SHOCK!!! SUSPENDED: TOO COLD FOR KANSAS CITY TRASH PICKUP!!!
This is a bit of good news in as much at it gives the local lower-classes a bit more rest time before getting back to work . . .
KMBC and City Hall Presser: City suspends trash and recycling services for Monday
City suspends trash and recycling services for Monday, Jan. 6
The City of Kansas City, Mo., Public Works Department announces that trash, recycling and bulky item services have been suspended tomorrow, Monday, Jan. 6, due to the extreme cold temperatures.
Trash, recycling and bulky will be delayed one day for the week of Jan. 6-10. Residents who usually receive this service on Mondays will receive it Tuesday, Jan. 7. Residents who usually receive this service on Fridays will receive it Saturday, Jan. 11.
More importantly . . . We hope you took our advice and paid the X-mas joy of your mistress/lover with a gift card that's easily disposable and mostly untraceable by significant others who don't really want to know.
More in a bit . . .