Sunday, February 09, 2014

TKC BREAKING AND EXCLUSIVE NEWS!!! ANTI-CRIME ACTIVIST ALONZO WASHINGTON FACT CHECKS KANSAS CITY CRIME SPREE!!!



Weekend crime near local taverns has Kansas City party-goers and bar owners on edge.

Meanwhile . . .

KANSAS CITY ANTI-CRIME ACTIVIST ALONZO WASHINGTON FACT CHECKS CRIME TRENDS AND OFFERS HIS PERSPECTIVE ON MEDIA COVERAGE!!!

First, off, Mr. Washington has more insight into local crime trends than most and he reveals that it might be gang sets engaged in recent gunpoint robberies.

Moreover . . .

ALONZO WASHINGTON IS SKEPTICAL OF MEDIA REPORTS TOUTING THESE LOCAL CLUB STICK-UPS!!!

In an EXCLUSIVE message . . .

Mr. Washington notes: "These shootings & robberies have been going on for months. However, the media only started covering this crime trend when white people were impacted by it. Why? When blacks are getting killed daily it was all random. The press are playing up rape fears of white women when no random rapes have been going on."

This fact is relevant to this discussion given that it's pretty much common knowledge that media tend to highlight the sensational when it comes to local crime. Evidence: The "Backing-up" woman who became an Internet meme.

Thankfully . . . There's a bit of hope in this discussion given that Mr. Washington is hinting at a new effort to encourage locals to give tips to help solve crime.

Developing . . .

52 Comments:

Anonymous said...

The rape comment was strange from that woman. I'm sure she was scared but it was definitely over the top.

Anonymous said...

How did I miss that meme from 2010??!! That is phenomenal!

And yes, the rape comment seemed a little strange... almost like she'd given the scenario A LOT of thought.

Anonymous said...

This nigger doesnt' know shit from apple butter. No nigger, just go lay down somewhere...

In an EXCLUSIVE message said...

Tony is proud of the fact that he is the only person that thinks alonzo is anything more than than the POS that he really is.

Anonymous said...

Why do you think it was strange 6 black dudes and 2 attractive white girls. It seem like black youth are animals so why wouldn't she say it, please how was it edited.
To zo ain't nobody robbing black folk like this. Black folk ain't got nothing to steal

Anonymous said...

Seriously! It kind of lends credence ro the hysteria I mentioned the other day. My wife was even wtf when she made that comment. Too much tv maybe.

Pootie Tang said...

Mother fucker, what the fuck is up with this wanna-be-Negro, Alonzo ? Alonzo workin a scam on you Crackers. Instead of supporting the one BLACK MAN that wants to help CK, Tony continues to run out this re-tread negro, Alonzo. Pootie Tang is the negro for this job. It takes a pimp to clean up a "ho-a-fied" city like we have. Alonzo is just another, in a long line, of Negro shysters. He is the black version of Craig Glazer and Bill Negro. No, Pootie Tang is the real NEGRO that can shape these wanna-be-hobags into shape. Get with the program Taco Boi, support Pootie Tang.

Anonymous said...

Fuck off ALonzo.

To see the real truth of the matter, let us take a look at the Department of Justice document Criminal Victimization in the United States, 2005. (Go to the linked document, and under “Victims and Offenders” download the pdf file for 2005.)

In Table 42, entitled “Personal crimes of violence, 2005, percent distribution of single-offender victimizations, based on race of victims, by type of crime and perceived race of offender,” we learn that there were 111,590 white victims and 36,620 black victims of rape or sexual assault in 2005. (The number of rapes is not distinguished from those of sexual assaults; it is maddening that sexual assault, an ill-defined category that covers various types of criminal acts ranging from penetration to inappropriate touching, is conflated with the more specific crime of rape.) In the 111,590 cases in which the victim of rape or sexual assault was white, 44.5 percent of the offenders were white, and 33.6 percent of the offenders were black. In the 36,620 cases in which the victim of rape or sexual assault was black, 100 percent of the offenders were black, and 0.0 percent of the offenders were white. The table explains that 0.0 percent means that there were under 10 incidents nationally.

In the United States in 2005, 37,460 white females were sexually assaulted or raped by a black man, while between zero and ten black females were sexually assaulted or raped by a white man.

What this means is that every day in the United States, over one hundred white women are raped or sexually assaulted by a black man.

Meanwhile, in the real America, week after week, the newspapers report the rapes of white women by black men—though, of course, without ever once using the words, “a white woman was raped by black man.” Just last week in the New York Post there was a story about a serial black rapist who invaded women’s apartments on Manhattan’s Upper West Side; you knew the rapist was black from a police drawing accompanying the story, and you knew the victims were most likely white from the neighborhoods where the attacks occurred. But even when news media’s reports of black on white rape make the race of the perpetrator evident (which the media only does in a minority of instances), no explicit reference is ever made to the racial aspect of the case. Each story of black on white rape is reported in isolation, not presented as part of a larger pattern. There is never the slightest mention of the fact that white women in this country are being targeted by black rapists. In the inverted world of liberalism, the phenomenon does not exist

Anonymous said...

