Tuesday, January 28, 2014

TKC BREAKING AND EXCLUSIVE NEWS!!! MAYOR SLY'S HIP-HOP SON KJ COULD SOON BE MOVING AWAY FROM KANSAS CITY!!!



A sad local note for Kansas City's hip hop community . . .

KICK-ASS TKC TIPSTERS noticed this social media message last night from Mayor Sly's hip-hop son KJ:

KJ Seyz: "Got our first spot to live at solidified and I just got a restaurant job on Santa Monica beach... It's 65 degrees out... Start of a good day"

Again, this is bad news for Kansas City's hip-hop community that will suffer the loss of one of this town's rising star rappers. HOWEVER, this is probably a good deal for KJ given that it will keep him far, far away from the JoCo police who he disses time and time again on his new drop 'Finally Off Papers.'

Developing . . .

37 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Should probably be moving closer to Burbank where the studios are.

Anonymous said...

Oh no. What will we do without such an asset to the community?

chuck said...

This poser will fit right in in the Bay Cities working at menial jobs and telling white chicks he is a rapper. That will be such a new and different approach that no one could see coming. No doubt with in 5 to 10 years, he will be head fry trap cleaner in a famous bistro.

Just to let the music world know he has arrived, he should get drunk and knock out a Polar Bear from behind, a chick would be best, a small chick, maybe with a baby. He needs street cred on the coast.

Anonymous said...

Police out there won't give a shit that he's the mayors son either. This time he'll be in jail with some real thugs, not the watered down JoCo pussies.

Anonymous said...

I had heard that him and Bryon finally came out of the closet and are moving in together.

Anonymous said...

Don't let the door hit you in the ass, Nigger!

Anonymous said...

He'll be dead within 3 years out there: Cali don't play dat shit...

Anonymous said...

Wow been many a year since I have woke up to some fantastic news such as this.

Anonymous said...

6:33- My thoughts EXACTLY. Mayor Sly''s legal costs just went UP.

Anonymous said...

Daddy moved him out so KJ wouldn't do something stupid and become a distraction during the reelection campaign.

Anonymous said...

KJ of COA

King Jackass of Collaboration of Assholes

Anonymous said...

I think TKC should start a betting pool on when the boy comes slinking home.

Anonymous said...

He'll blend in fine out there with all the other wierdos.

Anonymous said...

Much hotter chicks and much nicer weather. Good luck kid. KC is a shithole.

Anonymous said...

Wow what a loss.

Anonymous said...

"Got our first spot to live at solidified"

Huh?

Anonymous said...

Sweet .. Daddy gave him the ok to follow his dreams on pops paycheck... good luck falling on your face dumbass

Anonymous said...

Nice now the taxpayers are subsidizing this kid.

Ask Charlie Manson said...

The California prison system will be tough on that "bitch."

Anonymous said...

Next stop "Chino"

Anonymous said...

All of Kansas City mourns its loss.

Chino said...

Fresh meat!

Byron Funkhouser said...

Its a win - win situation. You lose him & he loses you.

Good luck, Kyle!

Anonymous said...

Sad loss for us bottom dwellers.

Anonymous said...

Can we all kick in for the Uhaul?

Blacktino The Gay Blogger said...

I am not Anonymous even though my name got changed to protect the offended!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I think the woman on the album cover.

Anonymous said...

Now if Sly and the rest of his chilluns would move there, too!

Anonymous said...

How many other rappers are there in California? Im not saying he will or will not make it because you never know. What I do know is you got thousands and thousands from just socal alone trying to do the same thing.

Anonymous said...

6:59 comment = BULLSEYE!!!

You guys are so easy to fool! Moving to Santa Monica? I doubt it.
This major A-hole is probably headed off to rehab somewhere and is trying to cover his ass (and his Dad's reputation) by making up this story.

Somebody check the patient list at 3 Rivers Psychiatric Hospital.

Anonymous said...

Oh yeah, rehab before the court date.
If he is moving, great. California doesn't mess around with the DUI.

Anonymous said...

So we got to stare at this for the rest of day now?

Anonymous said...

How much does Tony get paid to post this crap?

Rapper........Rapper my ass........ said...

KJ is a rapper.....thats some funny shit. I am the Tooth Fairy since we are in fantasy world.

Byron, your just a shit stain pair of womens panties found on the river bank in Charleston WV...

Anonymous said...

lol....KJ bussin tables at Arbys in Santa Monica. Probably got a Jerry Mazer begging cup to pick up change on the bike path going down to Venice Beach. KJ will come back to KC as a transexual rapper.

Anonymous said...

He'd fuck u up.

Anonymous said...

Only thing KJ would fuck up would be a sack of Taco Bell. Little fucking yard ape.