Sunday, February 09, 2014

SHOCK!!! KANSAS CITY SNOW FAIL SUNDAY!!! PLOWS UNSEEN IN NEIGHBORHOODS!!!



As if to add insult to injury, today's snow caps off a week of sub-par performance for Kansas City snow removal.

To wit . . .

THE TKC BLOG COMMUNITY COMPLAINING LOUD AND CLEAR ABOUT SUNDAY SNOW REMOVAL FAIL AND VIRTUALLY NO HELP FROM THE CITY TODAY!!!

Message to TKC pretty much follow the same pattern . . .

Here's a sample:

"TKC, have you seen a snow plow today? It's amazing that we're getting a significant snowfall and the city seems asleep at the wheel. Not a single snow-plow on my Mid-town street. What happened? Did we just give up? Is Kansas City content to just wait for Spring?"

I'm not sure if that's the official Kansas City strategy . . .

However . . .

A FEW CALLS TO KANSAS CITY INSIDERS REVEAL THAT THE CITY IS DEALING WITH SIGNIFICANTLY FEWER SNOW REMOVAL FORCES THIS SUNDAY!!!

It's hard for me to tell the difference but you d-bags are complaining loud and clear and we know for a fact that Mayor Sly doesn't like to work on Sunday and apparently isn't really enthused about answering more questions on sub-par snow removal. Natch.

Developing . . .

28 Comments:

TKC Fan said...

Hey, what about that white guy who constantly reads this blog and then complains about it?

He makes me sad in the pants.

Anonymous said...

I saw a snow plow, it was beautiful.

But that was last year.

Christian E. said...

I'm not sure if "unseen" is the right word but they are a rare sighting. Kind of like a Yeti.

Anonymous said...

Hey Tony, why did you start moderating comments on the Clinton Adams post?

Who got to ya?

We Hate Noobs said...

Comments off the front page are filtered to prevent spam.

You sound like a spammer.

Rainbow Brite said...

In KC, snow plows on Sunday are like unicorns!

Anonymous said...

If you call about a street a city worker will likely say "just tweet it".

Anonymous said...

No need for plows--snow's ending--almost nothing. It'd be crazy to send plows out for an inch(or less) of snow.

Accu-KC said...

It's been 3 inches for today. My wife told me, believe me she knows three inches when she sees it.

Anonymous said...

All the plow drivers joined Sherri in Spain

Anonymous said...

I drove on some streets east of troost this weekend and they looked like they had never been touched by a plow.

Anonymous said...

They don't have snow plows on Indian Reservations so why do you expect to see snow plows in Kansas City?

Anonymous said...

Troy Schulte = Fail as a city manager.

On The Sly said...

True dat.

Anonymous said...

I have low expectations for anything that is connected with KCMO city hall. I'm rarely disappointed.

Anonymous said...

KCMO biggest success is their consistently for failure. Their consistently for disappointment is running a close second.

Anonymous said...

KansasCityFAIL under Sly James. What else is new.

Anonymous said...

+1 5:44pm Kansas City rarely, if ever rises above the low expectations consistently set by uncapped examples failure.

Anonymous said...

What's the Polar Bears position on KC snow plows ?

Yeti said...

The plows are gone, i ate them all.

Anonymous said...

Where is Pat? I haven't seen his post about what a swell job his buddy Troy is doing.

Anonymous said...

Snow plows. What snow plows? We ain't seen no god damn snow plow. The mexican down the street with a shovel isn't considered a snow plow is he ? Fuck Kansas City. You want snow plow you better damn well plan on doing it yourself.

Anonymous said...

I saw a snow plow on the street James lives on.

Anonymous said...

Sly is still smiling and jiving

Anonymous said...

Funny 302. Might be wasted here.

Hey, I am having NO problems. Sun in 48 hours. Relax.

Odd thing about this blog. When my grandfather starts bitching again, and again, and again, we make funny faces and leave the room.

Too much bitching here.

Anonymous said...

Neighborhood is a mess but the main streets were OK. Inconvenient to worry about high centering on a river of snow on my street but I can live with it if the main drags are basically clear.

Anonymous said...

I live in Kansas City. The house I am buying is two blocks from i 35. Nice homes / nice wide street that used to get plowed immediately because there was a fire captain living a few houses down. He retired about 5 years ago and the plows have NEVER been back. And yet, my taxes increase!! I love this place!!

Anonymous said...

I call bullshit!