Hookers Get $2500 More Expensive In Kansas



Paying for sex directly is still frowned upon in flyover country . . .

KMBC: A Kansas assistant attorney general is urging state lawmakers to require mandatory $2,500 fines against anyone convicted of paying for sex, even if they receive diversion.

Meanwhile, "dating shows" and risky online hookups with potential psychopaths remain a free and unsafe alternative.

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  1. The entire state of Kansas should be napalmed into ash. Sure, there would be some innocent collateral damage, but the net result would justify it.

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  2. Diversion?

    Write on the board, 2,500 times, I will quit liking pussy.

    What a fuckin joke.

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  3. What about us married guys? Thats bullshit. It will cost me $400.00 bucks to get laid(maybe) Friday…

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  4. You kidding me? Nobody in Kansas can afford $2500 for a blow job. Well, maybe except for the Koch brothers. Everybody else in Kansas is working at Walmart or Mickey D's. Expensive poontang in Brownbackistan is a nonstarter, dude. Try again.

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  5. At least give us a fucking Groupon when our amatory addiction is too much to overcumm.

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  6. Chucks man, Pootie's ho's offerz a Group on. Waitz, maybe thats a group on them. Let's me get back to youz on dat. Ho down.

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  7. Is it a stretch to say Kansas is simply pimpin? Pimps gotsta get paid too.

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  8. Pootie pimps his ho's in Kansas, Kansas City, Kansas National Guard, itz dont matter to da Pootie man. Pimps go'z where da moneyz at. I'z gots 2500 dollar ho's. They lives in Waldo and Brookside at nights but dey ho'in during da day.

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  9. The Billie Holiday rule should apply to prostitution. If two people are willing to trade sex for money it ain't nobody's business if they do.

    Hell, that describes a lot of marriages these days.

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  10. I guess they are gonna what? Shut down the carpetbaggers in Johnson county?

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  11. Pootie! How much for the one on Hugh's right side? She be fine!

    You be raising mega cash money for your Mayoral campaign with those three. Pootie the man!

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  12. Pootie, Underdog rolls with you. We be high flyers.

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  13. How you gonna determine who is a hooker and who is a stepford wife. Hell I think they have the same DNA.

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