Tuesday, January 21, 2014

TKC EXCLUSIVE!!! KANSAS CITY AIRPORT CONVENIENCE IS A SELLING POINT FOR THE REPUBLICAN CONVENTION 2016!!!



Tonight here's a quick look at a presser for the RNC that CLEARLY and quite ironically demonstrates that the convenient airport is part of this town's pitch to bring Republican partying to this cowtown . . . Which should drive locals opposing the airport insane . . .

KC Gets You To And From Your Hotel In 30 Minutes Or Less

However you choose to arrive for the 2016 Republican National Convention, Kansas City’s central location makes it a traveler’s dream. And once you’re here, navigating the city is simple with a suite of available transportation and hotel options.

- Kansas City is no more than a 3 1/2 hour flight from either coast, with 50 affordable, nonstop flights. Plus, more than 55 million people can reach the city in less than one day’s driving time.
- Kansas City’s sophisticated bi-state transportation network offers ample buses, taxis, limousines and streetcars, which connects area hotels and ensures that all visitors will be within 30 minutes or less of Sprint Center.
- From historic to modern, Kansas City offers attendees more than 32,000 hotel rooms around the city, making coordination across all groups a convenient, hassle-free experience.

Whether it’s our buses taking you to Sprint Center or your concierge showing you to your room, we’re proud to be known for our Midwestern hospitality in Kansas City. In 2016, we invite you to come experience it for yourself.
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39 Comments:

Anonymous said...

The airport is a dump. Fix it or build a new one.

Anonymous said...

Ok, now I understand why Fael wants to promote a new single terminal....to drive away the Republicans!

Anonymous said...

KCI ranked #1 in overall airport satisfaction among medium-size airports (10 to 30 million passengers per year) in 2010.

According to J.D. Power and Associates, KCI performs particularly well in three of the six factors: airport accessibility, check-in/baggage check and security check.

"The drive-to-gate design of the terminals and then, of course, the friendly Midwest employees are always what we hear about," said Joe McBride, Manager of Marketing and Communications for the Kansas City Aviation Department. "While the design and people are always important, KCI has air service to most every major market in the United States, so access to and from Kansas City via air is very good."

Here's a breakdown of the six factors used to determine the overall customer satisfaction:

Accessibility: How passengers rate the ease of leaving a terminal and dropping off passengers in front of a terminal; overall parking; the direction of traffic flow on airport grounds and the attractiveness of airport grounds.
Check-In: How passengers rate the ease of finding check-in location and baggage check location; ease of check-in/baggage check and cleanliness of the check-in/baggage check area.
Security: How passengers rate the amount of time required for security check; the professionalism of the security staff and the ability of the security process to make you feel safe.
Terminal: How passengers rate the signs/directions inside the terminal; the cleanliness of the terminal and restrooms and the level of comfort in the airport.
Food & Retail Services: How passengers rate the choices; quality of retail services; quality of food; speed of service; cost of food/products and professionalism of staff.
Baggage Claim: How passengers rate the ease of finding the baggage claim area; the physical condition/cleanliness of the baggage claim area and the speed of baggage delivery.

The 2010 study is based on responses from more than 12,100 passengers who took a round-trip flight between January and December 2009. Passengers evaluated their departing and arriving airports, and the study includes a total of more than 24,200 evaluations.

Anonymous said...

Do we have street cars?

Anonymous said...

But do we have enough hookers?

Wright Brothers said...

Fuck the airport, they should reinstate Richards Gebaur in south KC for commercial flights, If I have to drive a hour to get to the current airport I might as well just drive to where ever I am going with in the states, and if you are flying out of the country you should take Amtrak to Chicago...it will save you a bunch! The airport here is like a pharmaceutical company its about them NOT you!!

Anonymous said...

The hookers will travel wherever.

Anonymous said...

They (hookers) are looking to make a buck too, and the mentality of men, well the hookers will win...PS dont tell your wife she might then favor the airport deal!

Anonymous said...

Just make sure to hand out warning flyers when visitors arrive at the airport to stay away from the plaza after sunset during the warmer months.

Byron Funkhouser said...

Are there parts of the city that are safe?

Anonymous said...

Sure. Mostly middle class hard working area's. Not in the inner city. You wouldn't fit in.

Anonymous said...

Somebody needs to warn KC sex workers. Couple years ago there was this big scandal in D.C. when some hot intern who called herself Washingtonienne published her diary about banging all kinds of big-name GOP playahs.

Nobody was surprised that these middle-aged pillars of Christian conservative rectitude love inseminating 20-something girls. Or that they liked getting' naked and doing the old Trilateral Commission, if you know what I mean, and I think you do. What else was new, right?

