KANSAS CITY CATCHES SYPHILIS!!!
Kansas City seems exceptionally skanky given the recent syphilis outbreak.
Also, depending on how Valentine's Day turned out . . . Readers might be glad they spent it alone OR hopefully wrapped it up.
Check the deets:
Fox4: Cases Of Syphillis In The Kansas City Area Have Increased By 100%
"The University of Kansas Hospital isn’t sure of a reason for the increase, but Kansas City Health Department Honcho Jeff Hershberger thinks it’s because syphilis symptoms can go away, and then return, leaving an infected person with a false sense of well-being."
Even worse . . . A lot of the recent doses of the syph going around are resistant to antibiotics.
So be careful out there and don't feel too bad about spending sessy time with yourself which is cheap, reliable and slightly less guilt-ridden than sharing your weirdness with a stranger.