Friday, February 07, 2014

Get A Good Look @ Golden Ghetto Lady Crook



A nice early morning fact check to demographic stereotypes about stealing . . .

Overland Park Police Chief: Help Us Identify this Felony Shoplifter



Deets of this fashionable alleged thief:

"The female depicted in the pictures below is someone we'd like to identify and hold accountable for her bad decision to relieve the store of more than a thousand dollars worth of clothing items.

"Her indiscretion occurred on January 24th, and the detective on this case is asking for help in identifying her. Loss prevention employees indicated the female took two shopping bags full of clothing out of the store without paying for the merchandise.

"The woman is described as a white female in her mid to late 30`s with a medium build and blondish-brown hair. She also was wearing tall brown boots, jeans and a gray pea coat over a gray shirt."



Remember to stay alert against crime even in the promised land of JoCo and no matter how hard it might seem in the Golden Ghetto . . . Remember never to completely trust a white lady in designer clothes.

Developing . . .

19 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Yo, was the getaway car a Volvo or a Benz?

Anonymous said...

I'd tap it

Anonymous said...

I'd fuck her in the ass. Then cum all over her face.

Anonymous said...

Probably a member of the Indian Hill;s Country Club and lives in Perfect Village who as well hates old folks homes.

Anonymous said...

6:47 & 6:57 she would steal your dicks.

Dickless said...

No really, she will steal your dick she is one mean bitch ask me I know.

Anonymous said...

She's black. She's just wearing a white woman mask.

Pootie Tang said...

Mother fucker dat one of Pooties ho's. What dat ho doin in JOCO? Bitch, you best get your Ikea shopping white ass back on Troost or Pootie will unleash a beat down on you like a Sunday school sermon from Sharpton. Bitch don't stop in Waldo either. Troost or u ass is beat.

Pootie Tang said...

Cum Guy, that will be $150.00. My ho's now take AMEX. And no Tony, that is not a Mexican debit card.

Anonymous said...

657, I remember I had and old perv of an uncle when I was about 12 who would say the same old, off-color, jokes again and again. It was so tiring. The only one who thought it funny was him.

Deja vu.

chuck said...

Pootie, don y'all be throwin no shade on dat bitch, she be poppin tags widout 20 dollahs in her pocket.

Anonymous said...

LOLZ

Anonymous said...

good quality videos. seriously. it won't be long now until this person is identified.

Pootie Tang said...

lol Chuck....dat ho be doing some "hard time".

Cum Guy, don't make Pootie come looking for your jism sprayin, Cracker ass. Send your $150.00, Pootie gots payments to make. Pootie not like Manny Leave-it-to-Cleaver.

Anonymous said...

Find her, charge her and sentence her to move to the east side of KCMO with her own element.

Glenn Bearnaise, Startup Village entrepreneur said...

Looks like every other 40 lb overweight JoCo cunt... might make her tough to find actually.

Charles Darwin said...

Just to put into perspective how truly stupid this bitch is who the fuck rips off the clearance rack.

Anonymous said...

You want this chick you are going to need to get your ass to orlando before beach season arrives.

Pootie Tang said...

$150 get u a half hour of Cum-Guy fun with da ho. Pootie running a Quanza Special.