Sunday, February 23, 2014

TKC SUNDAY SPECIAL!!! WESTPORT PRESBYTERIAN FACES KANSAS CITY WRECKING BALL GIVEN FUNDRAISING FAIL TWO YEARS AFTER DEVASTATING FIRE!!!



This Sunday we're saddened to report cruel Kansas City reality after high hopes, faith and good intentions have failed to create any real change in the aftermath of disaster.

To wit . . .

TWO YEARS AFTER A DEVASTATING FIRE THERE STILL ISN'T NEARLY ENOUGH CASH TO START REBUILDING WESTPORT PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH AND MIDTOWN KANSAS CITY DENIZENS ARE CALLING FOR ITS DESTRUCTION TO END THE FAITH-BASED BLIGHT!!!



Just as TKC PREDICTED . . . There was no angel investor or real community support to fix this magnificent structure that has languished . . .

Even worse . . .

GIVEN THE SNOW AND EXPOSURE TO THE ELEMENTS OVER TIME . . . THERE IS SIMPLY NO SAVING THE BURNED OUT STRUCTURE THAT NEARBY BIZ HAVE STARTED TO ACTIVELY WORK AGAINST!!!



Yes, yes . . . We know there's been a contention that the Church wasn't damaged (much) by the fire but the fact is that the facility remains lifeless and it's hard to debate its blighting influence.

As usual, big plans from BNIM never really worked out . . .



And now . . .

With very little cash on the table or community support after two years . . .

GET READY FOR EVEN MORE WESPORT DENIZENS TO START DEMANDING THE DEMOLITION OF THE SITE OR MORE IMMEDIATE ACTION AND TIME LIMITS ON ITS REHAB!!!

It seems that small biz owners are losing patience in Westport and on this Sunday it's painful to reveal that most people aren't content to wait around for kingdom come in order to start moving forward with eliminating this barely standing blight.

Developing . . .

48 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Tear it down. There's really nothing to do with it any more. Check the water records TKC. It's really just abandoned.

Anonymous said...

Good riddance. This part of the country is overrun by churches, institutions that serve mostly the elderly and the ignorant. They're part of the reason most people consider this flyover country. They encourage all kinds of unhealthy social attitudes, such as bigotry and intolerance. Not needed.

Anonymous said...

While in the neighborhood, go ahead and knock down the Guadalope Center too. It's about the same and not a house of God. Terrorist training center for the drug cartels.

chuck said...

That wrecking ball Miley is slitting on, will have to go in the trash.

Anonymous said...

6:50 your veiled reference to butt sex is noted under "intolerance".

Anonymous said...

6:50: You should really do some fact-checking before going off on a tangent. Westport Pres was a church that sponsored many activities and organizations that supported the poor in the area as well as LGBT groups. Westport Pres is to groups such as Westboro Baptist as reason is to your post.

Anonymous said...

9:06 plus 1

Anonymous said...

Like many Presbyterian churches it was very open minded, and did have lots of activities and groups. A real shame.

Anonymous said...

No doubt the hipsters and their high density gurus would love a "Market Rate Apartments" architectural eyesore in it's place.

Anonymous said...

Be careful what you wish for. Prydes is in negotiations to buy the land and put a huge surface parking lot there.

Anonymous said...

They should not receive special treatment. The need to follow the rules just like any other person that has a fire. It is past time to fix it, tear it down.

Westport Trucky said...

I thought that building was on the historical building list?

Anonymous said...

This is some funny shit. Flint Lock is wearing Byron out and Byron is about to lose his mind. He's going "Bat Shit Crazy". This is fantastic.

Anonymous said...

Well good maybe Byron will eat a bullet.

Anonymous said...

Westport you say? Oh the hipsters are already planning ideas for a mega record store/coffee shop. Complete with bicycle parking rows in front.

Anonymous said...

12:52 Flint Lock seems to have a growing hate for Byron, maybe he will make the trip to West Virginia and do the world a favor.

Anonymous said...

Byron told someone last night he was Swiss and Shawnee. The guy has to be a solid nut case. This is so far out there that its beyond comical. One has to wonder if the guy is not mentally unstable.

Anonymous said...

Give us something Tony, beating

Byron to death is not fun anymore...

Flint Lock said...

12:58 I don't hate Byron, I just think God was taking a shit and hit the wrong lever when Byron was created. Nothing wrong with correcting a God honest mistake the way I see it.

Byron Funkhouser said...