Carl from Mission Hills, you need to return Pootie Tang's campaign money. He is stranded on Troost, surrounded by gangsters trying to get freebies from his ho's. Carl, do what is right. Return the money.

Anonymous said...

did Carl "Dirty D" Pootie ? LOL

Anonymous said...

Was the fucking polar bear riding on top ?

Anonymous said...

Tony where are the tits?

Anonymous said...

Pootie Tang, dat cash yu be jonesen fo, be gibbed to Oscah Bowltun fo to bring Money Mayweathah to dis city. Qwit u bitchen bitch.

Anonymous said...

Do not look for law enforcement help from the Jackson County Sheriff's Office. Mike Sharp has no adminstrative skills and divorced a woman who everyone thinks is very sweet and pretty after less than a year and is now slandering her to the likes of Dan Tarwater. No one on staff likes what is happening.

Anonymous said...

Pootie be wantin a gig wid da KC Skool Distrik cause he thot Common Core was Common Whore.

Now he be huntin dat bad man Carl fo his cash.

Polar Bear n Waldo said...

The Polar Bear will hold a news conference at 10:00 to discuss his position on the Toy Train, niggers in Waldo and Byron.

Anonymous said...

How about I offer my "PERSPECTIVE" about Alonzo.

Shut the fuck up and move any where but here.

Carl, Mission Hills said...

He is the black version of Craig Glazer and Bill Negro.

Now that is one funny statement but true as well.

Pootie chill, I got the money if you would check the bank balance you would see it is there and that other money you know the stash I mean is still located where you stashed it far as I know.

Now lets get this campaign on the road here.

Westport Trucky said...

Here Alonzo I have a tip for you, get a real job.

Anonymous said...

The really sickening thing about 8:15's post, is that rape is dramatically UNDER REPORTED.

Sick.

Anonymous said...

Maybe "ZO" should spend more time raising his 9 fucking kids and get off of the computer.

cml said...

8:15

That is terrible.

Anonymous said...

Did you ever notice how niggers are always "scowling" and trying to look mean in pictures? See, they're just dangerous and stupid animals, with no clue as to right or wrong. Therefore, you should always avoid these creatures and treat them like you would shit. Turn up your nose and walk around them...

Pootie Tang said...

Carl, homez, Pootie was worried about you. Dat Cracker Byron was rappin dat you abscoundreled wit da campaign money. I's didn't bag you. Musta been da ho's. That blue gum one ain't to be trusted. She is a Mississippi Delta ho. Nasty bitch. Bank mgr called and said da moneyz all there. Thankz for looking out for the Ho Man's $$$$$. Byron, white negro you in big trouble.

Carl, Mission Hills said...

Pootie,I was out of town just got back Friday and have been, well just catching up on things.

I see our boy James had a rough go in Brookside. That's to bad, but he hasn't seen anything yet. Pootie and the rest of this town is going to give the Mayor many sleepless nights for sure.

Anonymous said...

Is it true that Hoollywood is making a big budget vetsion of his comic Omega Man staring....The Rock?

Anonymous said...

It makes it funnier if you imagine Carl is Carl Bussey

Polar Bear n Waldo said...

My fellow citizens of Kansas City,

it has come to my attention that

many would like to hear my position

on many matters that pertain to KC.

Let me address them point by point.

Pay fucking attention as the Polar

Bear only says it once !

1. Regarding the Toy Train. This

boondoggle, joke of a public works

projects is a endless rip off of

taxpayer money. The Ape-big-Ape

looking mayor is padding the

pockets of his Chamber Ass Clowns

other so called "taxpayer leaching

consultants". So the Bears

position on the Toy Train is

"nyet Ебля путь" ! To you Kansas

City fucks, that means "NO FUCKING

WAY".

2. One Terminal Airport. Another

brilliant idea to bilk billions

more taxpayer dollars. Think of

all they ways Ape Mayor and the

City Council can pad their pockets

with taxpayer money building a

billion dollar airport. Cindy

Circo will be taking Cum Guy to

Europe to drink vodka on that $$$.

Another brilliant Chamber of

Commerce idea to keep KC broke.

3. Alonzo Washington. Wow, where

to start. First, this is a no-new

idea negro trying to throw shit at

the wall hoping something sticks.

Alonzo brings NO new ideas other

than the ages old "it racial" or

"whitey did it". Well this is one

Polar Bear not buying into his

racist bullshit. No offense to my

bovine brothers. Why a Mexican

would continue to quote a ghetto

racist is beyond me. In the artic

that negro would be called lunch.

4. Waldo & Brookside. Both these

white enclaves seem to be under

attack by the black apes from the

east. Tell me how you allow 6

east side apes and two white girls

to run free thru a white area

robbing people at will? No, Waldo

and Brookside, you white pussy

fucks go not balls. You think

that shit would fly in the

Northland ? Fuck no. I'm not

talking about the North Pole

either. Waldo...home of pussies.

