Thursday, March 13, 2014

KANSAS CITY BLOG CONFESSION AND WEEKEND PLANS: CRAIG GLAZER WAS A CHIPPENDALE'S DUDE!!!



TKC NOTE: Check this note from Craig Glazer featuring a surprising confession and a preview of his weekend plans . . .

Chippendales: The Real McCoy at Stanfords
Steve Kramer for the Weekend

It’s been a few decades since the original Chippendale’s in Los Angeles closed. I should know, I did a four week stint there as a waiter in the early eighties. Yes, there were other clubs by that name in both New York and Las Vegas but none of the original ones survived. The program was moved to Las Vegas where it remains today. Some of the original dancers are now part of the management and crew chiefs of the young hot dancers at the Rio Hotel each week to nightly sold out shows. Over the last several years, Chippendale’s has branched out and has US tours that travel to many cities with a crew of talented male dancers. The group of Chippendale’s dancers who originate from the Rio Hotel in Vegas do as many as five shows a week in theaters, comedy clubs and other entertainment venues.
So from now what is the original Chippendale’s at the Rio Hotel, the tour lands Thursday at Stanford and Sons with over two hours of dancing, bare chests and muscles, exposed legs and good looks to a sold out house of mid-western females who are all on cloud 9 watching the event unfold. Chippendale’s does a nice job of not only putting on choreographed dance numbers from their Vegas shows, but also picking a diverse selection of dancers to fill the need of what these various women fantasize about.

It’s a surprisingly tasteful show by the male dancers. Maybe what’s most entertaining is how wild the female audience gets as the show moves forward. So if you are into a bunch of buffed up, bare-chested and then some handsome young studs from the West Coast, Stanford and Sons is the place for you Thursday night to see the show they call ‘Fifty Shades of Men’. Fair warning, there are only a few seats left, call early, it will definitely sell out.

Friday, Saturday and Sunday night, see two former Kansas City guys who have been doing comedy for some time. Steve Kramer will headline. Kramer is the nice looking young man who has over a hundred celebrity voices in his repertoire, as well as song parodies, such as the ones he performed on the WB series ‘Hype’ which he appeared on along with Frank Caliendo. Kramer went on to co-star with Michael ‘Chicken’ Roof on Spike TV’s ‘Raising the Roofs’. In 2012, Steve illustrated, produced and helped to voice the Stanford and Sons reality cartoon that was a top five finalist at the Montreal ‘Just for Laughs’ comedy festival. Steve tours nationally and internationally with Pablo Francisco doing stand-up at all the Improv Comedy Clubs in the US and theaters in Europe. Kramer’s co-star will be former Kansas Citian Will C who has been seen on hit TV shows like USA Network’s ‘Monk’ and ‘Psych’ as well as A&E’s ‘Gene Simmons’ Family Jewels’. See them live at Stanford & Sons Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

Next week, catch Trevor Moore, five year star of Comedy Central’s ‘The Whitest Kids U Know’ here at Stanford’s. Tonight, catch Ian Karmel on Conan on TBS discussing his appearance at Stanford’s in two weeks with the red-haired host of the show! You know, Stanford’s is popping up all over national television recently with a mention by Khloe Kardashian when she guest-hosted ‘Chelsea Lately’ and we were recently mentioned on Chris Hardwick’s Comedy Central show, @midnight.

For tickets or more information about any of these shows, call (913)400-7500 or go to stanfordscomedyclub.com.

40 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Another fucking lie from the King of Stink

Anonymous said...

Oh GAWD....Glazer has gone Funkhouser

The Real Truth said...

Steve Kramer, Craig's asshole buddy who posts idiot shit about how great a job Glazer does sucking his cock.

Another failure like Glazer who has a huge list of shit that don't mean a damn thing. Had a cartoon, what cartoon? Anyone seen it besides on You Tube? Listen to the radios people sure there will be hundreds of free tickets to be had this weekend trying to sucker you in to pay premium prices for shitty watered down drinks and even shitter food snacks.

