Wednesday, January 01, 2014

SUBURBAN SCARE: GOLDEN GHETTO GUY EXPOSES HIS JUNK TO WALMART LADY!!!

Description from Fox4 says it was a white dude with an average build and "not very clean looking" . . . Here are more deets: "Shawnee police are looking for a man who exposed himself inside the new Walmart located near Silverheel and Johnson Drive. The incident happened shortly after 8 p.m. Sunday. A female shopper said a man in dark clothing walked past her with his genitals exposed. The woman was in the back of the store where surveillance cameras were limited, so police could not see the incident on video."

13 Comments:

Anonymous said...

But the important thing is: Was his JUNK clean looking?
Hope so. I need a boyfriend for the New Year.

Unclean Guy said...

Well at least my cock isn't Chinese-made.

Anonymous said...

Maybe he was looking for his Bitcoins!

Anonymous said...

Junk, get a content editor.

Anonymous said...

She is just pissed because he looked at her wrong so she is making something of it knowing there was no cameras to back what she is saying, so she gets away with a lie. I bet she went to the Glazer school of how to lie and cheat and not have to prove a thing.

Walmart Penis Guy said...

I'm PROUD of my junk and want all those Wally World sluts to see what they're missing!!!

Anonymous said...

Yeah,, right,,,lets get this straight, some fat tub of shit is complaining that she saw some cock,,,,she is just pissed that he didn't off it to her trailer trash ass

Anonymous said...

You sound frustrated and really dumb

Cunt Busters....... said...

Frigid fucking bitch made it up. She imagined he had his junk hanging out. LMFAO....typical G G cunt.

Anonymous said...

Not that many bitches want to fuck

Anonymous said...

No cum no peace

Anonymous said...

drunk homeless guy who forgot to zip up most likely.

fat drama queens make everything about themselves.

Anonymous said...

it isn't always about your little cock