The reason Flint Lock doesn't use his real name is because he's a registered sex offender. His mother/sister caught him having sex with his sister/aunt & in a jealous rage his father/brother called the police.

Byron Funkhouser said...

Anon 1:18

My European ancestors came from Switzerland. One of my great grandfathers was Shawnee. I don't see why you find that so unbelievable.

Anonymous said...

Westport should be closed down. Not worth it anymore.

Anonymous said...

Funkhouser is fucking German you sick fuck.

By the way Mark says to tell that idiot to shut up about the family.

Mom said...

Funkhouser your just a nasty old man. I see why they call you a pervert. Your mid is just vile and nasty. Shame on you.

Anonymous said...

Mom 2:55 if you only knew how sick that oxygen depletion really is...

Byron Funkhouser said...

Stupid bitch @2:19

Funkhouser is a Swiss name. Genealogy has been researched.

Stupid bitch @2:55

Your just a nasty old man.

Sauce for the gander, you stupid bitches.

Anonymous said...

Most of us seriously edumacated people know that Swiss people don't have German names, because, as everybody knows, Swiss people don't speak German. They speak Swiss.

Anonymous said...

I'm sure the "Swiss and Shawnee" are proud of Byron.

Anonymous said...

Trust me they are pissed he says that

Anonymous said...

He is fucking German I just asked a family member and they told me they was German

Byron Funkhouser said...

I can trace my genealogy all the way back to three brothers who came here from Switzerland. We were shown this information as far back as the mid sixties. Ms. 5:50 is a bald face liar. What a bizarre discussion. Have you bitches forgotten that you're anonymous? You won't even use your real names.

Byron Funkhouser said...

So, Ms. 5:50, are you one of those little boys who lived next door? I've figured that it was you for some time now. Andrew & Tara would have no idea of their father's side of the family. Mark was never interested in genealogy, but he at least knows that he's Swiss.

Flint Lock said...

Obviously a genealogy of mental illness.

Flint Lock said...

......and child molestation

Anonymous said...

Oh yes, the three brothers who travel afar for dreams of a better life in America. I've seen that genealogy sold online.

Byron Funkhouser said...

Flint Lock, you're a piece of shit, despite your delusions of superior worth.

Byron's dirty ass crack said...

How can I get rid of this colossal shithead?????

Anonymous said...

Byron has Nazi blood in him and no way in hell he will admit that.

Nazi Byron's dirty ass crack said...

Must be the sauerkraut that makes his poop stink

Anonymous said...

the streetcar burned it down. now it will kill your babies.


CARS never will ck. Cars save lives and money$$$$$ jusrememberto say boondoggle

Anonymous said...

I like Byron.

Anonymous said...

9:00 like they say, assholes usually run in pairs. In this case it is you and Byron.

Anonymous said...

TKC
Regardless of his politics,this Byron person is becoming a thread killer. Why bother reading on after he posts a comment.

Anonymous said...

Byron fessed up he was Bat Shit Crazy. Blamed his mother Ruth. It's inherited ! I think he has proved his point.

amen 12:46

Anonymous said...

Byron took it up the ass last night. He got owned.

Scott Myers said...

Thank you for the opportunity to correct some misinofmration. As pastor of the church for nearly 20 years, I can tell you that if you go over there today, Feb. 24, you will see that the general contractor in charge of rebuilding is on the scene doing the work they began earlier in January. Reconstruction is underway and we expect it to be done in 2015. Meanwhile, the church continues to sustain an important mid town child care center just behind the burned building, and sustains Children's Peace Quest, a 12 step group, a multitude of community arts activities, along with services to poor, young and elderly people in Westport. Also, bear in mind that the church was a victim of corporate negligence in this fire. The US Dept. of Justice/ATF documented the HVAC company negligence in causing the fire, so perhaps people will want to assist us, the victim, in seeking fiarness and justice from the responsible parties. A 180 year old community loving, neighborhood supporting congregation is still alive, and you can find us on Sunday and during the week, down the street at The Villa of Kansas City. Thank you. Rev. Scott Myers, pastor

Anonymous said...

Byron got Flint Lock, Pootie Tang and Polar Bear all kicked off TKC today. Someone at Crossroads said Tony was mouthing off that he was going to eliminate all anonymous and name comments. You could only post if you have a trace IP address. Thanks to Byron.

Anonymous said...

what a chicken shit Byron really is...he talks all that smack then cries when he gets laid out. fucking cunt