Anonymous said...

Are you shittin me ? Glazer snorted so much coke that it shriveled up his dick and balls.

Hollywood Rag Guest Story said...

Hi, My name is Craig I fuck strippers and Ho's because good women will have nothing to do with me. Come see me at Whispers later tonight after I make women barf upon seeing me tonight after trying to pick them up when the Chippy boys get done with them. Oh yes and next week I will explain how the gay dancers got the women all so hot they was all trying to fuck me after the show. And, well and oh yes, I will be working a deal to be on the hottest reality show for an episode, Mamma Jenner got a hold of me to do a celebrity pooper scooper spot just think I get to scrape up the shit from the dogs of the hottest family of women (now that Bruce got that sex change) in Hollywood. Oh and I will be wearing only a thong so all the hotties can get a good look at how big my cock is. Oh I so hope Brucie wants to do me. Really hoping Byron will want to come along as well so I can give him an extra special birthday reaming.

Anonymous said...

Kramer and glazer should follow Roofs example and kill themselves.

Anonymous said...

8:13 plus 100

Anonymous said...

I would bet my life this hater who wrote the last several comments is the same jealous guy who stocks Glazer on here. He''s a crazy nut. Not Glazer this guy. Just go up to Stanfords and ask him for his autograph crazy guy.

Anonymous said...

WCE. These are the worst comments ever. Can't you guys come up with
something funny and different each time glazer writes a story.
Just posted and you're on him for
what was a simple story.
Please try to be original next
time.

Midtown Miss said...

Agree with 8:25 the man who does all this hate mail is a sicko for sure. I don't know Craig Glazer and don't really care, but I know enough to spot a luney toony when I read bullshit. This follower is in need of a straight jacket. I do know Craig Glazer owns Stanfords, has a book and has made movies, I've read a few things about him. This nut has done what? Who are you?

Anonymous said...

I just read the article and it said Mr. Glazer was a "waiter" at a club where the Chips danced. Not that Glazer was a Chip. Big difference. I was in a bathroom in the Valley one day and Ron Jeremy came in. I did glance and it was impressive but I am not a porn star, nor is the rug man a Chippy. FYI.

Anonymous said...

yep 8:25... very likely "stocks" him...you utter fucking retard.

Jorge Martinez said...

I would bet that both 8:25's and 8:28 are all the same person. Glazer. When he posts on KCC he monitors comments like a hawk and posts back knowing Hearne will protect him. Here he posts back anonymously, knowing many will knock his rug off. I don't know Glazer, could care less if he has written a book, did a movie, or whose cock he has or has not sucked. I wouldn't know the guy if he shined my shoes, but I can tell you this much. He is one of the favorites to receive large amounts of shit thrown his way. When you self promote constantly in the press, your going to be a target. That's the world Glazer lives in. The world we all live in. Put yourself out there and your going to wear a turd on your face. So keep posting and we will keep posting back on Glazer. As for anyone that posts here being obsessed with anything Glazer, I would seriously doubt that for a second. Glazer is a fat target for ridicule, nothing more. He is easy. Put yourself out there and you have to take what comes your way. BTW, between the spray tan, the Harold Penner wardrobe and the roadkill rug, there is a lot of material there to work with.

Carl, Mission Hills said...

Jorge is very on the money with that statement. I couldn't or my writer have said it any better.

Anonymous said...

So, Craig, were you Chip, or Dale?

the Polar Bear-son said...

King of Stink...lol. Nice one. Must be the roadkill rodent tophat!

Debbie Mandry said...

I saw Glazer's photos on this site and that tweet. He is very good looking I can't believe he is over 50. If his hair is not real, so what it looks real to me. Honest now I want to go see him in person at his club. My boyfriend is taking me to see Carols Mencia there in April. Clearly you hate on him cause you are jealous and admire him. I understand, but you guys write the same thing over and over. His material gets eyeballs, I know that. He has my vote.

Debbie said...

