Meet Meth Town Mayoral Contenders



The Examiner pretends like this one is really a contest . . .

Two candidates are on the April 8 ballot for mayor of Independence. City Council Members Eileen Weir and Jim Schultz are running to replace Mayor Don Reimal, who is retiring.

AWESOME TKC TIPSTERS told us that "Boom-Boom" Weir has the best chance to stay winning.

Meanwhile, figuring out why anybody would want to be in charge of Independence, MO might be a mystery for the ages.

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  1. What are their views on unsolicited bulk email?

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  2. Here she is doing the jig with Sly and Circo

    https://scontent-a-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1.0-9/p480x480/1463030_556755254411085_663676206_n.jpg

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  3. I was just thinking when I saw the picture...and there you are " Unsolicited Bulk Mail"...right on cue. I just had a feeling it would be either you or Cum Guy.

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  4. Tony's A Right Hand Man3/29/14, 7:42 AM

    "AWESOME TKC TIPSTERS told us that "Boom-Boom" Weir has the best chance to stay winning." Didn't you mean Tony's limp ass pecker.

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  5. Who is the babe with the Pillsbury dough-boy?
    She looks like Kevin Yoder'svhot wife. If she condones public skinny-dipping then I'll more to Independence and brink my manufacturing company, with 275 well-paid employees with me.

    Brooke Yoder? Stick with Kevin and your open marriage. Does he still like young boys?

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  6. SHOW US YOUR TITS MAYOR BOOM-BOOM!

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  7. Just another clueless pol with ideas about rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic.

    Does she have any ideas about fixing the huge underfunding of the city's pension plans? How about the massive healthcare liabilities promised for retirees? How will the city pay off the bonds for the Bass Pro development? What if the shaky Central Hockey League folds leaving an empty arena? The only reason to vote for her is she is probably no more clueless than her opponent and easier to look at.

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  8. P Bear - can you fill in for me (unsolicited bulk email guy) when I miss one? And if any candidate cares to share their views I could stop asking that particular candidate.

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  9. I would not vote for anyone who has a history of playing neighborhood association codes snitch. If that is all you have for a life you need to move along Boom-Boom.

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  10. Absolutely Bulk Email Guy...I would be honored to fill in for you.

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  11. Her opponent hucks insurance...nuff said.

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  12. Can't believe Sam Graves ain't sniffing around those cans!

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  13. Wonder if she wants to have Ryan Silveys baby...

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  14. She is definitely the breast candidate running.

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  15. Yoder is queer? That goes to show you that you can vote straight Republican but you can't vote for a straight Republican.

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  16. Does she give good head? Like titty fucking?

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