TKC JERKY KANSAS CITY MOBILE TECH ADVICE: HOW TO TURN OFF THE AMBER ALERT ON YOUR MOBILE PHONE!!!
First off, this isn't that jerky . . .
I never see and never want to see white kids running around my neighborhood . . . If I do, I'll totally ask them what in the hell they're doing here and maybe even throw a few quarters worth of bus fare their way after pointing them back across the Kansas border.
But for the most part . . . Amber Alerts don't apply to me.
Even better . . . A lot of KICK-ASS TKC READERS freaked out because their phones went haywire last night over this bit of news:
AMBER Alert issued for Springfield, Mo., 10-year-old
UPDATE . . . This is kinda sad but still confirms my contention that there's nothing I could've done about it: Police jail man on murder charge in 10-year-old Springfield girl's abduction
Again, if I see this chick while standing in line waiting for 85-cent coffee . . . I'll ask if I can help but it's doubtful since I'm usually trying to avoid eye-contact with everybody while hoping the clerk doesn't touch me with his filthy money changing hand.
So . . . Here's the link:
How to turn off emergency alerts on your phone
Posted simply for informational purposes and because I've been promised that nobody is every gonna come looking for me. Sniffle.