TKC BREAKING AND EXCLUSIVE NEWS!!! MAYOR SLY'S HIP-HOP SON KJ COULD SOON BE MOVING AWAY FROM KANSAS CITY!!!
A sad local note for Kansas City's hip hop community . . .
KICK-ASS TKC TIPSTERS noticed this social media message last night from Mayor Sly's hip-hop son KJ:
KJ Seyz: "Got our first spot to live at solidified and I just got a restaurant job on Santa Monica beach... It's 65 degrees out... Start of a good day"
Again, this is bad news for Kansas City's hip-hop community that will suffer the loss of one of this town's rising star rappers. HOWEVER, this is probably a good deal for KJ given that it will keep him far, far away from the JoCo police who he disses time and time again on his new drop 'Finally Off Papers.'
Developing . . .
Should probably be moving closer to Burbank where the studios are.
ReplyDeleteOh no. What will we do without such an asset to the community?
ReplyDeleteThis poser will fit right in in the Bay Cities working at menial jobs and telling white chicks he is a rapper. That will be such a new and different approach that no one could see coming. No doubt with in 5 to 10 years, he will be head fry trap cleaner in a famous bistro.
ReplyDeleteJust to let the music world know he has arrived, he should get drunk and knock out a Polar Bear from behind, a chick would be best, a small chick, maybe with a baby. He needs street cred on the coast.
Police out there won't give a shit that he's the mayors son either. This time he'll be in jail with some real thugs, not the watered down JoCo pussies.
ReplyDeleteI had heard that him and Bryon finally came out of the closet and are moving in together.
ReplyDeleteDon't let the door hit you in the ass, Nigger!
ReplyDeleteHe'll be dead within 3 years out there: Cali don't play dat shit...
ReplyDeleteWow been many a year since I have woke up to some fantastic news such as this.
ReplyDelete6:33- My thoughts EXACTLY. Mayor Sly''s legal costs just went UP.
ReplyDeleteDaddy moved him out so KJ wouldn't do something stupid and become a distraction during the reelection campaign.
ReplyDeleteKJ of COA
ReplyDeleteKing Jackass of Collaboration of Assholes
I think TKC should start a betting pool on when the boy comes slinking home.
ReplyDeleteHe'll blend in fine out there with all the other wierdos.
ReplyDeleteMuch hotter chicks and much nicer weather. Good luck kid. KC is a shithole.
ReplyDeleteWow what a loss.
ReplyDelete"Got our first spot to live at solidified"
ReplyDeleteHuh?
Sweet .. Daddy gave him the ok to follow his dreams on pops paycheck... good luck falling on your face dumbass
ReplyDeleteNice now the taxpayers are subsidizing this kid.
ReplyDeleteThe California prison system will be tough on that "bitch."
ReplyDeleteNext stop "Chino"
ReplyDeleteAll of Kansas City mourns its loss.
ReplyDeleteFresh meat!
ReplyDeleteIts a win - win situation. You lose him & he loses you.
ReplyDeleteGood luck, Kyle!
Sad loss for us bottom dwellers.
ReplyDeleteCan we all kick in for the Uhaul?
ReplyDeleteI am not Anonymous even though my name got changed to protect the offended!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI think the woman on the album cover.
ReplyDeleteNow if Sly and the rest of his chilluns would move there, too!
ReplyDeleteHow many other rappers are there in California? Im not saying he will or will not make it because you never know. What I do know is you got thousands and thousands from just socal alone trying to do the same thing.
ReplyDelete6:59 comment = BULLSEYE!!!
ReplyDeleteYou guys are so easy to fool! Moving to Santa Monica? I doubt it.
This major A-hole is probably headed off to rehab somewhere and is trying to cover his ass (and his Dad's reputation) by making up this story.
Somebody check the patient list at 3 Rivers Psychiatric Hospital.
Oh yeah, rehab before the court date.
ReplyDeleteIf he is moving, great. California doesn't mess around with the DUI.
So we got to stare at this for the rest of day now?
ReplyDeleteHow much does Tony get paid to post this crap?
ReplyDeleteKJ is a rapper.....thats some funny shit. I am the Tooth Fairy since we are in fantasy world.
ReplyDeleteByron, your just a shit stain pair of womens panties found on the river bank in Charleston WV...
lol....KJ bussin tables at Arbys in Santa Monica. Probably got a Jerry Mazer begging cup to pick up change on the bike path going down to Venice Beach. KJ will come back to KC as a transexual rapper.
ReplyDeleteHe'd fuck u up.
ReplyDeleteOnly thing KJ would fuck up would be a sack of Taco Bell. Little fucking yard ape.
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