KANSAS CITY HIP-HOP HOTNESS FOR THE COLD NIGHT!!! SECOND SEASON CYPHER SERIES RAP COLLABO: EPISODE DOS!!!
Once again we witness the PREMIERE KANSAS CITY HIP-HOP COLLABORATION that's definitely the most interesting example of local artists working together.
Check it . . .
TONIGHT EPISODE TWO OF THE KANSAS CITY CYPHER SERIES SEASON TWO DEBUTS!!!
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"THE COMMISSION AND 64111 STUDIO PRESENT THE KC CYPHER SERIES S2 EPISODE TWO!!!! FEATURING; JOEY COOL, ZEN, INFO GATES, K-OZ, BAM AND GEE WATTS!!!! FOR MORE INFO CONTACT JAZ64111@GMAIL.COM OR @KCCYPHERSERIES ON TWITTER!!!! KC STAND UP!!!"
S2 ep.2 certainly doesn't disappoint and the intro featuring some local footage is a nice edition.
KC CYPHER SERIES S2 EPISODE TWO!!!!
Like it or not and without any regard to local haters . . .
THE CYPHER SERIES REPRESENTS THE MOST IMPORTANT KANSAS CITY MUSICAL COLLABORATION RIGHT NOW!!!
Do your research . . . Name something better . . . There are a lot of great musical efforts in Kansas City right now but local media NEEDS to offer more coverage of this Kansas City hip-hop collaboration that's showcasing the most vibrant musical offerings in all of this town.
Developing . . .
Hey, it might be affirmative action but the white guy was pretty decent in this video.
ReplyDeleteMore boobies, less hoodies
ReplyDeleteThat's damn good advice.
ReplyDeleteWorld would be a better place if they just STFU
ReplyDeleteJoey Cool = one angry black male who spews "nigger, shit, motherfucker, bitch, fucking dipshit, my nigger..." Whenever you rely on profanity, it's a sign that your stuff is WEAK!!!
ReplyDeleteZen = disjointed effort by a self-described rap rookie. Throws in the obligatory "nigger" reference.
Info Gates = out the gate with "shut the fuck up, bullshit", awkward arm movements, not smooth.
K-Oz = Ok, this guy is slow-motion, poor enunciation, holding a cup (is he drunk/high?),wearing a stocking cap inside, lots of "nigger, guns, pussy, drugs, bitches." A legend in his own mind.
Bam2hott = sideways cap at the start warns of crap approaching...launches right into "niggers, bitches, niggers, niggers", does lots of weird little dance steps and swinging arms.
GeeWatts = "niggers, niggers, niggers, poor enunciation, same silly little back and forth steps while swinging his arms.
OK, there are NO winners here. If you close your eyes, you'd be hard pressed to tell them apart. A group of unoriginal posers going through the stereotypical motions of being a "rapper" (made up slang name, ballcap, oversized T-shirt or jacket, lots of nigger this/nigger that, bragging about guns, drugs, ho's).
If you can't clearly pronounce your words and tell an original story that flows with the music, then WTF are you doing? Next!!!!
Nice round up. All wrong but I appreciate the effort.
ReplyDeletePretty pathetic
ReplyDelete@9:32 PM nails it.
ReplyDeleteThis is a parody right?
ReplyDeleteGather up three rappers and you might have a combined IQ of 100.
ReplyDeleteThis really disturbs me because it's being featured in a video, presuming that these guys are worthy of showcasing their talent. I assure you that is not the case with every single one of these featured rappers.
ReplyDeleteIt's like they all took the same $9.99 correspondence course "You Too Can Be A Rapper".
1) Make up your own rap name. LLCoolJ becomes JoeyCool, a nightclub becomes Zen, a BBQ joint becomes InfoGates, Kansas becomes K-OZ, adolescent bragging becomes BAM2HOTT, a reference to tough LA area becomes GeeWatts.
2) This is of paramount importance! Everyone MUST adhere to the rapper costume of big loose clothing, ballcaps worn indoors and out, gaudy chains and jewelry encouraged, sports clothing encouraged.
3) Try to stand still and look serious until it's your time to take the mike. Rock back and forth, while swinging your arms around (you can't overdo this), contort your face like an actor over-expressing emotions, the over-arching theme should be anger.
4) Just like your "rapper costume", you should follow the standard lyrics and feel free to repeat them over and over. Make liberal use of profanity, references to guns, sex, drugs, crime, the 'hood, and remember the term "nigger" must be spoken a minimum of 3 times per single.
5) Make absolutely no attempt to coordinate your lyrics with the music being played. This ensures that you'll never get in the flow and forever seem out-of-sync.
After you successfully master this home study course, we can guarantee you that you'll be no worse (and no better) than any of the other millions of rap wannabes who pose in the mirror and sing in their friend's basement while smoking weed.
Do you study music? Do you play a musical instrument? Can you work a recording studio? Do you know what's happening in the world? Do you know English and word usage?
Most of these guys are "rappers" because it's the lazy man's way to try to be "hip", notwithstanding the fact that rap is a tired middle-aged urban boomer struggling to maintain relevancy long after it's heyday.
Ludicrous is not just the name of an alleged performing artist.
ReplyDeleteWhat a crowd of useless eaters. None of these "people" are worth a shit.
ReplyDeleteLooks and acts like the writing staff at KCC.
ReplyDeleteBrutal.
ReplyDeleteShow a little respect. All of these poet musicians are extremely talented.
ReplyDeleteVery few of you arrogant racists could even begin to come up with words that rhyme with motherfucker.
Thought when KJ left town...maybe that would be end of the "hip hopper" dribbles...but no. Thank god Byron is in jail.
ReplyDeleteByron's in jail? For what ? Oh..."sheep shagging"....Flint Lock got his ass.
ReplyDeleteI haven't seen one of the guys on a show ticket, heard a cd from em...???? have fun with your 4 minutes of fame... this is the biggest thing any of these cats will ever do... congrats.
ReplyDeleteim losing faith in the cypher series.
The white guy wants to be cool like the black guys.
ReplyDeleteBest rappers in KC are out at the Zoo in the primate pen. Just throw a banana or two in there and a mic and you will get a "rap".
ReplyDeleteK-oz was the only 1 freestyleing.... He has hella dope original music online... He Cuda did better ... But he freestyled an was fucd up
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