Tuesday, February 04, 2014

TKC BREAKING NEWS!!! KANSAS CITY: DON'T CALL CITY HALL FOR SNOW HELP!!!



We stand by our assertion that City Hall was closed today . . .

Prove that they where open . . . Because KICK-ASS TKC TIPSTERS and nobody else can get a call in.

After a marathon round of video games we check e-mail and noticed this line . . .

"Ghost town here (at City Hall) this place is definitely NOT open for business. If anybody questions you on that one. Just ask them to try and put in a call. They'll really like the jazz selections while on hold."

But that's just behind the scenes word . .

Now . . .

TAKE A LOOK AT KANSAS CITY INFRASTRUCTURE FAIL AS THE 311 CITY HALL HELP LINE SHUT DOWN AFTER MAYOR SLY WARNED NOT TO BOTHER CALLING TODAY!!!

Here's the announcement . . .

"The City of Kansas City, Mo., 311 Call Center closed at 2 p.m. today, Tuesday, Feb. 4, due to inclement weather. Phone calls made to 311 after 2 p.m. today will be rerouted to the after-hours dispatcher (TKC NOTE: MOST TKC TIPSTERS ARE REPORTING 2 HOUR WAIT TIMES). The City requests that residents only call 311 after 2 p.m. if they need an essential City service."

Again, the point here is that Kansas City has cash to spend on toy trains and Spanish junket but this town's can't even manage to maintain a simple help line and it has only snowed not even a half foot as of this writing.

Developing . . .

And this is probably the best place to dump all of the snow links . . . Hang on . . .

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BPU closing early Tuesday

Winter storm doesn't stop big KC businesses . . . Or another sign that corporations don't care about the well-being of their workers.

Three KC community centers staying open

Kansas City social media abuzz with winter weather happenings . . . Leadership by way of tweet.

Winter storm begins dumping snow on Kansas City area

They named this sucker: Snowstorm Nika begins KC onslaught

Never Too Cold To Drink: 10 inches is 'Snow' problem for Crossroads pub crawlers

Winter storm forces more than 60 flight cancellations out of KCI: Which clearly means we should buy a new one for a couple of BILLION.

As snow piles up, some businesses remain open

Snowy roads mean slower response times for ambulances . . . That should read "even slower" . . . But TKC isn't picky.

One last power play kick: Brace yourself for a big heating bill

OAK PARK MALL IS CLOSED!!! IT'S OFFICIAL . . . KANSAS CITY IS SHUT DOWN!!!

More in a bit . . .

16 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Make snow angels.

Anonymous said...

I'm thankful I live in Gladstone. I mean KCMO has a shitty Mayor, a shitty City Manager, a shitty Public Works director, shitty streets, shitty snow removal, shall I continue?

Anonymous said...

1+ 3:21 Please continue. Add to the list of FAIL. Agree 100%.

Anonymous said...

Don't get too full of yourself Gladstone. Have you taken a look around your declining little city lately? Of course they can shovel the snow, there's only 2 miles of city. Your crime and decline should be making you a little wary of your little paradise.

Anonymous said...

6 fucking inches of snow and this fucking dump shuts down. The writing is really on the wall here folks.

Gene on Red Bridge said...

Two hours, your tipster must be important. I have been on the phone all fracking day trying to get a leaking water main fixed that is leaking into one of my properties and nothing. This city is ruined.

Anonymous said...

3:30. Hi Pat. Taking a break from blowing Troy?

Anonymous said...

Gladstone, hell the niggers don't even like Gladstone.

Anonymous said...

Just where the fuck is Gladstone even at? If they don't have a WalMart they ain't shit.

Anonymous said...

Ok, wife just told me I'm an idiot and Gladstone does have a WalMart. So guess that now makes them some nobodies with a WalMart

Anonymous said...

Gladstone has a Wal Mart all right. It could be moved to Independence and you could not tell them apart. Meth heads, white trash, a couple of skate boarders (stolen boards) a panhandler or two, few drunks in the bushes and a token black department manager in case someone needs to translate some "jive". Yeah, that's Gladstone. Only difference between KC and Gladstone, Gladstone has more inbred whites and less niggers.

Anonymous said...

Do they sell Dog-gloos in Gladstone?

Anonymous said...

4:18 you idiot, they sell Niggloos, man are you ever dumb

Anonymous said...

Where is the city manager when you need her?!?!?

Spain

http://www.bizjournals.com/kansascity/news/2014/01/07/kc-will-send-city-staff-members-to-spain.html?page=all

Anonymous said...

5:22 I was tokin some cheeba....sorry

Anonymous said...

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