Saturday, January 11, 2014

H1N1 SWINE FLU SICKENS KANSAS CITY!!!



Don't take it personal . . . TKC has stopped shaking hands for the reminder of January.

Meanwhile, Kansas City is just a tad more diseased than usual.

Check it:

KCTV5: Doctors say they're treating one of worst flu seasons in years

KSHB: H1N1 flu virus on the rise

Fox4: Local hospitals deal with large number of flu patients

Two schools of thought on this one . . .

1. It's a conspiracy to sell more vaccine . . . Usually spouted by sick people between sneezes.

2. Shut up and get your shot.

Meanwhile this winter hosts an even more melodious cacophony of mucus-y sounds amid public gatherings attended by Kansas City plebs who probably need more Obamacare and less toy train streetcar.

12 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Kansas City is filthy. People are disgusting pigs rubbing snot everywhere. Sick fucks that come to work and within a week, the entire department are out sick.

Keep your sick ass kids at home. Keep your nasty figures off our food.

Anonymous said...

Kook @ 959,

Get some xanax and professional therapy.

Anonymous said...

9:59 is right and I bet 10:37 is one of those assholes who snot and smear their infected asses around all over the place.

Anonymous said...

Kook at 1120,

Get some xanax and professional help. Carpool with your clone 937.

Anonymous said...

Man this site culls some real assholes. 10:37 and 11:44 are proof of that.

Anonymous said...

My asshole is clean. 10:37 sees to that.

11:44

Anonymous said...

Uh, its one guy replying to another guy in an attempt to make it look like three people.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, you're right with that.

Anonymous said...

True. Lets hope the hypochondriac can be cured.

Anonymous said...

Well here is thing, I havent had the flu in over 20 years. I eat well, I stay in shape, I dont eat greasy fast food because I am not LAZY and cook my own healthy food.

While I am not a vegetarian, veggies are good for everyone in tons of ways. Flu shots are designed for sheeple, ya know those morons that believe everything they are told and act on it.

I think the government should come up with and distribute a "sheeple" flu, (they kinda have, but not really) well guess what it will never happen to the degree is should happen because if they did that they would never have enough people to vote for them. They count on sheeple too much!!

Anonymous said...

7:36 that is the most retarded post I have seen on here to date. The government already came up with a sheeple flu - its called H1N1 or swine flu...dumbass!!

Anonymous said...

And the sheeple have lined up in drove (because they are pussies) to get it. those same morons will be calling "Brown and Croupen" in about 4 months when the vaccine almost killed them.