The big news was her report that most of them are, like, really into back-door action in a big way. Yup: poop-chute 'publicans. So the deal is, girls, don't be trickin' these turkeys unless you like anal. It's a stretch, so to speak, but that's how they roll.

Byron Funkhouser said...

Anon 11:17

Why would I want to fit in with the middle class? Hard working servants of the rich? I don't know whether to call you a fool, or feel sorry for you.

Anonymous said...

You have made that clear that you don't like work.You want others to support you and the wife that gets up at noon. What I said. READ!

Anonymous said...

It's all an act. Don't get bent out of shape over an attention seeker.

Byron Funkhouser said...

Anon 12:20

I have Tony's blessing to comment here. I don't need yours.

Anonymous said...

2:04 byron

You have my blessings. It's like watching a car wreck

Anonymous said...

Goddamn Byron just go to Google Maps and find the layout of the city. You get doped up and piss your pants all over the comment section.

Byron Funkhouser said...

Watching your city is like watching a train wreck.

Anonymous said...

Byron Funkhouser

A sick, lonely, sad man. Can't take care of himself or his family. Blames the "man" for his problems.
Perfect example of an entitlement voter. Gimme, gimme,gimme.
Can't wait till he retires off of disability!???
What a gift we have blessed with his contribution here.

Byron Funkhouser said...

I'm neither sick, lonely or sad. I take of my family. Everyone's fine.

I don't care if I'm acceptable to middle class puppies. In fact, I don't want to be acceptable to middle class puppies. If you want to run in the rat race, go to it. I live a different way, one that you couldn't possibly understand.

I think what annoys most of you is that I won't be anonymous. Its like refusing to wear a mask at a Halloween Party. Sorry, I don't play well with others, nor do I really care about that.

The middle class is condemned to serve. It is my hope to convince some of the readers who are poor to not play the game. If you become a wealthy wall street investor, you haven't won, you've lost. Get off the treadmill, it is the heart attack machine.

Anonymous said...

WE!!!! Take care of your family. Not you!

Anonymous said...

Never enough hookers.

Byron Funkhouser said...

Anon 5:49

Since, you're mostly assholes about it, it doesn't bother me very much. You wanted to be the middle class puppie, those are some of consequences. Remember what ever you're being paid, your employer is getting a greater value or he wouldn't be doing it.

Anonymous said...

No shit Byron! Got it. That's how it works. I understand that going in.
Doesn't mean we have to
take care of deadbeats.
By the way, I am an employer. 9 people help me take care of you…

Byron Funkhouser said...

And eight people support you. You get more value from their labor, then you pay for it. The Million Dollar question is how much more?

Byron Funkhouser said...

Employers want you to believe that they are providing a social service by giving you a 'job'. That YOU should be grateful. That YOU should get down on your knees & beg.

The truth is that YOU are supporting them. They are getting rich on your labor, while they debate whether or not to raise the minimum wage above the poverty level.

Anonymous said...

Consequences of not working.

Shopping at pawn shops for old DVDs(you have a DVD player)?
Only having basic TV ( how do you watch Jim Kramer and Documentaries with that) LIAR!
Wife gets to sleep in till noon.
On and On and On..
You are probably waiting on somebody to shovel the driveway!

Byron Funkhouser said...

I can't drive & neither can my wife.

Anonymous said...

I will let my co -workers respond . You sir, are a sick individual.
P.S. Keep it up, you might earn that disability yet!

Anonymous said...

Who cares? Liar.

Anonymous said...

Time to be a productive member of the tax payers. I have a responsibility to take care of my family , employees and Byrons family.

Anonymous said...

CAN'T… Can't can't You have that word tattooed on your forehead Byron. You look in the mirror and see it every time!

Anonymous said...

Don’t feed the troll

Anonymous said...

Thank you Byron for all the great posts you have just made. You're making our job of busting you easier all the time.

Anonymous said...

Sorry 7:06 It's so fun. Like Vodka, you just can't quit.

Anonymous said...

He runs when he gets caught.

Anonymous said...

Byron makes some excellent points about the state of our economy, however, as well as making an employer uncomfortable. Both excellent uses of a free speech zone. Keep triggering these entitlement bashing, job creating fools, Byron. Once they just wipe a little poop out of their eyes from having their heads up their asses so long they'll see their really not getting such a great cut on this whole capitalism racket the rich have going.

Anonymous said...

What we conservatives understand that you layabout liberals don't is that if everybody practiced anal sex, there wouldn't be abortions. It's what Jesus would do.