The Polar Bear rejects Waldo and

says fuck the Trolly Track too.

5. Byron. While many of you

inbreds can relate to your brother

from the hills, we at the zoo

find him to be repulsive. Not

only is he a pervert who enjoys

the sex of other 4 legged animals

but the sick fuck also chases

school buses. That cannot stand.

Reject this hillbilly once and for

all. He has been banned from the

zoo. His words ring hollow to the

Polar Bear. Byron you are "FAIL".

This concludes my remarks today. I will continue tomorrow and address Craig Glazer, Bill Negro, Pootie Tang for Mayor, Tony's obsession with KJ and several other topics. If you have a topic you would like the Polar Bear to address please forward them to this comment section. Until later faggots and losers of TKC.

I remain your humble Polar Bear.

Byron Funkhouser said...

Polar Bear, you're an asshole & an idiot.

Anonymous said...

Right on Polar Bear!

Anonymous said...

Byron,
Please go to the garage, start the car and sit down.

Anonymous said...

true dat polar bear, you rock

Anonymous said...

Byron that polar bear is like many here that don't like your ass

Anonymous said...

Polar Bear threw out some big carcasses there on the tundra after chewing his way through them! That's one hungry bear.

Mr. Polar Bear, as I largely agree with your comments above, I would like you to address the following as you see fit:

Why do you think this blog exists? I mean, why would a person spend so much time assembling this blog if they're not being compensated? Or are they? How does this blogger support himself?

Do you think TKC ACTUALLY believes what Alonzo says, or surely is it all done in jest to let the jester sing and dance foolishly on the public stage?

Have you ever heard this blog's author when being interviewed on radio? Did his voice strike you as a tad effeminate? Does this help explain why he posts SO much material on LGBTQIAtoZ ?

Is it true that you and Pootie Tang are planning a surprise attack on the city's political elite at the next Jazoo fundraiser?

Is it true that underneath your white fur, your polar bear skin is actually black to help you absorb the sunshine?

Anonymous said...

Carl fromn Mission Hills may have some insight to your questions 1:29. I think he is Pootie's campaign man. I'm with you though. That bear laid some hide on the tundra. U go Polar Bear.

Flint Lock said...

Damn that bear come out telling it like it is. I like that. Hell he even took a slap at Byron. Gotta love the bear. Byron you sheep shagging pervert your the idiot of this blog.

Anonymous said...

I agree with the polar bear.

Lou said...

Byron's Gloria Squitiro alter ego.

cml said...

The Polar Bear is the man, er..., the bear.

Anonymous said...

Yes, but again, the overwhelming majority of unreported rapes are aquaintence rapes, not rapes done by stick up kids or people of color riding the trolly to Waldo. Do you really think if these girls were actually raped they wouldn't have reported it? Hell, she reported thinking she was gonna be raped... cut it out.

Anonymous said...

Yes, but again, the overwhelming majority of unreported rapes are aquaintence rapes, not rapes done by stick up kids or people of color riding the trolly to Waldo. Do you really think if these girls were actually raped they wouldn't have reported it? Hell, she reported thinking she was gonna be raped... cut it out.

Anonymous said...

Polar bear, you ought to address all the made up stuff masquerading as the truth on this blog.

The "credibility" issue.

Byron Funkhouser said...

I like to finger my ass!

Was there an email issue? said...

So Mike Sharp's wife left him after less than a year?

Ernest Evans said...

Dear Mr. Tony: Thanks for posting this info. I have a lot of disagreements with Mr. Washington about the KCMO crime scene, but I respect him very highly for trying to something about an issue that most of the city political class wants to ignore. Take care. Sincerely, Respectfully and In Christ, Ernest Evans

Pootie Tang said...

Carl, homez, glad your back in town. Watch that yellow bone ho. She is nasty. Ape Mayor hung down in Waldo/Brookside few nights ago and gots his ass handed to him. Day thought da Ape Mayor was dere to rob the crackers and they wentz off on his black ass. Crackers almost rioted. You would thinks Travon Martin was trying to do a hoodie on dem. Hell, Ape Mayor had to call the Polar Bear to save his ass. Da Polar Bear held a press conference dis morn and saz fuck Waldo, fuck da Mayor, fuck Alonzo and fuck the Toy Train. Da Polar Bear is going to announces hiz supports of da Pootie Man tomorrow. We needz more leaders like the fucking Polar Bear.

Anonymous said...

LMFAO. Alonzo, crime fighting nigger. Thats funny. Where does Tony come up with this shit?

Anonymous said...

Byron you best leave the polar bear alone. He has way more friends than you. We agree with our white artic brother.

Anonymous said...

There is a story behind Mike Sharp's divorce. Nymphomania. Groups sex.

Anonymous said...

Breaking news!!! Tony puts Alonzo's cack in his mouth.

Byron Funkhouser said...

Asshole 7:03, fuck the polar bear, asshole & fuck you, too. I don't want you racist assholes to like me. Not being gay, I never understood the need for male bonding.

Anonymous said...

Shut-up Gloria, did Mark's dad fuck you too ?