Friday, January 17, 2014

KANSAS CITY POWER RANKINGS TONIGHT!!!



This week Kansas City finally powered past any remnant of last year's holiday season and now we're really getting started making the most of 2014.

To wit . . .

CHECK THE STRONGEST IN KANSAS CITY WEEK ACCORDING TO TKC POWER RANKINGS!!!

Here we go . . .

FRIENDS WHO WANT TO SAVE KCI


With help Southwest Execs . . . This week belonged to voices who pointed out the folly of building a new Kansas City airport that nobody wants and isn't exactly good for business.

DWAYNE BOWE


In a bold move, he brought racial profiling and arguments for weed legalization back to the forefront of the Kansas City discourse.

JOHN FIERRO


He's starting his campaign for City Council earlier than anybody else and staying strong against overwhelming odds.

ALONZO WASHINGTON


Without question his work in the community and independent comix winning makes Mr. Washington one of the most influential people in Kansas City.

KATY PERRY


This week Katy Perry announced what is already the most anticipated Kansas City concert of the year and once again proves that we should never discount big eyes and ample cleavage.

As always, this list has been compiled according to scientific TKC polling and market research data and it's a weekly comprehensive guide to local powerful people.

16 Comments:

Anonymous said...

I guess you didn't get my vote for broken water mains.

Anonymous said...

snubbing Chief Alber again!

Anonymous said...

I just want to vote for one of Katy's boobs.

Phase II said...

The streetcar next step is the biggest winner this week. Sorry TKC.

Anonymous said...

Katy Perry's box!!!

Chad Creamer said...

I'll bet even Katy Perry's box doesn't shut the fuck up while you're banging it.

Anonymous said...

yeah I would just have to go and question your choice of Alonzo since he's all talk and no action.

The man who only fifteen minutes ago tweeted there was a shooting at a football game.

You know, those January high school football games are hotbeds of violence.

Anonymous said...

The only place that Alonzo has any influence is Tony's rectum.

Byron Funkhouser said...

What a pathetic piece of shit you are.

Anonymous said...

Here is the deal, I am not sure if the airport will work but there is no way KC should spend one billion dollars on an experiment to find out without knowing for sure.

Byron Funkhouser said...

Anon 2:12

Well spoken, the same can be said of the streetcar.

not Carl from Mission Hills.......... said...

Katie Perry got some big ass titties. Yummy........

not Carl from MH.......... said...

stalking Byron on TKC at 4:00am on a Saturday morning....wtf has my life come to. Thank god Starbucks is open soon. With that said, Byron, your one sick mf....dude if I get a chance I will steal a wheel off your chair.

The ghost of Ray Parker jr.s red pleather jacket said...

If Alonzo is on of the most influential people in KC, then Tony is the love child of Sophia loren and Ricardo Montelbon.

Anonymous said...

Correct me if I am wrong but did that fucktard say here a while back he supported the street car and all us haters against it was wrong?

Anonymous said...

Speaking of streetcars, why is the manager of sidewalks going to Spain on the KCMO tax payer dime?