Wednesday, February 26, 2014

TKC TOLD YOU SO!!! EPIC FAIL FOR MIZZOU GAY DUDE MICHAEL SAM @ NFL COMBINE!!!



In Kansas City and across Missouri it has been politely ignored that Michael Sam might be an "LGBTQI pioneer" who earned the accolades of so many but simply doesn't have what it takes to play NFL football and this fact has nothing to do with his sexual identity.

To wit . . .

MICHAEL SAM DISAPPOINTED JUST ABOUT EVERYBODY @ THE NFL COMBINE AND PUT UP TRAGIC NUMBERS THAT CONFIRM THE TKC CONTENTION THAT HE'S TOO SMALL, SLOW AND SCRAWNY TO PLAY NFL FOOTBALL!!!

Check it:

New York Daily News: Michael Sam unimpressive at NFL Scouting Combine, struggles in 40-yard dash and weight room

Bleacher Report: Early Reaction From The Combine

Sports Yahoo: After all the hype, NFL prospect Michael Sam’s combine performance was unimpressive

Looking at his underwhelming display at the NFL combine, it's clear to see that Michael Sam is more adept @ playing "The Gay Card" than NFL football.

The reality here is that politics and sports don't play well together. The Michael Sam story was a narrative was crafted by pundits looking to push their own agenda on football fans. Sadly, a closer look at story reveals that there isn't really much of a place for Michael Sam in the NFL and that has nothing to do with his sexual preference and mostly reflects his greatly exaggerated and hyped football skills which are now meeting with an NFL reality check.

27 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Lot of players in the Pro Football Hall of Fame had crappy combine numbers. Numbers do not equal production and an eye for the game. Am I saying Michael Sam is a future Hall of Famer? No. I am saying he can be a contributor on a team.

Anonymous said...

I am saying he is a cocksucker.

Anonymous said...

5:43 what team? What position? ...

Anonymous said...

I say he is a gay motherfucker who has no business in the NFL.

Working the bra department at Macy's maybe.

Anonymous said...

In the history of the NFL Combine of the fastest 20 times in the 40 yard dash only 1 player has had a 1,000 yard season. Moral: times and reps mean nothing when you buckle up

With that said, perhaps Mr. Sam should spend more time running and lifting things other than shlongs.

Anonymous said...

Chum in the water, watch out

Anonymous said...

When news of his announcement broke, one or two national sports correspondents pointed out that he was likely a late rounder at best. Perhaps his announcement was designed to create buzz with the thought that the novelty might help.

Anonymous said...

ZZZZZ

Anonymous said...

Another over-rated nigger, with a big mouth. Shut up nigger, the NFL does NOT want you.

Anonymous said...

It was a pretty deft move to come out before the combine. That way it moves his 7th round talent to a 4th round pick in a gay friendly city.

Byron Funkhouser said...

I WANT YOU!!! I WANT YOU!!!! I want you up my ass nigga boy!!!!

Anonymous said...

Dear Michael Sam:

We don't really care that you are a homosexual. However, we resent your camera-hogging tactics and resent you for taking attention away from the team and focusing it on yourself. While you are parading in front of the camera and making statements, we are focused on winning a championship.

By your combine results, a scintillating 4.91 40 yard dash, it appears you should have been spending time at the track instead of primping for the camera. You'd better work harder and care about the TEAM while you are here.

Thank you.

Your future teammates

Richie Incognito said...

What a little queerbait.

Anonymous said...

5:53 & 6:18: He's already told everyone he's gay (which means he's probably not a motherfucker). That's old news. Can he play ball? That's the question.

Bob said...

He may not make an NFL roster, but he will win the Nobel Peace Prize. Hey, he's as qualified to win it as most of the people who have won it!

Anonymous said...

8:53 is a FREAKING GENIUS!!!!!

Clear concise writing----CHECK
Making an excellent point---CHECK
Non-discriminatory commonsense--CHECK

8:53 is the EINSTEIN of the day and awarded a MILLION TKC points!

Anonymous said...

Byron the nigger lover will appear in 3, 2, 1.......

Anonymous said...

Once a Qwar always a Qwar.

Anonymous said...

TKC knows gayness, not sports.... stick to gay issues Tony.

Anonymous said...

They should have valued him as a dick vacuum, he could have released lots of tensions after practices

Anonymous said...

Michael, your 40 time will improve if quit girl-running with your arm down at your side. Pull them up close to your chest and run like a real man.

Anonymous said...

@10:34 I don't know if he will be able to play ball with the big boys but by his own admission he knows how to play with the big boys balls.

Anonymous said...

1:00: Good one.

Anonymous said...

No one cares that he is gay. Lots of gay people are in traditionally straight jobs. No one cares if he is bi sexual, dresses like a girl, or is a swinger or something else. That is his private business. I didn't need to know. I do not think it should matter. Is this his marketing thing? I don't know. Is this his parting gift to the SEC? Perhaps.

If he gets married will we see it on the cover of sports illustrated?

Anonymous said...

Kansas City is a town impressionable manly men.

Anonymous said...

Wiener holder!

Mr. Spock said...

The young cadet's performance was not up to specifications so he will be assigned a red shirt and be part of the landing party. The class M planet consists of beings that are violent and agitated by the red color. Surely, this will end well.