or the wife thinks we are in the restroom taking care of business when in fact we are posting things here so as to not be discovered? I would be willing to bet it is you who is sneaking around on Tony's Kansas City not us. If factual shocking statements followed by totally off the wall humor offends you, then I suggest you and Bishop Finn go to confession and deal with this.

Carl, Mission Hills said...

The ladies at the Twin Peaks in Olathe, are a mixed group of women, all attractive in their own ways. Not what I might want to date but sure someone would love to. The food all four times I have been there was excellent, served in a decent time and the glass of beer I had very cold and satisfying. Service wise I have always been treated right and fair by women who might be dressed in more items of clothing than what one might see around any swimming pool in the summer time. These ladies do not in any way cheapen themselves by acting slutty, in fact was just the opposite. I like Twin Peaks has a very British pub feel to it or a little wilder type decor and better food than say at Fox and Hound.

Anonymous said...

Carl, what did Byron have ?

Pootie Tang said...

Carl, dat where my campaign money went? You bez hanging at da Peaks spending Pooties campaign coin. Youz still owz me for da Yellow bone ho and the blue gum.

Anonymous said...

Nice to see woman are empowering themselves and leading the charge against sexual stereotyping.

Carl, Mission Hills said...

Pootie, I told you, that you know where that money is. I would think you just as soon IRS not know where it is at, you know what I mean?

Anonymous said...

Well the sooner they can find some guy so they can work at home laying on their backs and don't have fling plates the better I guess.

Anonymous said...

Tony, did you tell them you live in your mommys basement... great pick up line.