Good Lorde: Kansas City 'Royals' Parody
Let's start the morning with this exceptionally optimistic dedication to the Kansas City Royals using that Lorde song Royals as a starting point that's soon to be picked up by every news station in KCMO but seen FIRST here on TKC.
Yes, the Kansas City Royals might be on track to do very well this year but it's only because everybody else in the division sucks.
Just a sample of the lyrics by John Leslie Long & Co . . .
Cuz you'll never beat the Royals
We're even better than we seem
We'll beat every other team
ooh ooh oh
Life is great at 'The K'
Winning every single game
We will be your rulers
Kings of the MLB
And baby we'll rule, we'll rule, we'll rule, we'll rule
Yeah, for 3rd place team in the worst division in baseball, that's not just a little boastful but maybe a bit much.
Still, this will be most of the "news" out there today.
More in a bit . . .