Saturday, February 15, 2014

KANSAS CITY CATCHES SYPHILIS!!!



Kansas City seems exceptionally skanky given the recent syphilis outbreak.

Also, depending on how Valentine's Day turned out . . . Readers might be glad they spent it alone OR hopefully wrapped it up.

Check the deets:

Fox4: Cases Of Syphillis In The Kansas City Area Have Increased By 100%

Deets:

"The University of Kansas Hospital isn’t sure of a reason for the increase, but Kansas City Health Department Honcho Jeff Hershberger thinks it’s because syphilis symptoms can go away, and then return, leaving an infected person with a false sense of well-being."

Even worse . . . A lot of the recent doses of the syph going around are resistant to antibiotics.

So be careful out there and don't feel too bad about spending sessy time with yourself which is cheap, reliable and slightly less guilt-ridden than sharing your weirdness with a stranger.

15 Comments:

Anonymous said...

this STD is almost exclusively spread by Gays.

Anonymous said...

Craig Glazer is spreading it around like warm jelly.

Anonymous said...

Seems kind of odd that we send a few of our bureaucrats to Spain, where there is also a syphilis issue, and bigger than hell look what happens.

Anonymous said...

Just another reason not to live in this shithole of a town. Niggers, murder, syphilis, niggers....

Anonymous said...

I got it from the toilet seat.

Anonymous said...

Does Byron have it?

Anonymous said...

I got it from Jeraldo who got it while digging through Al Capone's vault

Anonymous said...

They say it can make you crazy maybe that's why Byron is bat shit crazy?

Anonymous said...

Whoa, dude. They wasn't kidding when they said Killer City is swarming with skanky hos.

Yeah, sure, you can get it from a toilet seat.

But even fucking on the hood of your pickup truck is more comfortable.

Anonymous said...

Prior cases of syphilis = 1
Current cases of syphilis = 2

This would be a 100% increase!

Settle down people, this is the power of statistics.

Anonymous said...

niggers and faggots....Go CK GO!!!!!

Flint Lock said...

I wonder if thats what's wrong with my sheep. I caught that pedo, Byron out in the pasture and now my sheep have red ass and swollen snatch with puss pimples. I didn't see Byron fucking them but he was licking their asses and cunt holes...wonder if they can get it from his nasty ass tongue? Fucking pervert hillbilly.

Byron Funkhouser said...

Congratulations Flint Lock, you're a piece of shit.

What's really sad, is that you're probably an adult. At least, what passes for one in CK.

Monogamy prevents the spread of STD's. Only adults are capable of monogamy.

Craven Morehead said...

Y'all can cuss each other all you want. The main point is that an STD is nothing to Clap about!

Anonymous said...

11:39 comment

OUTSTANDING!!!