OK I lied, I dated Craig years ago. He is handsome. We are still pals. His hair looks fantastic. Wish I could do that with mine sometimes.

Anonymous said...

Typical lying cunthole. Not that anyone believed you to start with.

chuck said...

Just for the record, I have met and know Debbie Mandry. She did go out with Glaze. She is hot, no shit, really hot and very nice.

I am surprised she would post on here.

I am not surpised wh would read here, but, there it is, she is real, no kidding.

Just saying...

Anonymous said...

I can believe it. I never told anyone that I was John Holmes sex stunt body double until I injured my penis while jumping through a tomato slicer and had to file for workman's comp.

Anonymous said...

I know her as well, decent looking. Makes a rock look smart! (is what it is D )

Anonymous said...

Everybody that sucks up to the fuck wad lies. Its what he made his "career" doing. King of SNITCH ! Fuck you Glazer, I can tell stories from the 80's also. Thats why you are here, not trustworthy!!!

Anonymous said...

great...now the losers are
attacking a woman they never
met.
how low can these low lifes
go putting up comments about a
woman...
wow....really sad that you have to
attack a woman who happned to get
her real name put up here.
sorry young lady...excuse
the losers of tkc.
your friend
Harley

Anonymous said...

Nobody attacked anybody whacko.

CG said...

Thanks Chuck and thank you KC for selling out Tonights show. It's a fun event. The ladies enjoy it. Yes Debbie is a great gal. Good friend. Hey look readers clearly there a few, very few, coo-coos who like to stalk me online, like the ones here. All we can do is put up with them here. Cowards, like this guy or guys, hide behind fake names. Remember not one has ever face me in real life and never will, that's why we call them COWARDS. Enough on that...Cool that Conan had our comic on last night and talked about Stanfords, his show coming up in KC in two weeks, Ian Karmel, he is gonna be a big name soon.

Anonymous said...

Wow. This post has been up here since 6:30 a.m. and only 26 comments.

I guess Glazer has finally bored the hell out of even his few friends.

Anonymous said...

....GLAZEAMAZING....

Anonymous said...

7:02 I keep saying he is a nobody.

Maybe I ought to post my address to him so my neighborhood can watch me stomp his ass all over my front yard. Make a hell of a You Tube video.

Anonymous said...

GREAT comedy coming up in KC!!

Jim Jefferies this weekend..

Amy Shumer, Bill Maher, George Lopez, lisa Lampinelli, Ron White all coming to Midland next couple of months!

Hang out at P&L, then catch some great comics , in their prime.

Or.. drive to an outlet mall halfway to Topeka to see..some random dude.

Anonymous said...

I guess Glazer is that guy on the "Pitch" photo..why would he be pictured in front of the American flag?

He's not a vet , he never fought for his country. Serving time in a federal prison does not count as "Serving your country"

Anonymous said...

Post your address pussy..ya right LOL!!

Anonymous said...

Steve Kramers claim to fame was that he worked with fl comic Chicken? According to Stanhope he was a hack and Tosh was glad Chicken killed himself a few years back

Anonymous said...

I got free tickets to kramer and im going to heckle the shit outta this low rent frank caliendo

Anonymous said...

Glazer your a cunt. If I ever cross paths with you again I will be happy to dance whatever dance your up for. Last time we danced you didn't fare very well when you had you dive in Westport. You can find me in Kellys most every day. If your spray tanned balls drop some day, bring your fucking lunch, rug hat.

Anonymous said...

Glazer can't back up his talk. What you going to do , bring Bob with you? Steve.

CG said...

9:34 RIGHT, I will enjoy seeing you anytime brother. I'm easy to find just give me a buzz and we can have lunch. Like I said nobody has ever come up to my face and said anything like you have on this site. Be the first.

100% American For What is Right said...

We found 3 criminal records associated with the name "Craig Glazer" in KS

Yup a real class act

Anonymous said...

Post your cell Craig if you are so tough

Anonymous said...

Glazer wanting to buy the dude lunch to avoid a ass kicking. Typical snitch behavior.