Monday, January 06, 2014

SHOCK!!! SUSPENDED: TOO COLD FOR KANSAS CITY TRASH PICKUP!!!



This is a bit of good news in as much at it gives the local lower-classes a bit more rest time before getting back to work . . .

KMBC and City Hall Presser: City suspends trash and recycling services for Monday

Deets:

City suspends trash and recycling services for Monday, Jan. 6

The City of Kansas City, Mo., Public Works Department announces that trash, recycling and bulky item services have been suspended tomorrow, Monday, Jan. 6, due to the extreme cold temperatures.

Trash, recycling and bulky will be delayed one day for the week of Jan. 6-10. Residents who usually receive this service on Mondays will receive it Tuesday, Jan. 7. Residents who usually receive this service on Fridays will receive it Saturday, Jan. 11.

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More importantly . . . We hope you took our advice and paid the X-mas joy of your mistress/lover with a gift card that's easily disposable and mostly untraceable by significant others who don't really want to know.

More in a bit . . .

10 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Hell I pay them with cash you dipshit. Gift cards are traceable but hell you probably have never bought one.

Anonymous said...

its so cold i have to Walk backwards to piss

Anonymous said...

Hell lets jut shut the whole fucking world down since it's a little cold in KC today. Fuck me, I swear lazy fucking assholes.

Anonymous said...

In keeping with the them of #1 sniveling web site, 656 proves, once again, my point.

People die in this weather.

Go rear end the cum guy that thinks he is so funny outside in Ice Station Zebra weather.

Anonymous said...

The trash truck in my suburban town just came by and picked up my trash- right on time!

It's a PETA Conspiracy said...

Need to leave the trash out an extra day or two to feed the stray animals.

Anonymous said...

I saw a grey Fox last night

Anonymous said...

In a related story, Dana and Parks will be on indefinitely this afternoon.

Anonymous said...

The Horror!

Anonymous said...

My trash was picked up as well no issues. I agree bunch of fucking pussies and 7:24 I bet is the biggest one. People in many places all over the world work in weather like this day in and day out.