TKC JERKY KANSAS CITY MOBILE TECH ADVICE: HOW TO TURN OFF THE AMBER ALERT ON YOUR MOBILE PHONE!!!



First off, this isn't that jerky . . .

I never see and never want to see white kids running around my neighborhood . . . If I do, I'll totally ask them what in the hell they're doing here and maybe even throw a few quarters worth of bus fare their way after pointing them back across the Kansas border.

But for the most part . . . Amber Alerts don't apply to me.

Even better . . . A lot of KICK-ASS TKC READERS freaked out because their phones went haywire last night over this bit of news:

AMBER Alert issued for Springfield, Mo., 10-year-old

UPDATE . . . This is kinda sad but still confirms my contention that there's nothing I could've done about it: Police jail man on murder charge in 10-year-old Springfield girl's abduction

Again, if I see this chick while standing in line waiting for 85-cent coffee . . . I'll ask if I can help but it's doubtful since I'm usually trying to avoid eye-contact with everybody while hoping the clerk doesn't touch me with his filthy money changing hand.

So . . . Here's the link:

How to turn off emergency alerts on your phone

Posted simply for informational purposes and because I've been promised that nobody is every gonna come looking for me. Sniffle.

Comments

  1. My phone went off all night. It's like Katie Horner is in charge of the fuckin program.

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  2. And how do you feel about the news now?

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  3. it appears she is dead. FYI tony, she is a child not a chick. you disrespectful fuck.

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  4. You're our of line 6:52 way fucking out of line.

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  5. I am ok with an amber alert for the local area but not for ones that far away unless they know for a fact they are coming this way and to where. Plain and simple if you issue an alert give out the details. Then if found cancel it. To many non needed alerts just makes people start ignoring them or in the case of many as last night was asleep and not out on the streets anyway. Another good thing that is going to be ruined by abuse.

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  6. Trucky a child is dead. Stick that big foot in you're mouth.

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  7. I'll bet you feel like a real jackass now that it is being reported that the young lady is dead.

    "A closed mouth gathers no foot"

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  8. The good news is the parents dont have to worry about paying the high cost of a college education.

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  9. WTF Tony? And the same to the rest of you self centered "it does not apply to me" morons! It is a child and the alerts help bring everyone some situational awareness. That sick peace of crap child murderer could have just as easily been traveling into our area with that child so the alerts do count. But no worries to you "does not apply to me" folks, go back to your self absorbed lives and by all means keep voting for the left. Soon we will all be so F*d it will not matter any longer for any of us!

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  10. Man, some of you guys are real bastards.

    I know I was irritated when my phone went off last night; however, as a parent, I was glad to know that service was available to two parents who were living a nightmare. A nightmare that ended in their child's death.

    Way to keep it classy Kansas City.

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  11. Yeah, fuck missing kids, am I right? The public shouldn't have a hand in keeping an eye out for the vulnerable missing folks among us. Me first; I got mine and screw you, right? Goddamn.

    Screw you, Tony. It doesn't take any real effort to pay attention and look around once in a while to see if there's someone who needs help. I know you rarely ever leave your mom's basement, but most of us get out from time to time, and I for one always try to pay extra attention when I see a missing person (any age) on the news. I know if that was my loved one who was missing, I'd want others to do the same.

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  12. Tony the FAT troll. What a callous fuck. Thankfully you don't have spawn of your own. Here's more fodder for your anti-white agenda.

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  13. Your slip's showing, Tony. Quite a glimpse into your psyche, with this posting. Yer a mean, crass, racist, slobbering creep. Adios, weirdo.

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  14. Shut up fat boy..... I know lots of youth who have been struck down by violence on the westside, do you spit on their graves as you walk by too?
    Tony you're a mommas boy piece of dirt.

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  15. Karmas a bitch Taco Tico. It's very real and never fails.

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  16. No he isn't. Springfield just a short drive away, by time the alert was released 2 hours had passed.
    Tony, Chuck and SD had foot for lunch. Again.

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  17. Carl, Mission Hills2/19/14, 3:34 PM

    There is no right answer here but Super Dave is for sure on the ball with his remarks. Alerts was still going out after the guy was arrested for taking her. So in fact alerts was being made for someone who was already dead more than likely. This is a horrible thing that happened to that child but so is a lot of things in our life's any more. Funny nobody made this much effort to find that lady in Roeland Park here a few weeks ago. Guess her life wasn't important enough?

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  18. Agree with Super Dave on this one. Actually, criticism of systems is what keeps them from being abused. The police need to be honest with the public, when they are not they deserve criticism. That's the way it works.

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  19. Alerts were still going out UNTILL they confirmed that the body found was the child. It takes time. Enjoy the scotch!

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  20. Here this sums up what Super says, It's not downplaying it. It's just being realistic.

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  21. Craven Morehead2/19/14, 6:59 PM

    Poor little girl. My heart goes out to her and her family. They need to put that bastard in general population and save the tax payers some money on court proceedings. There's a special place in hell for sons of bitches like Craig Michael Wood, the bastard that took that little kid.

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