This Kansas City bloggy community celebrates the milestone of one of its denizens on this morning . . .
BEST B-DAY WISHES TO BYRON FUNKHOUSER - YOUR FAVORITE TKC COMMENT DENIZEN!!!
He's celebrating his 60th and we hope he has a good day.
Developing . . .
don't really understand all the hate poured down on you Byron, I certainly wish you no ill will, so have a happy 60th despite all the crass things people on this site level at you. - mike t.
ReplyDeleteHave a great day Byron.
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday!
Happy birthday, Byron. Enjoy your day.
ReplyDeleteWipe me please
ReplyDeleteAnd Tony wonder why the good commenters leave.
ReplyDeleteSo Tony everything you stand against this POS called Byron does. He lies he steals and has a criminal record and drugs. Real up standing guy there you're giving attention to. And you wonder why your site attracts the trash it does. Fuck You Both.
ReplyDeleteI'll co-sign that +100
DeleteHappy Birthday Byron! Cheers!
ReplyDeleteA 60 year old pile of shit.
ReplyDeleteThanks, everyone.
ReplyDeleteTo Asshole 7:23
I don't lie. I don't steal. I don't have a criminal record. I smoke pot once in a while. "The times they are a changing". The drunks can no longer pretend that they are better than the pot heads.
Someone is really trolling for hits today!
ReplyDeleteThe fucking hell you don't lie you piece of shit.
ReplyDelete7:45 is so right
Why do you people compare Byron to shit?
ReplyDeleteThat's very degrading to shit. We all know a pile of shit is a much better object than that fucking retard.
By the way Byron GD you, wipe me I can't stand myself.
Tony if I become a welfare fraud do I get special birthday mentions on TKC as well? Or do I have to beat my Dad up as well, after he has a three way with my wife?
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday Byron!
ReplyDelete7:55 LOL poor fucker just wants you to notice hims TOO Tony
ReplyDeleteOh goddamn what a loser! Lol
Seems like just yesterday that Byron said he was just here to slam his mothers favorite son Mark while he was mayor and PROMISED to leave when Mark was no longer mayor. We call people like him Democrats.
ReplyDeleteMay it be your last.
ReplyDeleteGloria rocks
ReplyDeleteByron sucks
Mark no doubt the real man in that family.
6:56 are you saying you're blind like Byron?
ReplyDeleteHope its the last one you ever celebrate.
ReplyDeleteHave a nice Birth Day Byron.
ReplyDeletewipe sniff wipe sniff wipe sniff wipe lick lick lick
ReplyDeleteByron, do you chew those nasty fingernails?
Thanks, Chambo!
ReplyDeleteAsshole 8:38
That's because you're such a wonderful person, right? Clearly, a much better person than me. After all, I think every one has the right to live.
Thanks Chuck.
ReplyDeleteI hope you get to retire some day. Please, don't work yourself into the grave.
Anybody that contributes is a much better person grifter.
ReplyDeleteWhat kind of cake did we buy you?
Byron, I give you pure hell, but your a damn good sport and you give it back. Happy Birthday. I am giving you a one day pass, but know that tomorrow I'm back on your ass.
ReplyDeleteAnon 8:57
ReplyDeleteI hope you never become disabled. I don't think that you would handle it very well. The amount I receive is a function of the FICA taxes I paid. Grow up, or stop listening to right wing rich men.
Flint Lock, WTF? Have a good day.
Welp Flint just sold out
ReplyDeleteIs that Byron eating Birthday Cake?
ReplyDeleteSo do all saying Happy Happy in here go to the local county jails and wish all the other frauds and thief's a Happy one?
ReplyDeletePoint is Byron , you are not disabled. That is a lie!
ReplyDeleteEnjoy the day
Yes that is Byron in Flint Locks avatar
ReplyDeleteHEY, he's reading a newspaper in that picture. I thought he was disabled blind? WTF???
ReplyDeleteAsshole 9:13
ReplyDeleteIts not for you to decide. I am disabled. I am legally blind. That picture is ten years old & I can only see the headlines. I can't read the paper without a magnifying glass.
The doctors told me when I was a little boy that if I lived to be very old, I would go completely dark. It just depends on how long my lungs can hold out. I give myself about five more years.
Ask yourself why you want to believe so badly that the doctors are wrong, the judge was wrong, the government's employment specialist is wrong. I know why. Hate radio. Propaganda.
A man should be able to enjoy his birthday...I respect that right.
ReplyDeleteHe is eating Chinese food during a chess tournament in the photo. His vision is so bad he can't work, but can play games and hang out. Kind of like the your doper friend that doesn't work and tells everyone else how to live their lives all day long. Nothing to learn from his rantings.
ReplyDeleteYes that pic is a few years old, but you weren't working then either. At least your brother gets up and goes to work.
