Monday, February 03, 2014

Lorde Inspired Kansas City Royals Slogan?!?!



Damnit . . . Promised I wasn't going to mention bubble-gum pop-hit again but . . .

THE KANSAS CITY ROYALS SLOGAN TAKE THE CHORUS OF LAST YEAR'S TWEEN SONG SENSATION BY LORDE!!! WTF?!?!

This is why Kansas City stays losing . . . Because it spends so much time coming up with ideas somebody else already discovered.

Quick look at the damage . . .

New Kansas City Royals slogan for 2014: 'Be Royal'

The video . . .



And once again local marketers offer a hint and the season ahead . . .

The pop-hit references the unattainable . . . Like a playoff victory for the Kansas City Royals. Even worse, the chorus: "Never Be Royal" is kind of a dark acceptance of mediocrity which is cool for pop music but not really something that will inspire fans.

Developing . . .

18 Comments:

Anonymous said...

I'd fuck Lorde in the ass and then cum in her mouth!

Anonymous said...

You do know that she wrote the song because she saw a poster of Geo Brett in his Royals jersey. Do some research!

Anonymous said...

What's "Royal" about a poster that looks worn like it was used as a doormat?

Anonymous said...

What psychological disorder makes you post that crap 505? Undersized? Your Mom won't make your bed? Get wood over Family Circle?

WTF.

Anonymous said...

D. All of the above 551.

Go Chiefs said...

TKC ignore this crapo. just marketing.

Anonymous said...

We have a cum guy imposter in this comment section and I demand satisfaction!!!

xalti said...

Only the C&A guy knows how to do it right!.

Anonymous said...

Guy is a fucking sick shit.

Tell you what, set him up with your daughter or sister and share how humorous it is.



Anonymous said...

I think Lordi, "Hard Rock Hallelujah" should be their logo.

Anonymous said...

i really like the new slogan, and not just cuz i habitually disagree w mellinger. "never be royal" was sort of the slogan of 18th century of socialist unions, where they wanted everyone to work really hard. "be royal" was sort of the response of the anarchist unions, where they just wanted to get out of the factories and do the cool shit aristocrats did all the time like painting and hunting and shit.

Anonymous said...

WTF? Native Americans were painting and hunting and shit in the 18th Century. Along with Inuit's and thousands of other tribal people. You think aristocrats invented everything? Fuck you Trotsky assholes!!!

Anonymous said...

5:51, please faggy go back and keep sucking Byron off!

Anonymous said...

943, you sound like 14. No GED yet?

Stupid is not funny or even clever.

Anonymous said...

Guy calls out the dirt road anonymous perv and you call him "faggy"?

What color is the sky in your world 943?

Anonymous said...

1:00 & 1:05, STILL a faggot. Eat my dirty ass crack you liberal ass eater!

Anonymous said...

OMG, you got Thay off the stall on the park bathroom 128. LMFAO.

If that is what you call a good come back, you do need to take up vocabulary.

Tard.

Lauren jonczak said...

I like the slogan. A good slogan always catches me attention. I saw another good slogan, BANK SAYS NO! WE SAY YES!. Its been stuck in my head for days!