Wednesday, February 19, 2014

WTF: SPANKING KANSAS?!?!



Just another sign that Red State Politics is getting curiouser and curiouser . . .

KSHB: Kan. bill would allow spanking that leaves marks

Somehow, I'm certain this bit of legislation is going to go wrong.

More in a bit . . .

18 Comments:

Anonymous said...

"Marks"??? As kids we got beatings that left SCARS.

Anonymous said...

If they get that passed in Missouri that means Platte Country RIII can go back to hiring sadistic pedophiles as middle school principals again. Everyone knows we turn out better adults when we add physical abuse along with mental and emotional abuse most children get in this society. Any adult who would spank a child is one sick motherfucker.

Smilin' Joel Olsteen said...

A little skinny for spanking, I'd much prefer that roley-poley redhead that Tony features sometimes. Really get that ass shaking afterwards.

Anonymous said...

What Catholic schools need is to lobby the Missouri Legislature to pass a bill allowing spanking like Kansas is doing so Missouri parents can authorize these perverted priests to add physical abuse to their bag of tricks so they can control and manipulate more children. Just think how much more child port Fr. Rattigan could have made if he could threaten children with spankings. Our institutions are so corrupt that probably in a few years Finn make Cardinal.

How is returning to corporal punishment in schools a step forward? Bullying is a problem in schools and Kansas wants to pass a law that allows parents to get permission to teachers and administrators to physically harm their children not to mention telling these kids drug and alcohol infused parents its legal now to hit your kids.

Hall the whole Kansas Legislature lost its mind? Damn Kansas is making Missouri look like a progressive state.

Anonymous said...

I am sorry, I am missing the presence of cum guy. Where is he at.

Bishop Finn said...

Spank????? I'd rather stick four fingers up that delinquents sweet asshole!

Anonymous said...

Ten is entirely too many. Now if they would consider no more than 8, I may sign on.

Anonymous said...

I think the cum guy is busy with work at his parish. It gets close to Lent and priests get busy.

Anonymous said...

What Kansas needs is a law that allows parents of unruly bastards to pay a $200.00 fine to the school with increases with each infraction. Additionally the could may not return to school until the fine is paid This fine money would eliminate several problems:

1) Parents would become parents again and would either have to be loaded or start discipling their own children.

2) School districts would be able to add funds to counter expenses.

3) Children would learn that there are consequences

4) All of us folks who are tired of paying taxes raising others shithead kids would get a break.

Anonymous said...

Im against teachers spanking kids in school, but any disrespect at home...and im all for it.
there is no reasonable negotiating with a child. spank.. then explain.

Anonymous said...

Kansas legislators are just being good christians.

They have to do something ... not allowed to torture and murder Jews anymore. SOMEBODY needs to be feeling the wrath of jesus, right?

Anonymous said...

You dont like spanking? Then go ahead and join the mobs on the plaza.

Anonymous said...

I think every kid I grew up around was spanked at one time or another. Some of us get a swat more than once. But we also had manors and respect. Sure is interesting how we didn't have all these social issues 40 years ago. But we had a little butt paddling as needed. Hmmmmmm, do you think?

Anonymous said...

TKC WTF ? curiouser ? try more curious or most curious duh !!!

Anonymous said...

It's a reference to Alice in Wonderland... numb nuts.

Anonymous said...

If I look at Candice's ass long enough, I am going to have to find a monkey and give it a good spanking.

Anonymous said...

Wait, wait. You all are missing the bigger opportunity here. I could totally get behind this law if it also makes it legal to leave marks on a Kansas legislator.

Fucking Brownbackistan.

Anonymous said...

No, you're just one STUPID motherfucker ...