Thursday, January 30, 2014

SHOCK!!! KANSAS CITY MAYOR SLY JAMES RETREATS TO THE NORTHLAND FOR PARK HILL STUDY HALL INTERNETS LIVESTREAM STATE OF THE CITY SPEECH!!!



The last time the Mayor set foot in the urban core to deliver a major address, some guy from the crowd scared the whole audience and now it seems he frightened the Mayor across the bridge . . .

To wit . . .

CHECK MAYOR SLY'S NORTHLAND PLAN FOR THIS YEAR'S STATE OF THE CITY SPEECH!!!

Here are the relevant deets:

"This year Mayor James will discuss his education, enforcement, employment, and efficiency agenda with juniors and seniors at Park Hill High School, located at 7701 NW Barry Road in Kansas City Missouri, in order to promote civic participation and knowledge of local government among our City’s youth. The event will also feature a student town hall with the Mayor that will be moderated by KCPT’s Nick Haines. KCPT’s education department will be working in tandem with the Mayor’s Office to make school districts aware of the opportunity for livestreaming the event and how it can enhance classroom curriculum."

I'm sure this move will be celebrated by acolytes but it kinda reveals Mayor Sly to be out of touch and in need of a highly controlled PR-Style environment in order to effectively govern.

Yes, yes, the Northland needs attention too but these aren't potential votes for Mayor Sly James . . . They're simply more polite than any other place on the wrong side of the bridge that's growing increasingly impatient with the spendthrift Mayor.

Read more deets here:

Mayor James to deliver third State of the City Address as civic engagement discussion with Park Hill High School students

And while the average hausfrau might appreciate this one . . . Taking questions from suburban study hall students live over the Internets actually disconnects the vast majority of Kansas City residents and voters.

24 Comments:

Anonymous said...

How much do you want to bet that Global Prairie flubs the live stream?

Anonymous said...

Um isn't one enough?

Anonymous said...

He'll talk to these kids, then tell us they said. "we need more toy trains and internet connections".

And my golly we're gonna give it to them!

Anonymous said...

Pew Research Center's Internet and American Life Project revealed that 58 percent of U.S. adults go online "just for fun". The biggest Web time wasters are, of course, callow youth age 18 to 29. More than 80 percent of Generation YouTube are surfing the Web when they should be out looking for work or cleaning their rooms, per the survey.

Anonymous said...

I doubt he's going to say "pull up your god damn pants, get that comb out of your hair, how the hell you going to get a job when you walk into an interview with your pants falling down and wearing a hoodie!!!

Another Midtown Mom said...

That's because Park Hill students don't act that way! LOL!

Anonymous said...

He'll be the only black guy (besides security) in the room. Seems odd given lack of role models in the hood. He going to inspire white kids to grow up and be free loading attorneys

Anonymous said...

He can pass out some Trojans as freebies with CK on the hermetically sealed pack. Here you go kid, be careful out there.

Anonymous said...

Hi kids, what would you like? More toy trains, a new airport, more google fiber connections, market rate apartment housing?

Anonymous said...

4:14, we can only wish he'd teach the inner city what they are and how to use them.

Park Hill Student Alum Association said...

GO BACK TO YOUR GHETTO HOME NIGGER BOY AND TAKE THE REST OF THESE COONS WITH YOU!!! Keep the Northland clean and free of thieving niggers!!!

Anonymous said...

The northland is the only place he could talk to kids that actually go to school!

No Negros in the Northland, please ! said...

Sly the Ape in the Northland.....say it ain't so. Free the Northland. Free the Northland. We don't need the Negro murder gang up North. Sly, Jermaine, Alonzo, and those other so called black leaders need to keep their porch apes south of the river.

Anonymous said...

My children attend park hill and judge people based on character, not color of skin.

Most of the racists on this site did not even graduate hs.

Anonymous said...

445, 541: The Valedictorian from last year's class was Asian.

Do you hate Asians as well?

By the way, Valedictorian means pretty good student.

Jeeze.

Anonymous said...

Anyone remember that Bill Moyers show on PBS where college and high school-educated respondents were asked to find Iraq, Iran, Saudi Arabia, and Israel on a world map and only 23% of the college-educated under the age of 25 and 6% of high school- educated could find all four, despite the fact that the map they were given was labeled?

Anonymous said...

5:41 most of the people that post on this blog are college educated and/or have advanced degrees. Fuck Park Hill H.S. and your Honor Student bumper sticker on your Dodge Caravan. If I see you, I will go out of my way to run you off the road.

chuck said...

Maybe he can tell them how well the Nanny State is doing with Health Care.

What a cluster fuck.

Boo Hoo Moralfag said...

5:41, WHEN your child is mugged, burglarized, or carjacked in the future you'll recognize the "character"....it'll be a nigger.

Mike B. said...

I support this decision by the Mayor. He is a good man and a good leader. He is needed in the Northland too.

Anonymous said...

College educated, advanced degrees? LMFAO 610.

HAHAHAHA

Anonymous said...

The tough talk is sooooooo impressive when you are at an anonymous keyboard 610.

I will be watching for the next Dodge run off the road.

F-in A. Go get me a cheeseburger. OR, take it east of Troost and share it with the hommies.

Anonymous said...

Pretty sure the Claycomo Barber School is not higher ed.

Anonymous said...

11:37 sounds like sour grapes. Did you flunk out ?