KANSAS CITY OSCAR NIGHT WINNING!!!
Kansas City housewives and other malcontents are geared up to watch the Oscars tonight and I've got some other work to do (i.e. video games) so we're gonna celebrate Hollywood glitz tonight given that most of our civic progress in this town is mostly smoke, mirrors and other figments of imagination.
To wit . . .
TONIGHT OUR TKC BLOG COMMUNITY AWARDS THE KANSAS CITY OSCARS!!!
Fashion isn't really our bag but I would imagine that our TKC red carpet for those seeking Oscar gold involves putting a lot of cleavage on display.
Now let's get to the winners . . .
Kansas City Best Internet Disaster
Pitch Facebook Play . . .
KCMO.GOV Website Redesign Fail
Kansas City Star Nebraska Furniture Mart Website . . .
AND THE KANSAS CITY OSCAR GOES TO . . . THE NEW KANSAS CITY LOGO!!!
Now let's consider production values . . .
Kansas City Best Special Effects
Nelson-Atkins Museum Of Art for the illusion of diversity in the Kansas City art world
Cerner for their taxpayer incentive disappearing act.
AND THE KANSAS CITY OSCAR GOES TO . . . TOY TRAIN STREETCAR FOR BEST PHONY CONCEPTUAL DRAWINGS!!!
Now onto the performing arts . . .
Kansas City Best Internets Commenter
Racist Polar Bear
Poopy-Tang (or whatever)
Another Midtown Mom
AND THE KANSAS CITY OSCAR FOR FOR TKC CHATTER GOES TO . . . BYRON FUNKHOUSER!!!
This is Byron's first KC Oscar for his role in making some of you guys really mad.
Ladies choice . . .
Best Kansas City Supporting Actress
Jackson County Prosecuting Attorney for her political support of County Exec Mike Sanders
Legislator Theresa Garza Ruiz in her role as a City Council lady with sketchy at-large residency credentials . . .
AND THE KANSAS CITY OSCAR GOES TO . . . CINDY CIRCO FOR HER EVERLASTING ALLEGIANCE TO MAYOR SLY JAMES!!!
Our Last Award For The Evening . . .
BEST KANSAS CITY LEADER
Congressman Emanuel Cleaver
Mayor Sly James
Jackson County Exec Mike Sanders
Sen. Claire McCaskill
Council Lady Jan Marcason
Wyandotte County Commissioner Tarence Maddox
And The Kansas City Oscar Goes To . . . Bishop Finn!!!
We would like to thank the academy of Kansas City d-bags and developers (same thing) for their participation and we wish all of you a safe trip home on deadly streets.
Feel free to name your own awards, nominees and winners . . . .
Hopefully, we'll have more BREAKING/EXCLUSIVE NEWS, discussion, debate, discourse, local links, lots of insider scoop, probably more than our fair share of hateration and all kinds of good stuff for the morning update . . . STAY TUNED!!!