ReplyDeleteThis post just reaffirms my belief it's some sort of theatrical fishing expedition to lure you suckers in. Why someone is so interested in seeing you get bent out of shape, I don't know. But the internet is full of pathological people. It smells of a charde. It's a farce. Think about it fools: a man says he's the brother of a former politican, lives way on the east coast, but spends hour after hour endlessly involved in a kansas city centric blog?
ReplyDeleteDOES THAT EVEN PASS THE SMELL TEST?
Then, you fucking morons feed it by constantly referencing him.
Of course TKC loves it because it sends more and more hits to the page over and over. Which suggests to me some behind the scenes arrangement.
And by the way, that picture is the widely available one on Google. in fact, the only reference to "bryon funkhouser" on google. Funny to choose the one picture from years ago, and not a new one.
ReplyDeleteAnon 9:29
ReplyDeleteYou're forgetting the asthma I've had since childhood, the arthritis I've had since I was about thirty, the PTSD I had growing up with an alcoholic father. You've not seen my medical records, but still you people think that you have all the answers. Too much hate radio. Only someone with an agenda would equate working at 'gainful employment' with playing a little chess on the weekend. You have your agenda & you're trying to adjust the facts to fit. Turn off the radio.
9:32 is a tin foil hate wearer.
ReplyDeleteIn honor of your birthday Byron, I am going to turn off Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity today. Just today. But to show you that I do have a good heart, I am tuned out today. Hell, I may go over the cliff and listen to Rachel Madcow tonight.
ReplyDeletewaaaaa. First sound he made 60 years ago.
ReplyDelete9:32, +1.
ReplyDeleteFlint Lock... not Madcow!! Don't do it!
ReplyDeleteThere are no current pictures of me. I am now a recluse. I spend most of my time on the internet, because I can adjust everything to a size I can see. I don't drive. I don't play chess anymore. If you want to see fraud, its because you want to see fraud, not because its there. I hang here, because I like Tony & I like his blog. I have never found a similar one. I have been here, off & on, for four years. There's is always a new group of bullies who harass me. Its easy because I'm not an anonymous ghost, I'm a real person. I have Tony's blessing to be here, & his is the only one that counts.
ReplyDeleteYou have life threatening Asthma, yet you smoke dope? You sure you have a 129 IQ?
ReplyDeleteI call bullshit on both counts!
TKC going for hit count record today
ReplyDeleteGloria, suck my dick and then go get hit by a bus. But don't worry, you will still cast your Dem vote for the next 50 years.
ReplyDeleteFlint you sell out. I would have left your back woods Army Ranger ass in jail if I knew you were going to give Funkwad a day off. That dead-beater, negroid loving asshole deserves NOTHING. He is the Craig Glazer of West Virginia. A Chip-n-shag, farm animal loving, inbred, mother-fucker. Anybody need a translation?
ReplyDeleteBear Flint is just letting him walk into the trap. Stinkyfingers is to blind to see it.
ReplyDeleteUn-fucking believable. Trust that worthless liar for a second and he is in the pasture fucking one of my best ewes. God damn it Byron, have you now dignity?
ReplyDeleteHa ^^^^
ReplyDeletePlease don't hurt my asshole AGAIN Mr. Byron!!!!
ReplyDeleteWest Virginia. Where men are men and sheep are nervous.
ReplyDeleteCNN Breaking News...West Virginia sheep running wild everywhere. State Patrol trying to capture a tall, anorexic, hillbilly looking idiot chasing after a sheep with his cock out. They have posted a number to call if you see him...
ReplyDelete1-800-SHEEPSHAGER
Last seen heading toward Pennsylvania State line.
ReplyDeleteLock up young children and livestock!
Gotta tell you boy's, them jokes are stale as hell.
ReplyDeletedo better,or hang it up!
Byron taking nap, then heading to Irish pup for free beer. He will meltdown later.
ReplyDeleteKU wins. P&L is saved
ReplyDeleteFlint your cold to the bone. I just snorted a Rolling Rock up my nose looking at that sheep shag avatar. Your my hero.
ReplyDeleteThe Shagger will wait till later. See's better after dark, like a pussy?
ReplyDeleteCum a bucket!
ReplyDeleteHAPPY BIRTHDAY BUT SERIOUSLY....
ReplyDeleteHOW DO YOU KNOW WHEN TO STOP WIPING SINCE YOU ARE BLIND? (this is for a school report)
Yup...happy bday...and put an email address on your profile!
ReplyDeleteHey, Radioman. Surely, you jest. I don't want a bunch of spam from these dirt bags.
ReplyDeleteCoward.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous coward
ReplyDeleteShow me your email address & I'll show you mine. What's your name? Coward.