Sunday, March 02, 2014

KANSAS CITY OSCAR NIGHT WINNING!!!



Kansas City housewives and other malcontents are geared up to watch the Oscars tonight and I've got some other work to do (i.e. video games) so we're gonna celebrate Hollywood glitz tonight given that most of our civic progress in this town is mostly smoke, mirrors and other figments of imagination.

To wit . . .

TONIGHT OUR TKC BLOG COMMUNITY AWARDS THE KANSAS CITY OSCARS!!!

Fashion isn't really our bag but I would imagine that our TKC red carpet for those seeking Oscar gold involves putting a lot of cleavage on display.



Now let's get to the winners . . .

Kansas City Best Internet Disaster

Nominees:

Pitch Facebook Play . . .

KCMO.GOV Website Redesign Fail

Kansas City Star Nebraska Furniture Mart Website . . .

AND THE KANSAS CITY OSCAR GOES TO . . . THE NEW KANSAS CITY LOGO!!!

Now let's consider production values . . .

Kansas City Best Special Effects

Nominees:

Nelson-Atkins Museum Of Art for the illusion of diversity in the Kansas City art world

Cerner for their taxpayer incentive disappearing act.

AND THE KANSAS CITY OSCAR GOES TO . . . TOY TRAIN STREETCAR FOR BEST PHONY CONCEPTUAL DRAWINGS!!!

Now onto the performing arts . . .

Kansas City Best Internets Commenter

Nominees:

Racist Polar Bear

Poopy-Tang (or whatever)

Another Midtown Mom

AND THE KANSAS CITY OSCAR FOR FOR TKC CHATTER GOES TO . . . BYRON FUNKHOUSER!!!

This is Byron's first KC Oscar for his role in making some of you guys really mad.

Ladies choice . . .

Best Kansas City Supporting Actress

Nominees:

Jackson County Prosecuting Attorney for her political support of County Exec Mike Sanders

Legislator Theresa Garza Ruiz in her role as a City Council lady with sketchy at-large residency credentials . . .

AND THE KANSAS CITY OSCAR GOES TO . . . CINDY CIRCO FOR HER EVERLASTING ALLEGIANCE TO MAYOR SLY JAMES!!!

Our Last Award For The Evening . . .

BEST KANSAS CITY LEADER

Nominees:

Congressman Emanuel Cleaver

Mayor Sly James

Jackson County Exec Mike Sanders

Sen. Claire McCaskill

Council Lady Jan Marcason

Wyandotte County Commissioner Tarence Maddox

And The Kansas City Oscar Goes To . . . Bishop Finn!!!

We would like to thank the academy of Kansas City d-bags and developers (same thing) for their participation and we wish all of you a safe trip home on deadly streets.

Feel free to name your own awards, nominees and winners . . . .

Hopefully, we'll have more BREAKING/EXCLUSIVE NEWS, discussion, debate, discourse, local links, lots of insider scoop, probably more than our fair share of hateration and all kinds of good stuff for the morning update . . . STAY TUNED!!!

43 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Not exactly winning but I see your point.

Anonymous said...

When is the awards ceremony? Is it gonna be like the one the Pitch has? I need to know this, Tony.

Anonymous said...

POOPY TANG?????? HAHAHAHAHAHA! Yeah I never get what that guy is going for.

Anonymous said...

What about anti-spam commenter?

Anonymous said...

TV GUIDE GUY!

Anonymous said...

Talk about a rig and ignorant contest.

Tony LOVES Byrons lips said...

TKC gets his blowjobs where he can...and BYRON WINS!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Polio Legs guy (who is catty jealous woman)

Give it a rest! said...

For fucks sake! Give Jordan a break for a while.

Anonymous said...

Tony needs to get laid

Anonymous said...

FLOATING HEAD GUY! WTF,DUDE?

Anonymous said...

Cum guy got robbed.

Anonymous said...

What might be more likely to get the attention of Americans, who will take all manner of social, economic and political abuse, but will rise up with righteous fury when you disturb their Entertainment?

Anonymous said...

....GLAZEAMAZING....

Anonymous said...

James and crew are sinking the ship and people are watching the Oscars.

CK-Detroit

Anonymous said...

Guy who eats pussy like a thirsty dog deserved a mention

Anonymous said...

8:56 what would you have us do at this very minute?
Start rioting?
Burn down city hall? Take a pill.

Anonymous said...

Take a pill. ROFL!

Anonymous said...

It's probably to late to do anything.

Chambo said...

I'll tell you this, those Hollywood creeps got it right. Sell the people dreams and then collect their hard earned money. That sounds like the same thing the James gang is doing.

Anonymous said...

Real talk!

Byron Funkhouser said...

Thanks Tony!

How do you like my new avatar?

Byrons dirty ass crack said...

Just what we EXPECT from a internet nigger!

Anonymous said...

Tony only did that knowing it would piss us all off and generate some hits. Byron the idiot he is thinks he really got something which we all know including Tony he didn't. if you look at the stories Tony's hits or the weekend are way off.

Anonymous said...

Get a life dude

Ellen's panties said...

I think we need a TKC commenter selfie!

Anonymous said...

Cum Guy got robbed!

Anonymous said...

LOL!

Anonymous said...

Cum guy - Lifetime achievement for feminism?

Anonymous said...

Cum guy doesn't claim to be a feminist and he doesn't steal credit cards. The going up is worth the coming down!

Anonymous said...

This ain't feminism we're talking about here!

Anonymous said...

We appreciate the honorable mention..

Anonymous said...

Byron thinks its a compliment . Thats priceless. What a stupid shagger.

Anonymous said...

The movie: "Twelve Years a Nigger" won the best movie award. Well, it had to. If you didn't vote for it, you must be a racist. Simple.

Anonymous said...

Byron your so called buddy Tony really fucked you here. Hows it feel to be the laughing stock of Kansas City? I know you are in WV as well.

the Polar Bear said...

nothing new here....Tony sucking off Byron...move along

Anonymous said...

It figures....Byron's new avatar, him giving the hand signal for anyone who wants to fuck his nasty skinny ass. SO pathetic the attention he needs.

Anonymous said...

I agree the winner should have been Cum Guy for his body of work and Flint Lock for leading role in his epic destruction of Byron. When you drive the likes of Byron to move to another state, that's a epic performance that deserves credit. But then everyone knows that Tony and Byron has this mutual admiration thing going.

Carl, not from Mission Hills said...

Anyone who thinks Byron is not still posting on this blog is nuts. His posts are now anonymous. You can spot them everywhere. Just look for one that is real STUPID and know it's Byron. Odds are he will become desperate for attention and his post will return to his usual stupid levels within two weeks. Tony is on his knees begging him to post. Hopefully Flint Lock is hiding in the background to ambush the moron when he surfaces.

Anonymous said...

Another midtown mom??? what kind of performance is that???

Byron Funkhouser said...

Carl, what the fuck are you talking about? Is this an anonymous comment? Did you see the one above? I don't make anonymous comments.

Anonymous said...

Byron you don't make a comment worthy of response. Just because you blow Tony and he throws you a imaginary bone, one fact remains.

Your stupidity knows no limit. Nothing here...move along.

Anonymous said...

Nothing here...move along. I like that.