Friday, March 07, 2014

Kansas City Knife Life



Cutting edge Kansas City he said/she said story:

Newspaper: "A 36-year-old woman sustained a cut to her heck after her neighbor came over to borrow eggs or buy crack, depending on who's telling the story."

In other news, hospitality is dead in Kansas City or at the very least it's bleeding out . . .

12 Comments:

Hyperblogal said...

I haven't heard of too many knife fights over eggs.

Anonymous said...

I hate it when my heck gets cut.

Anonymous said...

Bunch of savages in this town

Anonymous Breaking TKC News exclusive...... said...

Breaking News just in: at approximately 2:15 pm today the Polar Bear was mortally wounded by a band of scavenger negros while golfing with freinds at Swoope Park Golf Links.

After the attack on the Polar Bear the negros were seen at the Aldi on Troost collecting their bounty from someone that looked a lot like Alonzo. He was with a rotund Mexican hipster looking guy drinking coffee, wearing a beanie, in a dark colored sedan.

When wheeled into the emergency room, the Polar Bear did not look good. His condition was listed as grave. The Polar Bear ask his son, Son of Polar Bear, to carry on his tradition of "calling a spade a spade" in his absence.

Security was heavy around the hospital as several of the bears associates were quite upset and were seen with automatic weapons and grenade launchers. Word on the street was they are looking for revenge and headed for the Troost Aldi.

More news at 10 pm.

Anonymous said...

I hope her heck gets better

Anonymous said...

These headlines are hilarious. Borrow eggs and buy crack... LOL

Anonymous said...

The recipe read "crack an egg" not "crack and eggs".

Anonymous said...

Did she know what an egg cup is, if notshe' s lying?

Anonymous said...

This is outrageous!! Don't they know KC is vying for the GOP CONVENTION. How dare them to allow their lack of social graces to jeopardize such a prestigious event. They better learn better manners and hospitality NOW if they expect ANY of the convention business to be thrown their way.

Anonymous said...

Avenge the bear.

Anonymous said...

Meth omelets are trending.

Anonymous said...

Real men don't buy girls.