Tuesday, February 04, 2014

Westport Still Waiting For Comeback

The Westport website is nicer than I remember but still home to some of the worst merchants and owners in all of Kansas City . . . What's worse is that the old school hangout still wants to return to long, gone glory days that'll never come back . . . Reality Check: White people would rather stay in Waldo or Leawood and de facto segregation tactics are too obvious and make everybody uncomfortable.

22 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Who the hell wants to go to Wesport for a mugging, robbery or a rape?? It's a shithole, stay away!

Anonymous said...

Only idiots like Glazer and George like Westport. The rest of us got smart years ago.

Anonymous said...

The reality is that all of KCMo, including Westport, has become a lower-income suburb of what has become the region's main economic driver: Johnson County, Kansas. Ask any resident of KCMo who has a decent-paying job where he/she works. Most will say JoCo.

sHiFtiee niGGer said...

we niggas waiting to! waiting fo yo payday when you gotz cash!!!!

Anonymous said...

Wastedport

Anonymous said...

Westport is doing just fine, with several new establishments opening this year. Why would it care if Waldo or Leawood folks might be too old to visit.

Anonymous said...

lol joco troll.


keep sucking our tit.

your welcome leeches.

Anonymous said...

Urban KCMO has 55% of the regions economy in .5 percent of its land. Keep trying suburbadroids....

Anonymous said...

I like Westport too but arguing there are "several new places" opening isn't necessarily a good argument. It means they are replacing closed stores.

Anonymous said...

JoCo is cooler because the have Chili's and Hooter's. That's were all the business wants to go and its what young people love. Meet me at BW3 tonight, bros, we'll get some bitches then drive them on a totally empty freeway to our sweet culdesac mcmansion.

Girl, lookit that T-111 siding and my faux stucco paneling on the front. Shit, next year Ima get some brick veneeer on the spaces between my 5-car garage doors that take up 98% of the front of my house.

Its awesome. I got everything I need here. Its only a 10 minute drive on winding feeder roads to the Hyvee parking lot that abuts my back yard, then only another 15 minute drive across a freeway sized street to another parking lot with a strip mall a mile and a half back from the road where there's a liquor store. Then we usually have to stop for gas at a quick trip the size of a city block, where we wind our way through the subarus to the pumps, put $250 in the tank, and hit the road for 35 minutes to get to the Twin Peaks in Olathe for cocktails and bewbs with clown-caked makeup spray tan Blue Valley South grads who brinig us bud lights and red bull shots. Then we head back to the pad again because I forgot to bring my distressed embellished 7 for mankind jeans and I need to shave my forearms again. Then back to 119th to hit up Johnny's then back to my crib to crush that pussy quietly and not wake up my Mom, who needs her Rav4 back before tomorrow because there might be a dusting of snow on the ground and she needs to get to here job to complain about KCMO snow removal and ghetto-people, plus I need to comment on TKC about corruption and toy train boondoggle and write CK about 64 times.

Only Fucking hipsters like cool places with unique offerings. Faggots.

Anonymous said...

11:55 hits it head on. New places don't open if all the spaces are filled. Westport had it's time in the spot light and then the niggers came and that's the end of that.

Anonymous said...

Dayum, 12:10. This makes me want to buy a Rav4 and move to Leawood! White bitches are easy, yes?

Anonymous said...

I don't go there laye at night to "party" but I like eating at McCoys, Westport Coffeehouse and World Market.

Anonymous said...

Lmfao 12:10!

Anonymous said...

Westport is a dump. Nobody goes there. An old gray mare!!!
12:10 has the deal down. I think he is looking in the mirror as he types. Mom must have the Rav4

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Anonymous said...

Fuck JOCO. And agreed, the "CK" thing was only funny the first 500 times.

Anonymous said...

12:10 you forgot to mention that you have a heated Dogloo with HBO and Foosball for you dog...

Hammer's cocked in Westport.......... said...

Westport is a shithole, ruined when the niggers took over. Stupid fucks like Kyle and Pat Kelly wanted to be pol correct and allow American Bar and other nig hangouts to exist. Now look what they got. Unless your packing a pair of 40's with xtra clips and know how to throw lead, don't go to Westport after dark.

Anonymous said...

Only one man can restore Westport and CK to it's glory days. Pootie Tang is running on a platform of cheap ho's, free I-phones, and liquor at the Aldi on Troost. Pootie can get this city turned around. I call on all TKC fans to support Pootie's quest to save CK.

paid for by Pootie 4 Mayor Committee, Carl from Mission Hills, Treasurer

Westport Trucky said...

I want to get involved with this campaign, BTW where is that money washing Carl, he didn't do a Womack and haul ass with Pooties money, or did he?

Flint Lock said...

Ya'll better watch that Pootie. That lil negro is sly. Forget Sly James. Pootie Tang is just down right crooked. He go ho's all over the place. Nasty ho's. Smelly ho's. But he might be what we need at City Hall. Nobody seen Carl now that you mention it. Byron either. I got my sheep put up so Byron can't get to them. 5:05 you don't think Carl would run off with Pooties money ? That lil negro will turn his ho's loose on Mission Hills and Carl's ass will be in trouble.