Kate Upton in zero gravity haunts our dreams and inspires us to consider these Kansas City links . . .
- KCPS Reax: Kansas City Superintendent Dr. Stephen Green reacts to recommendations
- Nasty Across The State Line: KCK resident pleads guilty to two counts of criminal sodomy
- More Deets On A Groundbreaking Lawsuit: Man files suit against Lee’s Summit over collected surveillance data
- Good God The Star Loves Good News: Grandview mayor seen as a steady hand after upheaval at City Hall
- Show-Me An STL Bad Example: DESE to take over control of Normandy School finances
- Suburban Hijinks Filler: Students arrested for vandalism at Platte County R-3 High School
- Mooooving Tale Of Crisis: The Missouri Dairy Industry Crisis
- Thoughts And Prayers With Saundra Olivas And Her Extended Family: Family grieves loss of woman killed in police chase
- Prepping For Flash Mobs Throughout The Year: Taking down and putting up the plaza lights is almost a year-round job
- Kansas City's Premiere Pooch Story That TKC Literally Can't Stand To Look @: Puppy recovering after abuse
- Naked Fear: Tanning video victim describes trauma after learning of recording
- Kansas City Discount Skanky: Sprint Center Stop on the Bangerz Tour One of the Cheapest Miley Cyrus Tickets Available
This is tonight's OPEN THREAD . . . Enjoy it!!!
Zero G Juggs
ReplyDeleteWhere's "Polio Legs" guy?
ReplyDeleteThe polio legs guy is likely a catty woman with thunder calves.
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ReplyDeleteKate floats my tube docking station, and causes celestial emissions to blast forth!
ReplyDeleteGround Control to Major Kate:
You are cleared for "take-off", proceed to jettison your space suit and receive "payload."
Polio Legs guy you have to be gay. The bear only hold on to those "calves, ankles, feet, toes " to get a good grip so that groove will work.
ReplyDeleteLegs, she has legs? I never seem to get that far down while ogling her....my eyes instinctively go from the ample top to the delicious bottom.
ReplyDeleteShe is pretty hot from the knees up, but the rest of you faggots are rookie poseurs if you think nice calves don't count. BUT, this is Kansas City and the standards are much lower.
ReplyDeleteHere's what I don't understand about zero gravity: How does she keep from bumping into her own massive udders?
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