KANSAS CITY DEAD TREE MEDIA HOT MESS: HOOPZ REPORTS ON BOOTY MASSAGE!!!



As the staffing for Kansas City's Dead Tree Media remains in decline with award winning reports booted out the door . . . Take a look at the TKC BLOG COMMUNITY calling out a paper trail of fail . . .

"Hey TKC, I know a tipster recently told you "if you only make fun of one Hoopz column this year" or something of that nature while back... but you've got to check out her column today about getting her ass massaged with her friend Babz. And those are the least nauseating parts. Just breathtaking banality."

While we don't want to hold anybody to exacting standards, especially an FYI newsie . . . There's no way this blog would ever pass up deets on a booty massage.

Judge for yourself: My massage message: Oh, the joy! Oh, the pain!

Comments

  1. Is this "hoopz" person a high schooler doing an internship or job shadow at the Star? That's about the level of the writing.

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  2. Marvin Pontiac2/24/14, 6:20 PM

    In the race to the bottom, the Star is leading the charge.

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  3. Channel 9 and ABC News is not far behind.

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  4. Midtown Perv2/24/14, 6:31 PM

    Mmmmm bet i kin git four fingers up that booty and massage it good!

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  5. I hate stories without a happy ending.

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  6. How she can walk around there showing her face knowing that good journalists got laid-off yet she still is employed I'll never know.

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  7. I just.hope no evil white men break into her house and shoot her husband while she is.getting massaged.

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  8. The word BANAL is a perfect description....thank you to the tipster.

    What do we know about Jenee Osterizer?

    She's not a serious person.
    She's not an intellectual thinker.
    She's not a "journalist" per se.
    For some odd reason, she is apparently compensated to babble on about silly "girlfriend" gossip. This article reads like a stream of consciousness dictated by a high school girl who's running late to hand in her assignment.

    If she must remain in this line of work, I strongly suggest sticking with the food/drink reviews as that light fare more closely matches her skills.

    KC Falling Star is picking up speed.

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  9. "Hey, I'm Osterheldt. The only reason why I am still at the Czar is because I'm partially nigger."

    Face it, Kansas Citians. That's the ONLY reason why she's still writing for them: She solely serves a ethnic minority.


    How's progress feel, America?

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  10. Don't be racist. A few years ago she used to be quite a looker.

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  11. I'll be racist. She IS a nigger and I wouldn't touch it, with a vaccinated crowbar...

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  12. Two things evident here: decline of newspaper journalism and decline of responsible public discourse.

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  13. Yeah, she was shocked. I'm sure that's the first time Hoopz had her ass "massaged". Right.

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  14. This is what media has become, stupid broads acting like jouralists, or copy and paste douchers jerking,... i mean"working" in mommys basement.

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  15. True 1127, but in a few years she's gonna look like Ont Esther from Sanford & Son.

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