Sunday, March 23, 2014

Kansas City Ruth Chris Closing Desperate Date Steak Dinner Craigslist Personal!!!



TKC NOTE: Here's a link to a local Craigslist ad of note that just might demonstrate the tragic conditions of the local dating scene AND mark a sad occasion for local steak aficionados. Check it:

Ruth's Chris closing tomorrow??! - 30 (Ruth's Chris KC)

I have reservations for two tomorrow at 4:30. I plan to be dressed to impress as I say goodbye to a favorite venue. Will you join me?

What you can expect from me:
I'm attractive. Understanding. Loving. And respectful. I know how to treat a man, but will not be subject to any kind of abuse. I have a job. A house. A car. Independent. And single. Love music. Love to dance. I do have a fairly bad memory. Sorry, but it is true. Dinner is my treat. Dinner includes food and one drink. Extras beverages you order please expect to pay for. I am not a sugar momma.

Qualifications:
Serve only one God. Shiveristic 30-45 male conversationist. Must be single. Must have a job. Be independent. Dress well. Be respectful. Be able to treat me to the next date if tomorrow goes well. Please don't expect to take me to Mc Donald's. :0) If you drink, you must drink responsibly.

Btw. I have never done this before. On Craigslist or at all. So please don't judge me based on the ad. I am truly a very nice person with a big heart just looking for someone great to share this big ol' world with!!
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28 Comments:

Marvin Pontiac said...

Oh my fucking God just when you thought the cornfed rube idiot broads in this town couldn't get any more vapid...it took me a while to cipher what exactly she meant by "shiveristic." it's right there after the part about serving only one God.
I actually thought she might be using a word unfamiliar to me, which would certainly be possible.
Finally it dawned on me that we were in the old cowtown, and to try and put myself in a dolt's frame of mind and then I of course realized, she means "chauvinistic".
Please God tell me this is satire and this is truly not representative of the pool of available broads in this dungheap skid mark of a town.

Anonymous said...

Reservations at 4:30?

My god.

At least you two will be home in time to catch Wheel of Fortune.

Anonymous said...

Is that Glazer?

Anonymous said...

No I doubt its Glazer, he is busy writing notes for his writer to do this huge story about KU losing and how he knew they would of course after they already have.

Anonymous said...

It's always so cute when chicks are giving God a handjob with one hand and wondering why they're so lonely with the other.

That's why, baby.

Anonymous said...

She probably meant "chivalristic", which is a nonsensical adverb derivative of chivalrous.

Anonymous said...

Tony you have to have a job. Need not apply.

Anonymous said...

Bitch is so fat, I'll bet that she licks up the butter off the table.

Anonymous said...

I'd rather spend an evening nibbling on her roast beef curtains.

Anonymous said...

Lol!

Anonymous said...

What are roast beef curtains?

Anonymous said...

I don't know what they could be?? What a weirdo!

Anonymous said...

Because the woman I marry one day I want to be from a craigslist ad. Yeah. I can see it now when people ask how we met, and then I explain it.


No thanks!

Anonymous said...

I'm a little old for the ad requirement. Rat's. I could fake the rest of it for a free steak.
Place is gonna be full of stalkers.

Anonymous said...

I am a little old lady now, but I remember the big fight about "equal rights" and "liberation". My loving husband (a protector, provider, and defender. In other words, a REAL MAN)always told me to go ahead an take over. He'll be glad to go fishing, hunting, and drink beer.
Unfortunately, that is what happened. Now guys just want to drink and play video games. And young women wonder what happened.

Anonymous said...

Real talk!! "little old lady"..how true.

Anonymous said...

Why Tony exposes any female to the crap associated with the posters on this blog, could only be attributed to Misogyny.

And I am a guy who does not have challenges with healthy relationships.

The pure hate that is emitted by those who troll this venue is only equaled by Tony who panders to the toxicity of the losers who post crap that they have NO courage to say out loud.

Pathetic.


Anonymous said...

I think I'd RATHER fuck myself in the ass and cum all over my face!

Anonymous said...

Ouch!!!

Anonymous said...

and I would hope if Tony ever straightened himself out enough to marry and have a daughter, that he could experience the pain he inflicts on others.

Anonymous said...

WAAAAA WAAAAA!!!
Take a pill,puss!

Anonymous said...

There is your hommies Tony.

Must be proud.

Anonymous said...

I'd rather fuck 7:56 in his mouth and cum on his ass!!!!

Anonymous said...

As fuck stick at 7:56 spews hate. Jackass.

Anonymous said...

well we know how tony gets ass these days... when not swingin from Crispins nut sack.

Anonymous said...

Hipster lingo for meat eater - Rube

Anonymous said...

-I am truly a very nice person with a big heart just looking for someone great to share this big ol' world with!! -

Two references to the word big in the closing sentence, so you know she's probably morbidly obese.

Anonymous said...

if there is NO picture....she's a fatty! a big heart always comes with a big fat ass.