Monday, February 03, 2014

COWTOWN SNOWMAGEDDON!!! KANSAS CITY TUESDAY EMERGENCY SNOW PREP!!!



Media and just about everything else is getting ready to shut down due to upcoming snowfall . . .

Right now:

"5pm as the Mayor and City Manager lay out the City's action plan to battle the storm"

Accordingly . . .

PREPARE FOR THE KANSAS CITY SNOWPOCALYPSE AND THIS COWTOWN SOON TO SHUT DOWN!!!

There is not even the pretense that they'll be able to clean local streets.

This is gonna be bad . . . Here's the first glimpse:

LINKS:

KMBC: Major winter storm could dump 7 to 10 inches of snow on KC

Kansas City Kansan: If power goes out, hotline available for BPU customers

KCUR: Kansas City Area School Closings On Tuesday

Channel 9: Timing of Tuesday's snow concerns MoDOT, KDOT

KCUR: MoDOT Urges People To Stay Off Roads And Highways Tuesday

Overland Park Police: Be Prepared Tomorrow for Hazardous Conditions

Fox4: Get prepared: Significant snowfall expected on Tuesday

KCI: Snow and Ice Removal at Kansas City Airports is Large-Scale

KMBZ: The National Weather Service has issued a Winter Storm Warning from 6 a.m. on Tuesday until 9 a.m. on Wednesday.

KCTV5: Kansas City area prepares for Tuesday's winter storm

CITY HALL ADVISORY: All Municipal Court dockets canceled Tuesday

KMBC: Kansas City Hospitals put snow emergency plans in place

Developing . . .

25 Comments:

Buck said...

3 inches max. Everybody promises 9 but never delivers.

Anonymous said...

Isn't the dir of pw and city engineer in Spain right now? Nice.

Anonymous said...

Streetcar will stop this!

Anonymous said...

Buck you dont understand weather. Anyway, this is going to be a blast!

Lassies Golden Ghetto Palace....... said...

Just got a 220 electrical service installed to my Dogloo so my nuclear reactor will power heat to said Dogloo. My dog is special

Wild Man said...

The wild man will be okay in Carthage!

Go wild man! Outrun your pain!

FAIL said...

TKC got jokes! "May and City Manager lay out the City's action plan..." Right! Good one! Neither plan for anything... it just happens.

Anonymous said...

My KCMO side street is **STILL** packed with ice. Like the KCMO City Hall clowns will help us when the real storm comes in...

Anonymous said...

KCMO city leaders say out-of-town travelers want a better airport. If you really listened to out-of-town visitors, you'd hear them talk about our disastrous streets, laughable schools, and corrupt government. That is the absolute truth.

Anonymous said...

Will the toy train routes get plaowed first in the future?

Anonymous said...

Zzzzzz

locomotivebreath1901 said...

I think Tony is still sportin' wood for Katie Horner's 'snow-gasms.'

Anonymous said...

+1 6:03 PM

James is an UnderCover Sellout said...

I see Sly James took the group shot if his white firm partners off of his website. He used to be the darky in the firm; now there's no trace of the lily whites that work for his firm. IncogNEGRO.

That guy said...

The weather humped us and is going to dump on our face and ass.

Anonymous said...

I thought Lilly Whites were old Southern white ladies?

Anonymous said...

MoDot is urging employers to keep their employees home, while City Hall (KCMO) sends out an email telling employees to report to work.

Anonymous said...

MoDot is urging employers to keep their employees home, while City Hall (KCMO) sends out an email telling employees to report to work.

Anonymous said...

I'm not sure that "KCMO", "city hall", "employees", and "work" really belong in the same sentence, but I guess it's worth a try.
Paralysis tomorrow for sure. Stock up on beverages and chips.

Anonymous said...

1988 - Dan Henry

Get out the hot chocolate and sleds folks! Lot's of fun and fluffy snow is on the way tomorrow so the sledding hills are going to be real busy for the next next couple days. Enjoy and stay warm! See you on the slopes!

Anonymous said...

I don't know about snow but I just dumped a huge 10 incher and damn I feel good.

Anonymous said...

7:19 +1 you know those two don't go together. That's one of the nights best. Good work.

Pootie Tang said...

Pootie Tang for Mayor in 15. Pootie promise a Dogloo for every resident. Toy Train with a snow plow and free Q at Gates. Pootie has ho's for sale, rent or by the hour. 24/7. Neither rain, snow nor the dark of night slo my bitches down. Vote Pootie Tang.

Anonymous said...

Sorry Pootie, I'm waiting to see what Flint Lock offers.

Pootie Tang said...

Flint Lock....that Cracker will offer something like a meal at Dennys. Pootie offer up some ho's and a shop trip at da new Aldi on Troost. Paid for by Pootie for Mayor...Carl from Mission Hills, Treasurer.