Pitch Love Letter To Kansas City Hipsters

A pretty good list article and probably the best thing from Kansas City's alt. publication this week . . . A list article of this town's most popular hipsters: We're crazy crushed-out on these 14 Kansas Citians

Sadly . . .

ABSOLUTELY NO LOVE FOR KANSAS CITY LATINOS ON THIS LIST!!!

C'mon, we've been this town's largest and fastest growing demographic group for more than a decade and it's like pulling teeth to get liberals in this town to talk to anybody but white women on just about every Hispanic topic from immigration to new restaurants . . . By the way, I still have to find an excuse to go to Empanada Madness.

More in a bit . . .

Comments

  1. Anonymous2/12/14, 8:43 AM

    Ah the bobos and bourgeois bohemians.

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  2. no Pootie Tang, no hipster list.........2/12/14, 9:20 AM

    Pitch has no credibility. That list is "wanna-be" hipsters.

    No Pootie Tang, CK's top pimp, omitted from the list. Nope, Pitch, your grade is: FAIL

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  3. Anonymous2/12/14, 9:53 AM

    Nah there aint no Mexicans on the list. Why would there be ? What do they bring to society? Just a smelly version of hood rats. Only water they get near is the Rio Grande if it's up when they cross illegally.

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  4. Anonymous2/12/14, 10:10 AM

    Does the pitch ownership take a tax deduction for donating ass wipe to dozens of KC dumb asses?

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  5. Anonymous2/12/14, 10:45 AM

    I'd fuck a few of those bitches in their ass. Then cum all over their face.

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  6. Anonymous2/12/14, 11:13 AM

    Tony, you are part of the problem of media indifference to Latinos. You don't post any good looking Latina chicks. There are a lot of good looking one with nice tits. Why? You are not prejudice towards Mexican chicks are you?

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  7. Anonymous2/12/14, 11:42 AM

    Only douche bags that read the Pitch are Waldo husbands looking at the gay men for men sex ads. Pitch wouldn't know "hipster" if it bitch slapped them in the face.

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  8. Anonymous2/12/14, 12:30 PM

    Yeah thats a hipster list alright. No diversity. Typical, but hipster dont care.

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  9. Anonymous2/12/14, 7:03 PM

    Here's 14 people who couldn't hack it in New York, Los Angeles or Chicago

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  10. Anonymous2/12/14, 11:22 PM

    LOL! Good point.

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