H1N1 SWINE FLU SICKENS KANSAS CITY!!!
Don't take it personal . . . TKC has stopped shaking hands for the reminder of January.
Meanwhile, Kansas City is just a tad more diseased than usual.
KCTV5: Doctors say they're treating one of worst flu seasons in years
KSHB: H1N1 flu virus on the rise
Fox4: Local hospitals deal with large number of flu patients
Two schools of thought on this one . . .
1. It's a conspiracy to sell more vaccine . . . Usually spouted by sick people between sneezes.
2. Shut up and get your shot.
Meanwhile this winter hosts an even more melodious cacophony of mucus-y sounds amid public gatherings attended by Kansas City plebs who probably need more Obamacare and less toy train streetcar.