Kansas City housewives and other malcontents are geared up to watch the Oscars tonight and I've got some other work to do (i.e. video games) so we're gonna celebrate Hollywood glitz tonight given that most of our civic progress in this town is mostly smoke, mirrors and other figments of imagination.
To wit . . .
TONIGHT OUR TKC BLOG COMMUNITY AWARDS THE KANSAS CITY OSCARS!!!
Fashion isn't really our bag but I would imagine that our TKC red carpet for those seeking Oscar gold involves putting a lot of cleavage on display.
Now let's get to the winners . . .
Kansas City Best Internet Disaster
Nominees:
Pitch Facebook Play . . .
KCMO.GOV Website Redesign Fail
Kansas City Star Nebraska Furniture Mart Website . . .
AND THE KANSAS CITY OSCAR GOES TO . . . THE NEW KANSAS CITY LOGO!!!
Now let's consider production values . . .
Kansas City Best Special Effects
Nominees:
Nelson-Atkins Museum Of Art for the illusion of diversity in the Kansas City art world
Cerner for their taxpayer incentive disappearing act.
AND THE KANSAS CITY OSCAR GOES TO . . . TOY TRAIN STREETCAR FOR BEST PHONY CONCEPTUAL DRAWINGS!!!
Now onto the performing arts . . .
Kansas City Best Internets Commenter
Nominees:
Racist Polar Bear
Poopy-Tang (or whatever)
Another Midtown Mom
AND THE KANSAS CITY OSCAR FOR FOR TKC CHATTER GOES TO . . . BYRON FUNKHOUSER!!!
This is Byron's first KC Oscar for his role in making some of you guys really mad.
Ladies choice . . .
Best Kansas City Supporting Actress
Nominees:
Jackson County Prosecuting Attorney for her political support of County Exec Mike Sanders
Legislator Theresa Garza Ruiz in her role as a City Council lady with sketchy at-large residency credentials . . .
AND THE KANSAS CITY OSCAR GOES TO . . . CINDY CIRCO FOR HER EVERLASTING ALLEGIANCE TO MAYOR SLY JAMES!!!
Our Last Award For The Evening . . .
BEST KANSAS CITY LEADER
Nominees:
Congressman Emanuel Cleaver
Mayor Sly James
Jackson County Exec Mike Sanders
Sen. Claire McCaskill
Council Lady Jan Marcason
Wyandotte County Commissioner Tarence Maddox
And The Kansas City Oscar Goes To . . . Bishop Finn!!!
We would like to thank the academy of Kansas City d-bags and developers (same thing) for their participation and we wish all of you a safe trip home on deadly streets.
Feel free to name your own awards, nominees and winners . . . .
Hopefully, we'll have more BREAKING/EXCLUSIVE NEWS, discussion, debate, discourse, local links, lots of insider scoop, probably more than our fair share of hateration and all kinds of good stuff for the morning update . . . STAY TUNED!!!
Not exactly winning but I see your point.
ReplyDeleteWhen is the awards ceremony? Is it gonna be like the one the Pitch has? I need to know this, Tony.
ReplyDeletePOOPY TANG?????? HAHAHAHAHAHA! Yeah I never get what that guy is going for.
ReplyDeleteWhat about anti-spam commenter?
ReplyDeleteTV GUIDE GUY!
ReplyDeleteTalk about a rig and ignorant contest.
ReplyDeleteTKC gets his blowjobs where he can...and BYRON WINS!!!!!!
ReplyDeletePolio Legs guy (who is catty jealous woman)
ReplyDeleteFor fucks sake! Give Jordan a break for a while.
ReplyDeleteTony needs to get laid
ReplyDeleteFLOATING HEAD GUY! WTF,DUDE?
ReplyDeleteCum guy got robbed.
ReplyDeleteWhat might be more likely to get the attention of Americans, who will take all manner of social, economic and political abuse, but will rise up with righteous fury when you disturb their Entertainment?
ReplyDelete....GLAZEAMAZING....
ReplyDeleteJames and crew are sinking the ship and people are watching the Oscars.
ReplyDeleteCK-Detroit
Guy who eats pussy like a thirsty dog deserved a mention
ReplyDelete8:56 what would you have us do at this very minute?
ReplyDeleteStart rioting?
Burn down city hall? Take a pill.
Take a pill. ROFL!
ReplyDeleteIt's probably to late to do anything.
ReplyDeleteI'll tell you this, those Hollywood creeps got it right. Sell the people dreams and then collect their hard earned money. That sounds like the same thing the James gang is doing.
ReplyDeleteReal talk!
ReplyDeleteThanks Tony!
ReplyDeleteHow do you like my new avatar?
Just what we EXPECT from a internet nigger!
ReplyDeleteTony only did that knowing it would piss us all off and generate some hits. Byron the idiot he is thinks he really got something which we all know including Tony he didn't. if you look at the stories Tony's hits or the weekend are way off.
ReplyDeleteGet a life dude
ReplyDeleteI think we need a TKC commenter selfie!
ReplyDeleteCum Guy got robbed!
ReplyDeleteLOL!
ReplyDeleteCum guy - Lifetime achievement for feminism?
ReplyDeleteCum guy doesn't claim to be a feminist and he doesn't steal credit cards. The going up is worth the coming down!
ReplyDeleteThis ain't feminism we're talking about here!
ReplyDeleteWe appreciate the honorable mention..
ReplyDeleteByron thinks its a compliment . Thats priceless. What a stupid shagger.
ReplyDeleteThe movie: "Twelve Years a Nigger" won the best movie award. Well, it had to. If you didn't vote for it, you must be a racist. Simple.
ReplyDeleteByron your so called buddy Tony really fucked you here. Hows it feel to be the laughing stock of Kansas City? I know you are in WV as well.
ReplyDeletenothing new here....Tony sucking off Byron...move along
ReplyDeleteIt figures....Byron's new avatar, him giving the hand signal for anyone who wants to fuck his nasty skinny ass. SO pathetic the attention he needs.
ReplyDeleteI agree the winner should have been Cum Guy for his body of work and Flint Lock for leading role in his epic destruction of Byron. When you drive the likes of Byron to move to another state, that's a epic performance that deserves credit. But then everyone knows that Tony and Byron has this mutual admiration thing going.
ReplyDeleteAnyone who thinks Byron is not still posting on this blog is nuts. His posts are now anonymous. You can spot them everywhere. Just look for one that is real STUPID and know it's Byron. Odds are he will become desperate for attention and his post will return to his usual stupid levels within two weeks. Tony is on his knees begging him to post. Hopefully Flint Lock is hiding in the background to ambush the moron when he surfaces.
ReplyDeleteAnother midtown mom??? what kind of performance is that???
ReplyDeleteCarl, what the fuck are you talking about? Is this an anonymous comment? Did you see the one above? I don't make anonymous comments.
ReplyDeleteByron you don't make a comment worthy of response. Just because you blow Tony and he throws you a imaginary bone, one fact remains.
ReplyDeleteYour stupidity knows no limit. Nothing here...move along.
Nothing here...move along. I like that.
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