Friday, February 14, 2014

TKC VALENTINE'S DAY MESSAGES TO KANSAS CITY POWER BROKERS!!!



Let's make this quick and dirty because we've got a date with more video games . . .

Now . . .

TONIGHT WE'RE FEATURING JUST A FEW TKC VALENTINE'S DAY MESSAGES TO THE MOST POWERFUL PEOPLE IN KANSAS CITY!!!

Check it:

To our main man . . .



Dear Mayor Sly . . . We've always loved your smile and don't even mind behind the scenes bullying that other media is too scared to mention. XOXOXO



TGR . . . We like that you're getting in shape to run for City Council from your new 5th District address . . . We'd love it if you'd update your relationship status!!! xoxoxo



As always, LOVE the new haircut Cindy!!! XOXOXO



Jan, we look forward to one day having a romantic dinner over your potato salad!!! XOXOXO



Crystal . . . Where's that link love to the budget on the Jackson County website you've been promising for like 3 years?!?!?! WTF?



It's not too late . . .

PLEASE FEEL FREE TO INCLUDE YOUR OWN KANSAS CITY VALENTINE'S DAY MESSAGES . . . FOR THOSE OF YOU (MOST OF YOU) WHO DON'T HAVE ANYBODY TO LOVE TONIGHT!!!

Natch.

15 Comments:

Message to Tony said...

IDIOT!

Anonymous said...

If the real purpose of the post was to show why KC and Jackson County are so screwed up, it sure was a good start.
There's not an idea worth considering among the whole crowd.

Anonymous said...

"Within These Walls"

Anonymous said...

TKC begged for this guy. Did everything he could to get him elected.
Happy?

Miss Sweetie Pie said...

Mr. Tony,
Happy Valentine's Day. I just got my Jackson County property declaration form today. What a bunch of lovable fuck ups over at the courthouse!

Anonymous said...

Dick Puke!

Anonymous said...

Sly sold us out. He has no love for the community!

Anonymous said...

that whole slide show is nothing more than a group of some of the biggest mistakes ever made in Kansas City politics, theres a man you couldnt wait to get into office as the Mayor and like roaches in the projects you will never be rid of him, it was no different than that nail tech you voted into office (cindy) and theresa looking for the least blow back district she can get elected from, that takes the true balls of a politician, its right up there with Hilary moving to NY to get elected because her own state would have nailed her to a cross. White folks are funny, they are by far the majority and yet cant get together long enough to vote this trash out of office

Anonymous said...

I'd fuck a lot of these bitches in their ass. Then cum all over their face.

Anonymous said...

The Kansas Senate prez isn't worried about discrimination. She's worried only about the bill becoming a full employment act for the lawyer industry.

That bitch goes to church wearing her Ku Klux bed sheet. Just like all her GOP legislature colleagues in the psycho ward that is the state capitol.

Anonymous said...

The reason I won't vote for women anymore? They like to see women in power and you get incompetent leaders like Sherri McIntyre as CK public works directory. Hired only because they needed a woman director.

Anonymous said...

Emily Elmore - Single Wing Creative

About that CK logo? Enough time has now passed to confess your sins. We're you really playing a joke on city leaders?

C-K-U-F

Anonymous said...

Love Emily's sweet asshole. My tongue, her asshole = HEAVEN!!!!

Flint Lock said...

Cum Guy, I already did Cindy. Was over at her house two nights ago. Cum'd her ass.

Anonymous said...

what's tkc's love affair with Cindy? she looks like the girl I took to senior prom only because I couldn't find a good date and I heard she was easy. hmmmmm, maybe that explains it